Post by Erin Gordon on Dec 17, 2021 22:26:40 GMT -5
A brow quirks before the Oncoming Storm closes the bag, approaching Canon with the sort of stone-faced expression... before her free hand rests on Curt's shoulder and the look on her face softens.
"I... these're real important to you, ain't they?"
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 22:28:22 GMT -5
Alright, so to recap
~Welsh points at the screen~
Veronica Strader - dildo (Outcast's gift) Outcast - expensive bottle of whiskey (Gordon's gift) Erin Gordon - Checkers ashes (Curt's 'gift') Curt Canon - $1000 (tony's gift) Dylan Thomas - Limited Edition Vinyl Press of “Party All The Time” by Eddie Murphy (Strader's gift) Tony the Spider - Trip to exile island and casino (Zybala's gift) zybala - Gregory the Elephant (Dylan's gift)
A brow quirks before the Oncoming Storm closes the bag, approaching Canon with the sort of stone-faced expression... before her free hand rests on Curt's shoulder and the look on her face softens.
"I... these're real important to you, ain't they?"
A brow quirks before the Oncoming Storm closes the bag, approaching Canon with the sort of stone-faced expression... before her free hand rests on Curt's shoulder and the look on her face softens.
"I... these're real important to you, ain't they?"
~Curt lowers his head, nodding~
There's a gentle pat.
"I'll take good care of'em. Got a nice oak tree overlookin' the acreage to keep'em company, alright?"
Post by Veronica Strader on Dec 17, 2021 22:34:59 GMT -5
~Veronica steps out of the ring and walks up to Outcast being held up by his ladies of the evening. Dildo under her, she reaches into her pocket.~
Veronica: While I am enjoying Outcast Junior tonight, I hope you’ll enjoy this…
~Out of her pocket she pulls out a bottle of Oxy 80's and an brand new pill crusher. She puts them in the inside of his jacket. She gives him a peck on the cheek.~
Veronica: Have fun, Love. Think of me, yeah?
~She winks at him, and heads back to her locker room to show the girls their new friend for the evening.~
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 22:41:00 GMT -5
~Everyone starts to disperse. It's time to take what happens next BACKSTAGE. Zybala manages to ride Gregory out of the arena without killing anyone. Vee exits, toting her dildo. Erin and Curt walk side by side, carrying their gifts, exiting. Tony the spider laughs as he struts up the ramp. Dylan tries to figure out how he's going to get this record to play when he gets home. They're all gone...save Welsh and Outcast. Outcast remains at ringside, propped up by the two women, drinking his whiskey~
Marcus Welsh: Outcast...you good, buddy?
~Outcast nods...but something doesn't feel right. It feels as though there's work yet to be done~
Marcus Welsh: Why are we still on air? What's going on...the show is over. END CREDITS
~No end credits. We linger...it's uneasy. Something is afoot. And then~
~We suddenly see a figure enter from the side. He stumbles in holding a Bud Light~
Lurrr: Did I miss the party? Fuckkkk….I knew the day drinking would cause me to lose track of time.
~Lurrr looks around not knowing Outcast is still hanging around. He stumbles forward and notices the OCW Champ~
Lurrr: Well isn’t this a Christmas miracle??? The one and only Outcast in the presence of the best OCW has ever seen.
~Outcast is being held up looking up at Lurrr not able to talk~
Lurrr: What?? You don’t have anything to say to the man who built this company from the ground up??
~Silence from Outcast as he seems out of it and Lurrr gives a smile~
Lurrr: Well I have a lot to say!!! Let’s start by making it known what a real HOF’er is. Number one, they aren’t cowards who run from the company who made them. We have seen some disloyal cocksuckers over the last few months turn their back on this great company that I built. They ran away because they knew they couldn’t hack it.
~Outcast just looks on as Lurrr finishes his beer~
Lurrr: Damn I thought the OCW champ would be able to hold his liquor better pathetic….Number two a real HOF’er shows respect to those who have carried them for almost 20 plus years and doesn’t crawl into a overrated hole of a company like some.
~Outcast looks on still trying to get himself together~
Lurrr: Oh no not you Outcast you were smart you hung around cause you knew the competition would lighten up. You are a smart man for that. But number three, a real HOF’er always ensures he has backup. So that brings me to you. If I ever had another wrestler I respected in this industry it was one man….his name is Marvelous Mario Maurako!!! The only guy who may deserve an OCW title more than me. So guess what….at Access Denied I will be side by side with him to ensure the OCW Title is in the possession of a rightful owner and not a guy who preys off average pussy wrestlers. At Access Denied your reign of the next “big” thing will be over…you can bring your recent accolades with you and these two HOF’ers will show you what greatness actually looks like.
~Lurrr throws his beer bottle down and walks away with that cocky grin we are always used to seeing~
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 22:52:35 GMT -5
~Welsh leans over the top rope~
Marcus Welsh: Lurrr! Damnit, he's drunk! If he weren't, he'd make you eat those words...well, aside form the ones about pussies running from OCW...you were spot on there.
~Lurrr gives Welsh the finger. He then does the universal 'beer me' sign with his hands. A beer flies from the crowd. He catches it and cracks it open...backing up to the stage~
Lurrr: Outcast! I'll see you at Access Denied as I ensure that Mario finally gets what's rightfully his!
~Lurrr chugs the beer and slams it down, against the metal stage. Welsh yells...but his mic is cut off. We fade out with a shot of a drunk Outcast and a furious Welsh~