Cheasy M: Hello OCW fans and welcome to the OCW Christmas Party! We're getting things unofficially started a little early today...because, as Lurrr so famously put it on Twitter last night...who doesn't love day drinking? haha
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: Throughout the day we'll be unveiling the lineup for Access Denied. Then, when the party starts at 7pm we'll have a live White Elephant Exchange. The yearly awards will also be announced. Fans, it's set to be a wild day of celebration...so stick around!
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: And now...tonight's official theme song.
~LEO stands outside Welsh's office. Treat Cassidy and Marcus Welsh are heard yelling back and forth behind the locked door. AKB walks by...but stops...the shouting pulls his attention~
AKB: The hell is going on in there?
Leo: Treat Cassidy is here and he's...well, he's not happy.
AKB: Is Vargas here? Mack?
Leo: Not that I've been able to tell...but you know if Treat's around, they aren't far away.
AKB: No shit. Wonder what he's about to force Welsh into.
Leo: Probably something to do with Access Denied, given how frustrated Welsh is. He's worked on that lineup all week.
~AKB nods~
Leo: Oh, hey, so you got to feel around Grace's tits?
AKB: I was helping her remove a bug or something.
Leo: Are they real, or...
Voice: AHEM
~Cap Slock appears~
Cap Slock: GENTLEMEN I BELIEVE WE HAVE MORE PRODUCTIVE WAYS TO SPEND OUR TIME
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 12:51:38 GMT -5
~The door to Welsh's office finally opens. Cassidy emerges with a big smile...whatever it was he hoped to achieve, it appears as though he was successful. Treat exits. Welsh emerges, looking worn and battered. He eyes the camera~
Marcus Welsh: Send it to the ring. We need some good news. Let's give out one of our yearly awards.
~We cut to the ring. Belvedere stands inside. Fans are in attendance, drinking eggnog from kegs and jamming to Christmas music~
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is my honor to present this year's award for Newcomer of the Year.
~Belvedere smiles~
Belvedere: The nominees are...BRIM, Thaddeus Duke, Betsy Granger, Matthew Knox, and Veronica Strader.
~Drumroll~
Belvedere: And, the winner of Newcomer of the Year is...
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~The crowd goes wild. We cut away to some commercials~
~We cut to Cheasy's desk inside the OCW Studio for some BREAKING NEWS~
Cheasy M: OCW fans...right here in front of me...I have an official match announcement for Access Denied!
~We hear the fans inside the OCW Arena go wild~
Cheasy M: After their 'exhibition' match which turned violent and resulted in a pull apart brawl...fans were left to speculate what was next for Curt Canon and Chad Vargas. Tons of rumors have been swirling...would Vargas return? Would Curt move on and face Ed Houston for the Craze Title? Well, those questions have been answered.
~Cheasy points over his head toward a graphic~
~The crowd goes wild~
Cheasy M: That's right...these two Hall of Famers will face off once again...but this time, it's for real. And, this time, it's for a shot at the OCW Title.
~More pops from the crowd. Cheasy stacks his papers atop his desk~
Cheasy M: It appears as though Treat Cassidy got his wish. Vargas is one win away from an OCW Title match...the title he wore so proudly in 2015. And, as for Curt Canon, he hasn't held the prestigious OCW Title since 1999.
~It's been awhile. Yes~
Cheasy M: Vargas' last OCW Title match came in 2019 against Matt Meyhu at Serial Thrillers. Curt Canon's last OCW Title shot came in July 2019 as he faced Mack O'Connor and OCW Champion, Matt Meyhu at Lost at Sea. This is, without question, a huge opportunity for both men.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: More big announcements to come as the OCW Christmas Party rolls on!
: We cut backstage to see Mike Zybala pushing a large hand cart with a wrapped box on it! The box is easily 5 feet by 5 feet big. This must be his contribution for the white elephant gift exchange! He pauses and pulls out a flask. He opens it, takes a deep drink before capping it and putting it back in his pocket. He starts singing Jingle Bells. :
*Outcast is shown arriving with two women much younger than himself. One on each arm, but they appear to be holding him upright more than they escorting him. *
Post by Erin Gordon on Dec 17, 2021 15:02:57 GMT -5
The Oncoming Storm's arrival isn't anything special. Hell, she's dressed the same as always in jeans and a plain gray long-sleeved shirt--her boots are clean, is really the only difference. The gift bag she carries is about a foot tall and a foot long, standard issue red with a green bow stuck haphazardly to its front.
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 15:21:05 GMT -5
~We cut to the ring where BELVEDERE stands by, ready to announce the next annual award~
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is now time to reveal the...ANGLE OF THE YEAR
~A bunch of TIO fans go wild...this award has basically been called the 'TIO' awards...because the dude dominates this category whenever he's active in OCW~
Belvedere: The nominees for Angle of the Year are...Vhodka Marie winning the TransAtlantic Championship
~Belvedere scoffs. He rips that card up. Everybody laughs~
Belvedere: Pretty clear THAT won't be winning. The other nominees are...James Raven confronting TIO...The Return of Supreme Machine...The Debut of Cyrus Riddle...Veronica Strader is Jane Doe...and, the winner of Angle of the Year is...
~Drumroll...will TIO win it again? The winner is announced~
~Huge ovation! This is Strader's second award this evening...a huge boost for the prodigious star. We cut to commercial~
Post by Dylan Thomas on Dec 17, 2021 15:45:47 GMT -5
The camera cuts away to the parking lot of the arena, where the A-List's Emerald Green limousine pulls up and the crowd lets out a cheer when they see it. It parks up and from inside step Dylan, Lissandra, Vincenzo, Frankie and Tank. But no Lord Allton. Dylan and Lissie have ice packs to their heads. A member of OCW Staff comes running up to them.
OCW: Dylan! Dylan! Dylan Thomas, sir!
Dylan and Lissandra's heads are still aching and so they don't appreciate being screamed at. Dylan looks at the name badge.
Dylan: ........'Richard'. What? I've still got a banging headache, could you please keep it down?
OCW: Sorry Sir. Just wanted to get your thoughts on winning the award for most improved?
Dylan: I have?
OCW: It was announced earlier sir, yeah.
Dylan: Great.
Dylan smiles.
Lissandra: I'm glad we were cleared for tonight.
Vincenzo: Shame the Boss can't be though. That fucking asshole that attacked you guys and him.
Lissandra: Ah Vinnie.... he'd want us to party.
Vincenzo: I know. Hey Frank! Is the gift ready?
Frankie: It's scheduled to arrive later. Don't worry, I'm tracking it.
Last Edit: Dec 17, 2021 15:52:54 GMT -5 by Dylan Thomas