Cheasy M: And we're back! And boy oh boy do we have some big news! And no, I'm not talking about the elephant that's about to be in the room...LITERALLY. I'm speaking about another match announcement for Access Denied!
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: It was announced about a week ago that The Oncoming Storm, Erin Gordon would be making her return to OCW! Erin Gordon is as talented as they come and many people believe that this go around she's going to live up to all of the immense promise she's shown. OCW staff...Marcus Welsh, most notably, are very excited over her inclusion into this very small, very tight community.
"Erin Gordon is a main event level talent. Let's get that out of the way...the obvious. But what earned her a spot on the roster was her appetite. The appetite to compete and take part in OCW. We want people who want to be here and Erin Gordon fits that label. It would not shock me if Erin Gordon earned the OCW Title at some point during 2022."
Cheasy M: Big words from our GM. So, Erin Gordon is set to make her in-ring debut on January 30th at Access Denied...but, who will her opponent be?
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: Well, her opponent is a man who attempted to compete at Death March. Unfortunately...due to the driving snow, he was unable to make it to his match on time...instead he fought a local group of moose. He wound up defeating the moose and eating them inside a tent...nestled by a fire during a wild snow storm. This man is, of course, OCW veteran The Lost Soul...or The Lost Stranger...heck, let's just call him TLS. TLS has won numerous titles during his 20 year OCW career...but, the premier championship has always eluded him. Could 2022 be his year? It'll begin with a big test against Erin Gordon.
~The graphic displays~
Cheasy M: It's Erin Gordon. It's TLS. And, the winner will receive a shot at the TransAtlantic or Craze Title...whichever one they choose. It's at Access Denied...don't miss it!
~Camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: The Christmas show rolls on after these invisible pretend commercials!
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 18:46:46 GMT -5
~We cut to Welsh's office. Cap Slock is placing a sticker underneath the Access Denied banner that reads 'Erin Gordon vs. TLS'. He finishes and takes a moment to admire his work~
Cap Slock: WELL THAT'S THREE MATCHES, BOSS. THREE MORE, RIGHT?
Marcus Welsh: That is correct.
Cap Slock: TRANSATLANTIC TITLE MATCH. CRAZE TITLE MATCH. AND SOMETHING INVOLVING ZYBALA?
Marcus Welsh: Pretty much.
Cap Slock: I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE REST OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT WHEN I SAY I CAN'T WAIT
Cheasy M: And we're back, fans with another match announcement!
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: Mike Zybala has drawn the ire of OCW owner, Gregory Poblano. Many people felt as though Zybala should have either left Death March with the OCW Title OR been granted a rematch at Access Denied. However, Poblano vetoed both options...deciding to give Maurako the shot at Outcast. So, where does that leave Zybala?
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: Zybala has challenged Gregory Poblano. He wants a match with an opportunity to regain ownership of OCW. The feeling...and there is evidence to support this theory...the feeling is that ZyBALDa signed the company over to Poblano, without Zybala's approval. And, despite Zybala doing everything in his power to overturn this sale...the courts have repeatedly refused to listen. So...Mike Zybala has one option left...win it inside the ring.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: Mike Zybala will compete at Access Denied. If he wins, he will regain ownership of OCW. But...who will his opponent be? Surely Gregory Poblano won't step into the ring, right?
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjusts~
Cheasy M: That's right. Mr. Poblano is no fool. Instead, he's acquired the services of an OCW in-ring talent...a former champion...a man who strikes fear into the hearts of all his opponents. BRIM will represent Gregory Poblano as he faces Mike Zybala at Access Denied!!
Cheasy M: And what does BRIM get out of it, you ask? Well, if he wins I've been told that Poblano has promised BRIM the OCW Savage Championship as his prize.
~The camera cuts. Cheasy adjust~
Cheasy M: It's Mike Zybala, competing for ownership. It's BRIM, competing for Savage glory. It'll take place at Access Denied! Don't miss it!
~Cheasy points at the camera~
Cheasy M: The Christmas Party rolls on after these imaginary commercials!
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 19:30:03 GMT -5
~Back inside the OCW Arena...Belvedere stands in the ring, envelope in hand~
Belvedere: And now, fans...it's time to find out who will take home HEEL of the Year.
~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO THE FANS...HEEL BOO BOO HEEL!!!~
Belvedere: Yes, I'm sorry to have to bring this negativity during such a festive festivity like the OCW Christmas Party. But, alas, work supersedes play. Anyway...the nominees for Heel of the Year are...Dylan Thomas, Outcast, Peter Vaughn, Supreme Machine, and BRIM.
~Belvedere carefully opens this envelope...perhaps concerned that the envelope might pull some sneaky heel tactic like an unexpected papercut. Thankfully, everything turns out alright~
Belvedere: And, OCW's Heel of the Year is...
~And another one for BRIM! The big man is raking in the awards tonight after a GREAT 2021 campaign. Will he take home the Savage Title at Access Denied? That remains to be seen~
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 19:46:54 GMT -5
~Back to the ring we go...Belvedere has another envelope and announcement~
Belvedere: Folks...gather round as I reveal the winners of Feud of the Year!
~Everybody gathers forward. Doctors and scientists watching are appalled at the lack of social distancing~
Belvedere: The nominees for Feud of the Year are...Mike Zybala vs. Peter Vaughn, Dylan Thomas vs. Peter Vaughn, Outcast vs. Peter Vaughn, and Mike Zybala vs. Outcast...
~Belvedere tries to open the envelope...but he struggles with it...some might even call it a FEUD...he finally wins, getting it open~
Belvedere: And the winners for Feud of the Year are...
~As if there were any doubt...the Ranch/Blu Cheese feud began at OCW's return PPV and lasted all the way through the end of the year...FEUD OF THE YEAR, FOLKS~