Post by Veronica Strader on Dec 17, 2021 15:49:11 GMT -5
~Veronica Strader exits her locker room, dressed to kill, with Roxxie and The Head Mistress behind her. The camera pans down and Chuck is in a little tuxedo. Veronica picks him up and he puts his little arm around her neck.~
Chuck: Congrats ma'am, you are lookin' bitchin' and two awards!
Veronica: Thanks little man. You are quite handsome in your little suit. Let's find someone for you to murder, ok?
~His little doll eyes light up as the foursome head to gift area.~
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 16:20:40 GMT -5
~We cut to Belvedere...center of the ring...ready to announce the next yearly award. The fans pop~
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is now time to announce the winner of MATCH OF THE YEAR
~WOOOO go the fans. This is one of the biggest awards of the year!~
Belvedere: So many matches to choose from...but, our great GM Marcus Welsh was able to narrow the field down to five...so, the nominees for Match of the Year are...
~The fans get quiet, listening with TREMENDOUS PASSION~
Belvedere: The Prison Yard Match, Dylan Thomas vs. Outcast, Outcast vs. Xavier Lux, TNGB vs. Cashe & Riddle, and Mike Zybala vs. Outcast...
~He opens the envelope~
Belvedere: And, the winner for Match of the Year is...
~Huge ovation!! The Icicle Death Match earns one of the most coveted awards of the year! We cut away~
: Zybala turns around with his plate full of food. :
Zybala: On what? Did I win something? I've been here for a while. By the way, you guys gotta try the pot roast. Glad to see you guys are doing better too.
Zybala: Oh. Should have won the belt too, but Pablino is a Grinch. Oh well, when the fans die of boredom watching two senior citizens fight for the world title, he can't blame me.
Outcast: This match... it should have been the last match Zybala ever had, because I should have ended his life. I should impaled him through the rectum with that Blu Cheese cicle.
Outcast: This match... it should have been the last match Zybala ever had, because I should have ended his life. I should impaled him through the rectum with that Blu Cheese cicle.
Veronica: I am sure someone around here would peg him for you.
Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 17, 2021 16:56:18 GMT -5
~And...we cut to the ring once again as we wrap up the first half of the annual awards~
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is now time to reveal who will take home the award for OOC MEMBER OF THE YEAR
~The fans are confused...what the fuck is an OOC? Outstandingly Offensive Commentator? If so, it's gotta be Hood, right?~
Hood: You damn right.
Belvedere: The nominees for OOC Member of the Year are...Dylan Thomas, Thaddeus Duke, Xavier Lux, Peter Vaughn, and Mike Zybala....and the, winner for OOC Member of the Year is...
: Zybala overhears this and looks at Outcast across the room. :
Zybala: Maybe if you wore your bifocals, you would have seen where to stab. And you would have seen the SUPERKICK that laid you out coming. That belt would be mine if it wasn't for your seeing eye Pablino.
~And...we cut to the ring once again as we wrap up the first half of the annual awards~
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is now time to reveal who will take home the award for OOC MEMBER OF THE YEAR
~The fans are confused...what the fuck is an OOC? Outstandingly Offensive Commentator? If so, it's gotta be Hood, right?~
Hood: You damn right.
Belvedere: The nominees for OOC Member of the Year are...Dylan Thomas, Thaddeus Duke, Xavier Lux, Peter Vaughn, and Mike Zybala....and the, winner for OOC Member of the Year is...