Post by Marcus Welsh on Dec 1, 2021 11:56:00 GMT -5
~The fans leap to their feet with UNBRIDLED JOY~
Smith: Oh boy!
Hood: Mighty Mouse returns!
~Curt Canon bursts through the curtain! The former OCW Champion receives a tremendous ovation as he sprints down the ramp~
Hood: HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAYYYYYY
~Canon slides into the ring before pushing up to his feet...the guy might be super old but he's as quick, fast, and SPRY as ever~
Belvedere: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...standing 5'4 and weighing in at 155lbs...he is a former LightWeight Champion. He is a former OCW Tag Team Champion. He is a former OCW Champion. He's in the OCW Hall of Fame...he is...Curt Canon!!!
~Curt throws his arms into the air...the fans chant the legend's name. Clubbin Man leans back into his corner, nodding. Curt's music stops. Belvedere exits. Scruff calls for the bell. It rings~
Smith: Yesterday we got Lurrr. Today...we get the man who defeated Lurrr...Curt Canon.
Hood: Yep, Canon defeating Lurrr was the first big 'upset' in OCW history. It put Canon on the map.
Smith: A fact he never goes a day without reminding us.
Hood: Hey, milk that cow for all it's worth.
~Clubbin Man approaches, saying some words. Curt smiles~
Smith: I'm sure these two have faced before.
Hood: Yea, they were major players in the early, early days of OCW.
Smith: Both were BUFF members, right?
Hood: Holy shit, I think you're right. This match just got WAY MORE AWESOME
Smith: Somewhere, Scott Syren is shedding a tear.
~Clubbin Man mentions something about Canon's music being shitty. He throws a short forearm into Curt's jaw, spinning the legend around. Canon, however, reaches up...he grabs Clubbin Man's head and flips him over with a snapmare!!! Clubbin's ass hits the mat, hard. Canon jumps up and dropkicks CM in the back of the head!! CM is left on his back, atop the mat~
Smith: Curt Canon will not let anybody besmirch the good name of TRUST COMPANY
Hood: At least Curt is true to his roots
~Canon hustles for the ropes...he flies through them, onto the apron. He jumps up, springboards off the top rope and hits CM with a springboard Swanton Bomb!!! CM is down...Canon pops back to his feet. He looks out at the fans...they chant "CANON! CANON!" Curt nods...he grabs CM by the hair, pulling him to his feet...he hooks his head under his arm and drops him with THE CANON CUTTER!!! The ring shakes with impact! Curt makes the cover...Scruff slides in~
1!
2!
3!!!!
~The bell rings~
Belvedere: Here is your winner...CURT CANON!!!!
Smith: Impressive showing by Curt Canon!
Hood: Just in time...he's got what some are calling an 'exhibition' against Chad Vargas on Sunday.
Smith: Yea, Vargas will be SLIGHTLY tougher than Clubbin Man. I'd think.
Hood: You'd think.
~Canon pays his respect to the fans...appreciating the support. He exits the ring and heads up the ramp~
Smith: In-ring action rolls on for PPV week, folks! Stick around...you never know who might show up next!