Who does this guy think he is? (Pt.1)
Jan 27, 2023 0:26:54 GMT -5
Marcus Welsh, Dylan Thomas, and 1 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Jan 27, 2023 0:26:54 GMT -5
(The black fades into Foam Lake, a world made of cold, cheese, beer, and... laughter. And for you, a world that is a welcome addition to what I am guessing is a subpar life.)
ICE: Time to talk about my introduction promo to the OCW…. First off, it needs to be extremely entertaining, a super big moment to help save this place.
(A frozen lake from Northern Wisconsin, USA, appears on your screen. A thick blue fog casts itself over the white snow as nightfall has vailed over this far off shot.)
PJ: Big? You’re like 6 feet plus and a super muscular.
DEE: It needs to tell a story, or at least catch people up on what the ICE Beckman experience is.
(The camera zooms in on one of the many cabins that still has glowing light shining through the windows and puffs of hot smoke escaping the chimney.)
John: It needs to be eye-catching, intimating, dominating, but most importantly...within the budget.
(As we pan inside the cabin with pan around the room as we see four men highlighted by the flickering of the glow of a fire under the hearth. They each have their own fine leather chair facing the fire.)
PJ: And it needs to be sexy.
(You hear the audible disgust from the other three men, which joins your similar disgusted noise, as you hear the word sexy come from the fat, scruffy, slob of man the promo is informing you is named PJ.)
ICE: While I agree, sexy is good, I fear that might not be one of the main aspects of my promos, considering I spend a lot of my time hanging out with you three losers in a town where sex happens more often due to Packer victories and cheap beer, rather than actual physical attractions.
(The last speaker named ICE, aka the hero of these promos, the king of this lake town, the best new thing in OCW, and a man who has a rugged jaw line that can be seen through his godlike beard. A Man whose head sits upon a huge body made of sculpted muscle, which all amounts to a pile of godlike features that is nothing more than unfair to normal people, especially when you consider his lifestyle.)
DEE: I think we need to help those newbies out there get to know us, the town, and most importantly Natural ICE Beckman.
(These barely heard words of wisdom, come from a skinny nerd of a man, with greasy badly bleached hair and shirt probably even nerdier than the one you're currently wearing.)
Johnny: ...And of course most importantly, this promo needs to be within the budget.
(Those words come from the other Beckman brother, Johnny, who looks like he was dressed by page 8 of the latest L.L.Bean men's catalogue. His ego hates giving his wrestler brother the solo spotlight almost as much as his Hollywood funded checkbook hates spending his California cash in a town like Foam Lake, which in Johnny’s opinion, helps define the term fly over country.)
PJ: If it helps the budget, I'll be in charge of the catering for the crew.
Johnny: No way, I am not funding Little Debbie’s grandkids college funds for a single promo.
DEE: What if we just put out a video full of highlights from your wrestling past, including some of your major awards and most importantly a list of your wrestling titles. All those items combined will make these newbies understand how great you are at wrestling.
Johnny: Yes, that would be like bragging to the popular kids in high school about your online school girlfriend,
PJ: Speaking of that, the Burger King app and I have been getting pretty hot and heavy lately.
DEE: That’s stupid, its nothing like what me and my reddit followers have.
ICE: Cheap meat and r/StarWarsConspiracyEheories are definitely not the answers.
Johnny: Obviously.
ICE: And of course, neither is staying under budget.
Johnny: Wait, what-
ICE: What we need to do is keep it simple, and really just let the people get to know us.
DEE: Hey, wasn’t that my idea-
ICE: Shut up Dee. Yes, we need to play a simple game. We’ll bring up one ICE Beckman subject and each one of us give a single word that helps all those newbies out there define what makes the Natural ICE Beckman promo an amazingly out of this world experience, in which one would be honored to share with their grandchildren one day.
Johnny: I’ll start, a massive ego.
ICE: We haven’t started yet...but keep that in mind.
(The group of four takes some time to prepare for this one word game. And with that it's time for you viewers at home to play, match the ICE member gang with how they spent the 10 minutes before the game started. The first little member wrote 25 topics on note cards while streaming Deep Space Nine. The second, not so little, member begged the owner of Foam Lake Pizza to open two hours after closing time to get out of bed and deliver him three super meat specials. The third member checked in with the Japanese stock market on his smart watch; while at the same time checking flights from Wisconsin to anywhere else in the world on his smart phone. And finally, our hero, your hero, spent his time sitting on his dock, while looking up and taking a drink of beer for every star he saw on the crisp clear winter night.)
Narrator: Check in at the end for results!
ICE: When the fuck did we get a narrator?
Johnny: I'm not paying for him!
(As the moon has passed farther across the winter sky our group of four have regained their places in front of the heat of the fireplace.)
DEE: Alright, let’s start with the rules. Rule #1, respect.
ICE: Shut the fuck up Dee.
DEE: Respect means-
Johnny: Ill respect you when you have sex with someone without Wi-Fi being available.
DEE: Respect means-
PJ: Does it mean something like me not puking inside your Dr. Who guy’s toy magic phone booth and then blaming it on your cat?
DEE: I knew there was no way Pretty Princess Leia could puke out that many whole pizza rolls at once!!
ICE: Just fucking say the first topic they need to hear to understand me!
DEE: Fine, I’ll be tough, Lord knows I’ve learned how to be tough during my kitty Leia’s nightly bath time. I mean I was scared before Friday night’s “nail trimming time”, and of course I was nervous about Saturday night’s “flea treatment festival”, but nothing got me more tough than Sunday night’s “Sunday nights annual anal-”
Johnny: STOP!
ICE: Yes, stop, no one is going to wanna watch a second more of this intro promo or any of my promos if you finish that sentence! Just give me those topic note cards!
(Natural ICE rips the cards from Dee’s weak grip with some inebriated strength coming soon to an arena near you.)
DEE: Fine! Take them! I don’t need this.
PJ: (Holding up Facebook on his phone) ...You literally said, ICE letting you lead this segment of his promo is the most important thing that has happened to you since your mom let you get the Disney channel.
DEE: Since when can you read?!?
PJ: Fifth grade gets easier to pass in your 30’s.
Johnny: Wow, I’m impressed PJ, here I was thinking I would never think higher of you after you pledged to do a monthly shower on New Year’s Eve.
ICE: PJ, wasn’t that the same night you made out with a vendor machine that had fiddle-faddle?
PJ: It started with making out.
DEE: Can we just get to the note cards already!!
(The Beckman brothers share a laugh, as they often do, at the expensive of PJ. As the laughter dies down, ICE sets up the first note card topic.)
ICE: Alright, time to talk about me, and truly entertain the masses. (Reading the note card) ... what makes Natural ICE Beckman so tough in the ring?
Johnny: Booze.
DEE: Drugs.
PJ: Booze and drugs.
ICE: Okay, next topic about me. What makes Natural ICE Beckman such a good wrestler?
Johnny: Booze.
DEE: Drugs.
PJ: Well, booze and drugs.
ICE: Hmmm, moving on. What makes Natural ICE Beckman such a good entertainer?
Johnny: Booze.
DEE: Drugs.
PJ: His sense of humor.
ICE: Well finally something new.
PJ: Yeah, you’re super funny...probably cuz of the booze and drugs.
(With a soft burp from beer and a sigh of frustration, ICE begins to flip through the note cards.)
ICE: Alight, he is a new one, what makes Natural ICE Beckman tick?
Johnny: I feel like this isn’t the answer you want to hear, but....well, booze.
DEE: And don’t forget about drugs.
PJ: And especially don’t forget the booze and drugs!
ICE: I am more than just drinking... (pours himself a shot), or a druggie... (as he pulls out a shoebox full of plastic bags) …. but I am also about fishing, hunting, hanging out at the bar, snowmobiling, watching sports, fighting drunks, watching TV, watching movies, making fun of losers, remembering past victories, teasing my best friends … and of course drinking booze, doing drugs and drinking while doing drugs. Damn. You’re right...I do drink a lot and do drugs a lot...and that’s what make me a winner.
Johnny: And with that, you have no chance at being the face of OCW’s “no drugs in school” campaigns.
DEE: Great, you are a winner, when compared to losers.
PJ: Losers? You talking about me?
Johnny: I think he means just losers, not sub human mistakes by God.
PJ: Thank you Johnny.
Johnny: No, PJ, I am saying you are God’s mis-
ICE: We don’t have time for that meltdown from PJ, or yours as well brother John, or am I not right, Mr. Runner Up Little Hollywood Boy ‘94?
Johnny: Yes, no time for any of that. Rather it be the time to move onto the losers who you truly will be over coming during the next coming weeks in OCW.
DEE: And with that, we finish the promo with...ICE’s Jokes of the Week.
(As the Beckman pack of four continues to sit among the fireplaces flames inside ICE’s cabin a fun graphic comes sailing onto the screen...
ICE Beckman’s Jokes of the Week!
...And with the magic of media editing, the fast motion button hits as the four guys and their seats move off set. Soon enough, it is all replaced by a big Johnny Carson like curtain. During the whole changing fiasco, the following announcement is heard.)
Narrator: Please note these jokes are only based on the one episode of Massacre and the run up promos to that show that ICE bothered watching in between bouts of rally drinking and wake and bakes. Also please note “Jokes of the Week“, is not a guaranteed weekly segment for ICE gets very lazy most weeks.
(The fast motion editing winds down as ICE appears from the curtains like a late night host ready to roast his future competitors.)
ICE: Welcome to my jokes of the week, or as most of the butt of these jokes will know it as, the last time they were mentioned on OCW airwaves...
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: First we begin with Azazel, who name sounds like a Spanish cleaning product.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: He is one of these, from parts unknown guys. Parts unknown? I think they just don’t want to admit they are from the South.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: I saw he has abandoned his wife and kids...another clue he is from the South?
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: But seriously I see the guy still has a wife, someone who nags him, tells him what to do...but he just calls him The Man in Red.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: Moving onto my next potential future competitor...besides Liver failure...Donnis Harris. Sounds like a character from a TV sitcom that got cancelled after the Pilot episode.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: He says he is not just a tough guy fighter...who only talks about being a tough guy fighter. This guy's backstory isn’t nearly as rough as the story of his back, which is covered in pimple scars he got from the roids.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: He says his talk is cheap, when considering what he has to say, it better be free.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: Then we have The Standard, a great topic for any therapists looking for a case study. I mean he is the standard, as in the standard for why our mental help system in America has failed.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: I mean this guy’s inner voice is even more annoying than Spiderman’s Vemon, because his inner voice is his dad...soon he’s going to hear: “Be Evil! Destroy that Guy! Did you remember to take out the garbage?!!”
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: Well that about wraps it up, Azazel, Harris and the Standard, one of you will hopefully soon be the first step on my climb up the ladder to OCW glory. So...goodnight...to all...of you...
(ICE seems to be struggling with the sign off...as the promo shifts over to the darkness off just the “stage” where ICE’s crew is huddling.)
Johnny: What is he doing? We are already over the character budget...by like 200 or more.
PJ: 200 of what?
Johnny: Please, you know I hate breaking the fourth wall, I don’t shot, that’s so 2002.
DEE: Crap, he is going to go off script. He has too much pride to insult just bottom feeders. I’ll just quickly remind him....(DEE leans forward and in his loudest whisper speaks to ICE out on the “stage”)...Remember, keep it simple, only trash talk the under-carders, stay humble!!!
(ICE hears the loud whispered advice and begins to process it via his intoxicated brain. Unfortunately, in the end his drunken ego swarms over his better laid plans, as he begins to spew jokes about those currently out of his league in every sense of the OCW rankings.)
ICE: Decadence means "an indulgence in luxury"...looking over that PPV card it’s sounds more like a "sensible helping in frugality."
(Back off “stage” the crew continues to fret.)
DEE: Oh no, he’s watching the Decadence promos too!
Johnny: Great now where way over character budget! Hopefully Marcus Welsh won’t fine us for this!
PJ: What is a character budget?
Johnny: I told you I don’t break the fourth wall!
(With a bit of delay...Pre-recorded audience laughter leads us back under the spotlight with ICE.)
Narrator: Tune in next time as Natural ICE Beckman begins to insult much of the OCW roster like the cocky asshole he has always been.
(ICE’s smile grows from a simple grin to devilishly mean.)
DEE: INSULT MUCH OF THE OCW ROSTER?
! NO, ICE, DON’T!
Johnny: That’s it, I am pulling the plug!
(End of Part 1.)
ICE: Time to talk about my introduction promo to the OCW…. First off, it needs to be extremely entertaining, a super big moment to help save this place.
(A frozen lake from Northern Wisconsin, USA, appears on your screen. A thick blue fog casts itself over the white snow as nightfall has vailed over this far off shot.)
PJ: Big? You’re like 6 feet plus and a super muscular.
DEE: It needs to tell a story, or at least catch people up on what the ICE Beckman experience is.
(The camera zooms in on one of the many cabins that still has glowing light shining through the windows and puffs of hot smoke escaping the chimney.)
John: It needs to be eye-catching, intimating, dominating, but most importantly...within the budget.
(As we pan inside the cabin with pan around the room as we see four men highlighted by the flickering of the glow of a fire under the hearth. They each have their own fine leather chair facing the fire.)
PJ: And it needs to be sexy.
(You hear the audible disgust from the other three men, which joins your similar disgusted noise, as you hear the word sexy come from the fat, scruffy, slob of man the promo is informing you is named PJ.)
ICE: While I agree, sexy is good, I fear that might not be one of the main aspects of my promos, considering I spend a lot of my time hanging out with you three losers in a town where sex happens more often due to Packer victories and cheap beer, rather than actual physical attractions.
(The last speaker named ICE, aka the hero of these promos, the king of this lake town, the best new thing in OCW, and a man who has a rugged jaw line that can be seen through his godlike beard. A Man whose head sits upon a huge body made of sculpted muscle, which all amounts to a pile of godlike features that is nothing more than unfair to normal people, especially when you consider his lifestyle.)
DEE: I think we need to help those newbies out there get to know us, the town, and most importantly Natural ICE Beckman.
(These barely heard words of wisdom, come from a skinny nerd of a man, with greasy badly bleached hair and shirt probably even nerdier than the one you're currently wearing.)
Johnny: ...And of course most importantly, this promo needs to be within the budget.
(Those words come from the other Beckman brother, Johnny, who looks like he was dressed by page 8 of the latest L.L.Bean men's catalogue. His ego hates giving his wrestler brother the solo spotlight almost as much as his Hollywood funded checkbook hates spending his California cash in a town like Foam Lake, which in Johnny’s opinion, helps define the term fly over country.)
PJ: If it helps the budget, I'll be in charge of the catering for the crew.
Johnny: No way, I am not funding Little Debbie’s grandkids college funds for a single promo.
DEE: What if we just put out a video full of highlights from your wrestling past, including some of your major awards and most importantly a list of your wrestling titles. All those items combined will make these newbies understand how great you are at wrestling.
Johnny: Yes, that would be like bragging to the popular kids in high school about your online school girlfriend,
PJ: Speaking of that, the Burger King app and I have been getting pretty hot and heavy lately.
DEE: That’s stupid, its nothing like what me and my reddit followers have.
ICE: Cheap meat and r/StarWarsConspiracyEheories are definitely not the answers.
Johnny: Obviously.
ICE: And of course, neither is staying under budget.
Johnny: Wait, what-
ICE: What we need to do is keep it simple, and really just let the people get to know us.
DEE: Hey, wasn’t that my idea-
ICE: Shut up Dee. Yes, we need to play a simple game. We’ll bring up one ICE Beckman subject and each one of us give a single word that helps all those newbies out there define what makes the Natural ICE Beckman promo an amazingly out of this world experience, in which one would be honored to share with their grandchildren one day.
Johnny: I’ll start, a massive ego.
ICE: We haven’t started yet...but keep that in mind.
(The group of four takes some time to prepare for this one word game. And with that it's time for you viewers at home to play, match the ICE member gang with how they spent the 10 minutes before the game started. The first little member wrote 25 topics on note cards while streaming Deep Space Nine. The second, not so little, member begged the owner of Foam Lake Pizza to open two hours after closing time to get out of bed and deliver him three super meat specials. The third member checked in with the Japanese stock market on his smart watch; while at the same time checking flights from Wisconsin to anywhere else in the world on his smart phone. And finally, our hero, your hero, spent his time sitting on his dock, while looking up and taking a drink of beer for every star he saw on the crisp clear winter night.)
Narrator: Check in at the end for results!
ICE: When the fuck did we get a narrator?
Johnny: I'm not paying for him!
(As the moon has passed farther across the winter sky our group of four have regained their places in front of the heat of the fireplace.)
DEE: Alright, let’s start with the rules. Rule #1, respect.
ICE: Shut the fuck up Dee.
DEE: Respect means-
Johnny: Ill respect you when you have sex with someone without Wi-Fi being available.
DEE: Respect means-
PJ: Does it mean something like me not puking inside your Dr. Who guy’s toy magic phone booth and then blaming it on your cat?
DEE: I knew there was no way Pretty Princess Leia could puke out that many whole pizza rolls at once!!
ICE: Just fucking say the first topic they need to hear to understand me!
DEE: Fine, I’ll be tough, Lord knows I’ve learned how to be tough during my kitty Leia’s nightly bath time. I mean I was scared before Friday night’s “nail trimming time”, and of course I was nervous about Saturday night’s “flea treatment festival”, but nothing got me more tough than Sunday night’s “Sunday nights annual anal-”
Johnny: STOP!
ICE: Yes, stop, no one is going to wanna watch a second more of this intro promo or any of my promos if you finish that sentence! Just give me those topic note cards!
(Natural ICE rips the cards from Dee’s weak grip with some inebriated strength coming soon to an arena near you.)
DEE: Fine! Take them! I don’t need this.
PJ: (Holding up Facebook on his phone) ...You literally said, ICE letting you lead this segment of his promo is the most important thing that has happened to you since your mom let you get the Disney channel.
DEE: Since when can you read?!?
PJ: Fifth grade gets easier to pass in your 30’s.
Johnny: Wow, I’m impressed PJ, here I was thinking I would never think higher of you after you pledged to do a monthly shower on New Year’s Eve.
ICE: PJ, wasn’t that the same night you made out with a vendor machine that had fiddle-faddle?
PJ: It started with making out.
DEE: Can we just get to the note cards already!!
(The Beckman brothers share a laugh, as they often do, at the expensive of PJ. As the laughter dies down, ICE sets up the first note card topic.)
ICE: Alright, time to talk about me, and truly entertain the masses. (Reading the note card) ... what makes Natural ICE Beckman so tough in the ring?
Johnny: Booze.
DEE: Drugs.
PJ: Booze and drugs.
ICE: Okay, next topic about me. What makes Natural ICE Beckman such a good wrestler?
Johnny: Booze.
DEE: Drugs.
PJ: Well, booze and drugs.
ICE: Hmmm, moving on. What makes Natural ICE Beckman such a good entertainer?
Johnny: Booze.
DEE: Drugs.
PJ: His sense of humor.
ICE: Well finally something new.
PJ: Yeah, you’re super funny...probably cuz of the booze and drugs.
(With a soft burp from beer and a sigh of frustration, ICE begins to flip through the note cards.)
ICE: Alight, he is a new one, what makes Natural ICE Beckman tick?
Johnny: I feel like this isn’t the answer you want to hear, but....well, booze.
DEE: And don’t forget about drugs.
PJ: And especially don’t forget the booze and drugs!
ICE: I am more than just drinking... (pours himself a shot), or a druggie... (as he pulls out a shoebox full of plastic bags) …. but I am also about fishing, hunting, hanging out at the bar, snowmobiling, watching sports, fighting drunks, watching TV, watching movies, making fun of losers, remembering past victories, teasing my best friends … and of course drinking booze, doing drugs and drinking while doing drugs. Damn. You’re right...I do drink a lot and do drugs a lot...and that’s what make me a winner.
Johnny: And with that, you have no chance at being the face of OCW’s “no drugs in school” campaigns.
DEE: Great, you are a winner, when compared to losers.
PJ: Losers? You talking about me?
Johnny: I think he means just losers, not sub human mistakes by God.
PJ: Thank you Johnny.
Johnny: No, PJ, I am saying you are God’s mis-
ICE: We don’t have time for that meltdown from PJ, or yours as well brother John, or am I not right, Mr. Runner Up Little Hollywood Boy ‘94?
Johnny: Yes, no time for any of that. Rather it be the time to move onto the losers who you truly will be over coming during the next coming weeks in OCW.
DEE: And with that, we finish the promo with...ICE’s Jokes of the Week.
(As the Beckman pack of four continues to sit among the fireplaces flames inside ICE’s cabin a fun graphic comes sailing onto the screen...
ICE Beckman’s Jokes of the Week!
...And with the magic of media editing, the fast motion button hits as the four guys and their seats move off set. Soon enough, it is all replaced by a big Johnny Carson like curtain. During the whole changing fiasco, the following announcement is heard.)
Narrator: Please note these jokes are only based on the one episode of Massacre and the run up promos to that show that ICE bothered watching in between bouts of rally drinking and wake and bakes. Also please note “Jokes of the Week“, is not a guaranteed weekly segment for ICE gets very lazy most weeks.
(The fast motion editing winds down as ICE appears from the curtains like a late night host ready to roast his future competitors.)
ICE: Welcome to my jokes of the week, or as most of the butt of these jokes will know it as, the last time they were mentioned on OCW airwaves...
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: First we begin with Azazel, who name sounds like a Spanish cleaning product.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: He is one of these, from parts unknown guys. Parts unknown? I think they just don’t want to admit they are from the South.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: I saw he has abandoned his wife and kids...another clue he is from the South?
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: But seriously I see the guy still has a wife, someone who nags him, tells him what to do...but he just calls him The Man in Red.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: Moving onto my next potential future competitor...besides Liver failure...Donnis Harris. Sounds like a character from a TV sitcom that got cancelled after the Pilot episode.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: He says he is not just a tough guy fighter...who only talks about being a tough guy fighter. This guy's backstory isn’t nearly as rough as the story of his back, which is covered in pimple scars he got from the roids.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: He says his talk is cheap, when considering what he has to say, it better be free.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: Then we have The Standard, a great topic for any therapists looking for a case study. I mean he is the standard, as in the standard for why our mental help system in America has failed.
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: I mean this guy’s inner voice is even more annoying than Spiderman’s Vemon, because his inner voice is his dad...soon he’s going to hear: “Be Evil! Destroy that Guy! Did you remember to take out the garbage?!!”
(Pre-recorded audience laughter.)
ICE: Well that about wraps it up, Azazel, Harris and the Standard, one of you will hopefully soon be the first step on my climb up the ladder to OCW glory. So...goodnight...to all...of you...
(ICE seems to be struggling with the sign off...as the promo shifts over to the darkness off just the “stage” where ICE’s crew is huddling.)
Johnny: What is he doing? We are already over the character budget...by like 200 or more.
PJ: 200 of what?
Johnny: Please, you know I hate breaking the fourth wall, I don’t shot, that’s so 2002.
DEE: Crap, he is going to go off script. He has too much pride to insult just bottom feeders. I’ll just quickly remind him....(DEE leans forward and in his loudest whisper speaks to ICE out on the “stage”)...Remember, keep it simple, only trash talk the under-carders, stay humble!!!
(ICE hears the loud whispered advice and begins to process it via his intoxicated brain. Unfortunately, in the end his drunken ego swarms over his better laid plans, as he begins to spew jokes about those currently out of his league in every sense of the OCW rankings.)
ICE: Decadence means "an indulgence in luxury"...looking over that PPV card it’s sounds more like a "sensible helping in frugality."
(Back off “stage” the crew continues to fret.)
DEE: Oh no, he’s watching the Decadence promos too!
Johnny: Great now where way over character budget! Hopefully Marcus Welsh won’t fine us for this!
PJ: What is a character budget?
Johnny: I told you I don’t break the fourth wall!
(With a bit of delay...Pre-recorded audience laughter leads us back under the spotlight with ICE.)
Narrator: Tune in next time as Natural ICE Beckman begins to insult much of the OCW roster like the cocky asshole he has always been.
(ICE’s smile grows from a simple grin to devilishly mean.)
DEE: INSULT MUCH OF THE OCW ROSTER?
! NO, ICE, DON’T! Johnny: That’s it, I am pulling the plug!
(End of Part 1.)
