OCW BOOM! Episode 1. The Pilot

[Vicky Stone]

*DISCLAIMER*
All matches are simulated by a CPU vs CPU. Every star has 85% in points. The results are randomly determined. ENJOY THE SHOW!




~We open on a shot of Vicky Stone in the ring. She is holding a microphone.~



Vicky Stone: This. Is. The. BOOM! And tonight we have three great matches with seven great opponents. Some names you’ve heard about as they are OCW legends. And some are new to OCW looking to test out the waters here in BOOM! While our roster is small at the start. I hope to get more as we take on Allton’s Equality and Zybala’s Outsiders. Speaking of those turkey’s. One of Allton’s apparent graduates Thomas Cross will battle it out in a triple threat match with Outsider leader himself, Mike Zybala. And the third man? I know I can pick favorites being the boss. But if Ollie Rhule can kick the hell out of those two guys. He will make my good list. Also “Pretty” Chip Mahoney goes u[p deluxxx man himself, John E Depth. So let’s get started with OCW Legend Lilith going up against OCW newbie, the scientologist her self, Chloe Hubbard!

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Chip Maheny: Hi there! Name’s Chip! PRETTY Chip Mahoney! I was asked to do a little pre match promo before i face off with John E Depth. I was like… JOHNNY DEPP? The adorably talented actor boy from CRY BABY? He’s a manly man like me this Academy Globe SAG winner. But it was that pretty boy. It was a pornography-snuff film director. JOHN. E. DEPTH! Big difference. Well Mr. Deluxe. I don’t watch that kind of filth. I am not familiar with the films you make but i am sure they are yucky and about nudity and men with peckers going inside dames' vaginas. Nope. Not for me. I enjoy high quality art films, mister! Like Brokeback Mountain! The Sean Penn Harvey (bagged) Milk movie. And others in that dramatic genre. So you better go back to your filthy film sets, John. Because tonight… sexy Chip Mahoney is gonna make baloney out of you…

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Vicky Stone: Hey, listen up Thomas. I I am glad glad I ran into you before your match tonight…



Thomas Cross: Hey… what’s up?



Vicky Stone: Look. I know you’re new. We’re all new at this to be honest. But…



Thomas Cross: What?



Vicky Stone: Just for further reference. I notice you brought up Lord Allton this week. And that’s super duper cool and all. And that’s on your time. It’s fine. I get it. But from here on out. When you are on my OCW BOOM show. Or OCW TV. You will avoid using that JERK FACE’S NAME!!!!





Thomas Cross: Um….



Vicky Stone: HE’S A JERK FACE DUMMY!!!!!!! Now… again. Good luck tonight. Can’t wait to see what you do out there…



~Vicky walks away calming herself down as Thomas Cross watches in confusion n what just happened.~

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[Lord Allton]

Lord Allton is sitting in his office with the A-List Family surrounding him drinking a cup of tea.  He smirks at the mention of Allton being a turkey and jerk face.

Lissandra: I........don't think she's got over Equality 18.

Allton: It would appear not.  Nice to see Mr. Cross getting some limelight though, always thought he was a great new talent.

[John E Depth]

~John E Depth is backstage, covered in sweat. Shootah (Depth's assistant) rushes in and scrapes all the sweat off, into a giant jar labeled "John E Juice". Depth eyes the camera~

John E Depth: Not gonna lie...it felt good to insert myself inside that ring tonight.

~Chip Mahoney walks by...Depth spits on him. The spit slaps Chip on his bald head with such force that he flies into the wall~

John E Depth: Bald people are ugly and should not be on TV. You'd never see a bald person in a John E Depth Deluxxx production.

~Shootah raises Depth's right arm and comes through his pit hair, getting as much sweat as he can into the juice jug~

John E Depth: Tonight was the first win of many. Hopefully next match I get someone with hair.

~Depth sees a couple of female fans (in their early twenties) wandering around~

John E Depth: Can I help you lovely ladies?

Girl: We're lost. We were looking for a place that sold discounted fireworks and thought BOOM sounded like a good location.

John E Depth: Oh, I can show you some fireworks.

Girl: Really?

John E Depth: Yes.

~Shootah uses his scraper to get under Depth's tights, getting some ass juice into the jug. The girl's look on as if all this is kinda weird~

John E Depth: I know seeing a hairy, wet man getting his sweat scraped off by a homeless looking guy into a jug is a little weird. But, are you still willing to follow me into this room back here?

Girl: Uh, sure.

John E Depth: Well then you're John E Depth material. Follow me, babe...I'm gonna make you a star.

~The girl follows Depth. Her friends look on as if to say "OMG, Charlotte...you're such a SLUT!" Depth is about to enter the room with her...he pauses and eyes the camera~

John E Depth: Boom Goes the Dynamite.