Adi Gold Calls Daddy Goldblum.
Dec 15, 2022 14:21:12 GMT -5
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Post by Adi Gold on Dec 15, 2022 14:21:12 GMT -5
Newfoundland, Canada.
We see the back of a leather chair in a dark lit office. The man in the chair cannot be seen. Only cigar smoke fills the area around the man. His office phone buzzes. He hits the button.
Secretary: Mr. Goldblum, Addison on line one.
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Put her through Janice…
He says as he puffs his cigar.
New York City, United States of America.
Cut to Adi Gold on the less than crowded subway train.
Adi Gold: Daddy? Are you there?
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Yes, Addison. I am here. What do you need, darlin?
Adi gets offended.
Adi Gold: What do you mean by ‘what do i WANT?’. Can’t a daughter call her father around the holidays?
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Are you even celebrating Hanukkah this year? Have you been practicing your Yiddish?
Adi bites her tongue muttering out some gibberish.
Adi Gold: Aughhhhhhh hawhhhghh! Yuck!
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Good girl. Grandpa Goldblum would be proud. You’re mother has been worried about you. Visit us. Call her.
Adi Gold: Ya work has been SUPER busy…
Howard Duke Goldblum the 3rd: Work? Your failing OCW television network? Or the wrestling thing?
Adi Gold: Both… anyway. About that can I …
Her father cuts her off.
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Addison dear, please tell me you are seeing a man currently? Someone Jewish I hope? With a future too?
Adi looks into her hand bag and spots the Thunder Knuckles mask in there looking up at her. She smiles biting her bottom lip.
Adi Gold: Kind of. It’s weird. Hard to explain. I have a guy in mind. We… um, talk all of the time. He just… *coughs* barely knows I even exist. *cough*
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: What was that again, dear?
Adi Gold: Nothing. Trust me I will keep you guys updated on how that goes. He’s super nice and friendly to … some people. Killer bod and handsome to boot. Kind also. Wealthy too! The whole works!
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Good girl. As long as he isn’t some bastard and treats you well. I’m happy for you…
Adi Gold: Thanks daddy. Um… I remember mom was saying your Non-Kosher Ham was selling really well this year. The Goldblum Kosher Meat & Weiner Emporium was kicking ass all over Canada again. And Fisher said you bought him a new trailer-home in Halifax. Soooo…. I was offered a deal earlier this week from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend. And I was hoping I could maybe… you could… I could…um…
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Yes of course … how much do you need, Addison?
Adi gets all excited on the train even to the point of doing a little dance jig
Adi Gold: Daddy, you’re amazing… I still need to do the paper work. But can I call you later this weekend and we can go over the details?
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Of course, hun. Call your mother. Talk this weekend. Bye.
Adi Gold: Bye daddy.
Adi puts her phone away and looks down at the TK mask.
Adi Gold: Big things happening, babe. I am feeling frisky tonight. I am gong to do horrible things to you... but wow this is exciting. Big things in the works... I can smell it… smells like…. Smells like…
Adi sniffs around.
Adi Gold: Dog shit??
*BARK*
Adi looks around and sees a Pug dog shitting all over one of the seats next to their owner who is an elder woman wearing a garbage bag as a dress. The homeless lady winks at Adi. Adi blocks her nose and as the subway train stops and the doors open, Adi quickly rushes out followed by many others on the train.
We see the back of a leather chair in a dark lit office. The man in the chair cannot be seen. Only cigar smoke fills the area around the man. His office phone buzzes. He hits the button.
Secretary: Mr. Goldblum, Addison on line one.
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Put her through Janice…
He says as he puffs his cigar.
New York City, United States of America.
Cut to Adi Gold on the less than crowded subway train.
Adi Gold: Daddy? Are you there?
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Yes, Addison. I am here. What do you need, darlin?
Adi gets offended.
Adi Gold: What do you mean by ‘what do i WANT?’. Can’t a daughter call her father around the holidays?
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Are you even celebrating Hanukkah this year? Have you been practicing your Yiddish?
Adi bites her tongue muttering out some gibberish.
Adi Gold: Aughhhhhhh hawhhhghh! Yuck!
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Good girl. Grandpa Goldblum would be proud. You’re mother has been worried about you. Visit us. Call her.
Adi Gold: Ya work has been SUPER busy…
Howard Duke Goldblum the 3rd: Work? Your failing OCW television network? Or the wrestling thing?
Adi Gold: Both… anyway. About that can I …
Her father cuts her off.
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Addison dear, please tell me you are seeing a man currently? Someone Jewish I hope? With a future too?
Adi looks into her hand bag and spots the Thunder Knuckles mask in there looking up at her. She smiles biting her bottom lip.
Adi Gold: Kind of. It’s weird. Hard to explain. I have a guy in mind. We… um, talk all of the time. He just… *coughs* barely knows I even exist. *cough*
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: What was that again, dear?
Adi Gold: Nothing. Trust me I will keep you guys updated on how that goes. He’s super nice and friendly to … some people. Killer bod and handsome to boot. Kind also. Wealthy too! The whole works!
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Good girl. As long as he isn’t some bastard and treats you well. I’m happy for you…
Adi Gold: Thanks daddy. Um… I remember mom was saying your Non-Kosher Ham was selling really well this year. The Goldblum Kosher Meat & Weiner Emporium was kicking ass all over Canada again. And Fisher said you bought him a new trailer-home in Halifax. Soooo…. I was offered a deal earlier this week from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend. And I was hoping I could maybe… you could… I could…um…
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Yes of course … how much do you need, Addison?
Adi gets all excited on the train even to the point of doing a little dance jig
Adi Gold: Daddy, you’re amazing… I still need to do the paper work. But can I call you later this weekend and we can go over the details?
Howard Duke Goldblum The 3rd: Of course, hun. Call your mother. Talk this weekend. Bye.
Adi Gold: Bye daddy.
Adi puts her phone away and looks down at the TK mask.
Adi Gold: Big things happening, babe. I am feeling frisky tonight. I am gong to do horrible things to you... but wow this is exciting. Big things in the works... I can smell it… smells like…. Smells like…
Adi sniffs around.
Adi Gold: Dog shit??
*BARK*
Adi looks around and sees a Pug dog shitting all over one of the seats next to their owner who is an elder woman wearing a garbage bag as a dress. The homeless lady winks at Adi. Adi blocks her nose and as the subway train stops and the doors open, Adi quickly rushes out followed by many others on the train.
