~Gigantic Even~ Alice's TRIPLE T Agency Meeting
Dec 15, 2022 11:27:03 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Knight on Dec 15, 2022 11:27:03 GMT -5
~Opening on a wide shot of a full boardroom at The Triple T Talent Agency Group in downtown Hollywood. Twelve men and women on each side of the table. Near the entrance we see the founders of Triple T Talents. Mr. Tony Plummer. Ms. Toni Anderson. And Mr. Tone Rogers. They are all looking in the direction of their possible new client… Alice Knight. Alice looks at everyone a little shy and uncomfortable as she sits in front of the large window view of the downtown area.
Tony: We want you, Alice. And I think you WANT us too. Look… you’re a superstar. A household name even. A big name around the entertainment world… BIG!
Toni: HUGE!
Tone: Gigantic even!
~The other members nod and agree looking at Alice. Alice smiles and mouths the word ‘thanks’ to some of the members.~
Tony: We can make that already big, bright star of yours… even bigger. Screw the ‘wrestling’ thing that made you famous, Miss Knight.
Toni: We’re talking about movies… television… music. Anything you’re HUGE heart desires…
Tone: Gigantic even…
~The boardroom members all nod and agree again. Alice looks confused and raises her hand as if she were in school.~
Alice: Um. Wait. I don’t want to STOP wrestling. It’s always been a part of my life. Going out there and kicking some men and women BUTTS in the ring!
~The boardroom gasps as the room goes silent. Alice feels around her face and chest.~
Alice: Oh god, what happened. Do I have a boogie sticking out of my nostrils? Is a boob showing? So embarrassing…
Toni: No, no. We just don’t use that kind of foul language…
Alice: What… butts?
~The room gasps again as Alice shrugs.~
Tony: No! It’s fine. We knew Alice is the type of star that isn’t afraid to speak her mind. She’s a wild card! That’s why we love to have you on board, Miss Knight. You want to wrestle? Why not! You want to go out there and kick the rears off some wrestlers in 2023!? I say go for it… I love it!
Toni: I love it also. So much love here, Alice…
Tone: Gigantic even…
~The board agrees as they chat among themselves. Tony raises his finger. Everyone goes silent.~
Tony: Though. I know you love Online Championship Wrestling. It’s what made you famous… well… I think it’s the other way around. You MADE them bigger…
Toni: You were thinking the same thing! Crazy huh?
Tone: Gigantic even…
~Tony and Toni look at Tone confused before giving their attention back to Alice.~
Toni: What concerns us Alice is…
Alice: My recent losing streak?
Tony: No…
Alice: My sketchy history of fighting the homeless and living in a motor home for the early part of the 30s?
Toni: No, no, no…
Alice: Oh no! Not the Mrs. Mildred incident? I knew that was gonna catch up on me sooner than later. Look. I didn’t MURDER her or her litter of German Shepard puppies. And there isn’t a single drop of DNA to prove it!
Tony: … no. No Alice. We just mean OCW isn’t a safe environment for you. We get it. Hall of Famer. Former OCW Champion. And oftentimes in some of the most brutal matches in the company's history. Anchor matches. Bird cage matches. Lot’s of madness….
Alice smirks.
Alice: Yeah… I'm pretty cool over there. Have you ever heard the story of how I got from Japan to Florida in like 2 hours on an episode of Massacre? It was pretty cool.
Toni: That’s not even possible, Miss Knight.
Alice goes to speak but stops her self to think for a second.
Alice: Um… It did happen though… I think?
Tony: Ha ha! Good one, Alice! We’re saying OCW is full of deranged people who are out to get you. Not just for your spot in the company. Not only to use your fame and popularity to get themselves over. But I do believe they want to do some physical harm to you. Like these BOB guys. Crash Rodrigeuz and The Nickleman murdered an innocent Owl on OCW television this week.
Alice shivers.
Alice: That was pretty messed up, huh? Like what a couple of fucking assholes, huh?
~Room gasps~
Alice: Shit, sorry. Fucking BUTTholes? REAR-END holes? Jesus. Doesn’t matter. Look, there's two sides to every coin. Every story. What BOB did was wrong. No doubt. They deserve a good ass kicking. And it will be delivered by me. But ever think that maybe the owl DESERVED it? I have had plenty of Owlie’s in my lifetime. Some could say ‘too many’ and that they shouldn’t be ‘under my care’ as I am ‘unfit and unstable’ to take care of them. Those people can suck a dick. But I know sometimes an owl needs to be punished for their mistakes. An owl can’t just go around spraying diarrhea all over the front porch because you fed them about 20 raw hotdogs earlier that evening. No! They get punished just like everybody else who does that to my porch! Maybe… this owl had it coming from BOB! Again… I’m going to look into it.
Tony: Um… maybe. Then there is this Lilith woman. She seems a little psychotically obsessed with you and making sure that your time in OCW is near its end. Would you agree?
Alice giggles roughly nudging an elder woman in the shoulder at the table.
Alice: She is harmless. She’s just lonely. Her girlfriend dumped her and she never really ever had a good run in OCW. There’s a lot of jealousy there. In this business you see it all the time. She’s just sad and needs a friend. That isn’t a plush teddy bear. Maybe a man in her life. It’s best just to ignore her and let her do her whack-a-doo things. She's like a toddler. She tire out of it sooner or later. She’s harmless.
The room's entrance door swings opens as a giant man in a suit enters the room. Alice looks in awe as he slowly walks up to Alice. Alice looks at his crotch eyes bugged out. She leans over to the older lady again and quietly says to her…
Alice: I bet you and me would chip a tooth on his giant pecker, huh? I bet he’s humongous down there.
Tone: Gigantic even..
Alice nods at Tone’s direction. He nods back. Alice looks up at the giant man.
Alice: Who is this guy? Another Tony? What’s his story?
Tony: No. He is Terry. Or better known as, Big T. With all the psychos coming into OCW recently. I think it would be good for you to have a bodyguard. To protect you and protect our investment in you as well.
Alice stands up. A little offended. She goes to push Big T. But he doesn’t budge. She pushes him some more even to the point of feeling around his genitals. She looks up at him and gives him the same nod she gave Tone earlier. Big T smirks back. Alice remembers she is ‘angry’ so she finally drives a shoulder into Big T and shoves him out of her way. She storms past the others and walks up to the three Tony’s.
Alice: Listen. I am all for you helping me get gigs around the entertainment industry. Someone as cute and adorable as me should be seen and heard more on their picture and picture flat screen televisions and their boombox radios! But when it comes to wrestling? I don’t need your help… I have been in there with the biggest and toughest. And I will continue to in the new year. I don’t need backup with Mr. T over there. I am Alice f’n Knight! HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!
Alice lets out three loud HOOTS in the faces of each Tony. She grabs her jacket but before she leaves Tony stops her.
Tony: We’re sorry for doubting you, Alice. We were just looking out for everyone’s best interest. We still want Alice Knight, a part of The Triple T Agency, as one of our top clients. Can you forgive us?
The entire boardroom stare at Alice with puppy dog pleading eyes. Alice sighs.
Alice: Fine! Just don’t try pull this anal, mouth and vageen rape on me ever again! Pull that crap again and I will make you eat it. My lawyer will be in touch…
Alice storms out of the office but before doing so grabs two handfuls of sugar packets from a table that was serving coffee for the meeting. She pockets them and finally rushes out of the room. Tony, Toni and Tone watch her with evil smirks. Big T walks up to them.
Tony: Keep an eye on this gold nugget of ours Big T…
Big T grunts as he exits the door. The three Tony’s begin laughing evilly as the doors shut on their own.
End.
