OCW Awards + Annual Top 5000 Wrestler List!!!
Dec 14, 2022 20:34:57 GMT -5
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Post by Derek Mobley on Dec 14, 2022 20:34:57 GMT -5
Best ass in a pair of mom jeans
TLS
Sexiest chest hair
Alice Knight
Best bathroom behavior
The Big Bifford
Person I’d most like to share a pop tart with
Sadie Ko
Their scent would make a good perfume
Lou Pohl
Coolest incisors
Ehud of Moab
Biggest but most modest bulge
PIC
Best sneezer
Harmon Egan
Toughest to beat at hungry hungry hippos
Jacki O’Lantern
Trains as hard as Rocky in Rocky IV the greatest Rocky
Dadbod
Best Mike Zybala
Lilith
Strongest LOA (Leave of Absence, dummies)
Sahara
Most likely to murder Lilith
Mike Zybala
The real PIMP IN CONTROL
Thunder Knuckles
Next person most likely to steal TLS’ soul
Diana Watts
This person is better than Bifford
The Nickleman
If I were to share the same noodle of spaghetti with someone I’d want it to be this person
Claudius Augustus
Wrestler I’d like to travel through time with
Chad Vargas
Wrestler who most had their personality split into two people via the portal potty
V Strader
Wrestler most likely to take an actual shit inside the portal potty
Roach
Best recovery from a box accident
Crash Rodriguez
Most popular wrestler with the same first and last name
Ball Ball
Wrestler most likely to score 5 points in a preseason WNBA game
Scott Syren
Wrestler most likely to get fired for not going all the way on their OnlyFans page
Easton Alexander
Wrestler who looks the sexiest in the Plethora robe
Dylan Thomas
Most talented with legos
Killa Kali
Most likely to get their ass whipped at a bingo tournament
Shane Donovan
Most likely to get triggered by this list
50% of efedders on the twitter
OCW’s Top 5000 wrestlers in the entire world of internet wrestling (this list includes every fed in existence so if you aren’t on it you suck)
1. Every wrestler in OCW. It’s a tie. I love you all. Cannot choose.
2. TLS
3-72. All 69 of my beautiful twitter follows. Ranked in order based on their ability to sing All I Want For Christmas.
73-4999. A bunch of wrestlers nobody really cares about.
5000. John Blade.
