Not BFFs! Only a TEAM for ONE MORE NIGHT! - Fanny & Vicky
Dec 7, 2022 13:24:01 GMT -5
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Post by Vicky Stone on Dec 7, 2022 13:24:01 GMT -5
"Fann's, didn't Sons of Krayzie quit OCW?" Vicky said scrolling down the latest Outsiders card on her phone while sitting on the toilet.
"Huh?" Fanny shouted from the kitchen as she scrambled her eggs. Yelling over what sounded like Bananarama's Cruel Summer but could have been Rick Ross's Punisher. Vicky couldn't tell anymore due to paint she huffed moments before.
"I SAID ARE THE SON'S OF KRAYZIE STILL IN OCW!?!"
"Huh???"
Vicky sighed and screamed louder "TURN OFF THE FUCKING BILLY RAY CYRUS ACHY BREAKY SONG AND LISTEN, DAMMIT!"
Fanny turned down the song Shutter by Kiss on her radio and asked again. "HUH?"
"Jesus loving Christ... ARE. THE. SONS. OF. KRAYZIE. IN. THE. OCW. ROSTER?!?!"
"I dunno!" Fanny shrugged turning up what appeard to sound like U2's Vertigo from the radio.
Vicky sighed and reached for toilet paper. There was none left. Luckily it may have only been a pee for Vicky today as she her bowels were often constipated. But Vicky had a urinary condition called OAB. An overactive bladder. Or as her doctor told her in medical terms "YA PISSIN' TOO MUCH, GAL!". Vicky got used to the bathroom as her 'home away from home in her home' not only as a place to relieve herself 4 to 5 to 11 times a day. But a place of relaxation as she sat on the bowl.
"Fanny can you be a friend and get me a roll of tissue from the lining closet?"
"Huh?" Fanny spoke over Mountain's Mississippi Queen while grinding the oven to the music's beat.
Vicky sighed again flushing the toilet. She pulled up her under wear and pants knowing a driblet of pee in her undies wouldn't disgust the Wizard or Cheeasy M or whoever she was seeing that week. She washed her hands anyway admiring herself in the mirror while doing so.
She goes to leave the bathroom but stops feeling a bit of the urge to urinate again. It was nothing... she hoped. Her doctors tried to convince her that 'adult incontinence products' would be a good idea for Vicky to wear even at her young age. Vicky almost pissed herself (literally) laughing at the medical staff when they told her that. Vicky would make 'goo-ga-ga' impressions laughing as she left the doctor's office to the nearest bathroom that day. Vicky isn't a baby! She's woman!
Storming into the kitchen Vicky immeditatly turns off Warren Zebon's Werewolfs of London on Fanny's radio.
"You're so useless Fanny! How are we gonna beat Krayzie boys as a team if you can't even help a gal out with toilet paper...?"
"Huh?"
"Clean your ears, Fanny! I know Outsiders is a step down from our usual wrestling careers. Hell even Lord Alton's Equal-SHITTY can get a more packed crowd then this Outsiders shit. But a win over the former OCW Tag Champs could put us on the map on the main OCW roster... but we need to WORK TOGETEHR!"
Fanny nodded putting the eggs on her plate. Vicky looked around for her plate of eggs but quickly realized Fanny only made enough for HERSELF!
"Seriously, Fanny? It's my place you know. My eggs. And I invited you over to strategize our match against Duce and the other guy. You're not still mad about the Wizard thing, right?"
Fanny eyes went widen in rage while tensely squeezing her plate as the sounds of it cracking is heard. "No... of course not, Vicky."
"I told you a billion times. NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ME AND THE WIZARD! We just did hand stuff. A finger here and finger there... and yes fingers did turn into mouth stuff... and of course when you go the mouth route you kinda have to have to do vagina and butt stuff too... or the The Wizard tells his midget hobbit buddies at the shire that 'Ole Vicky is just a tease!' I can't have that getting around that I'm some 'tease'. Fanny, it's the year 2018. Women have a say in things in todays world. We can vote. We can wear PANTS! We can speak... when given permission to by a man of course. And if i get that permission I will always spread the word that WOMEN MATTER! DEAL WITH IT BOYS! GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL! AND WE CAN PROVE THAT BY BEATING THESE KRAYZIE SONS! HIGH FIVE FANNY! HIGH F'N FIVE!!!!... But yes Wizard was inside me... every hole. No big deal."
SMASH
Fanny breaks the plate splattering the eggs all over the floor.
"... right, Vicky. We can work together to beat those twins. As a team to make some easy money from Zybala's small wallet. BUT WE ARE NOT B.F.F's. WE ARE NOT EVEN FRIENDS! And i won't budge on that until Wizard himself starts calling me back. I have left over 100 messages this morning on his phone... I know he sees them. I have been watching him on his phone this entire time while he drinks beer on the hood of his Camaro outside your house. See!"
Vicky looks out the window to see Wizard in his pointy hat and giant beard but with swimming shorts on and flippers on his feet. While looking over his phone with one hand and chugging a Miller High Light tall boy in the other. Vicky waves to The Wizard from the kitchen window as he nods back holding up his beer in a 'cheers' to her. Fanny would also wave to the Wizard. He looked away in the other direction.
"Mother flubber..." Fanny slowly put her hand down eventually it turning into a shaking fist of rage. "So after we defeat Sons of Krayzie at Outsiders... this team is officially over."
"Don't be like that, Fann's! We can work this out... I can hook you with someone else from OCW... I can get you Solomon Cain's digits. I know how much you get turned on by broomstick anal rape. We could double the date... it be fun!"
Fanny ran into the bathroom, locking the door behind her. Fanny tries to hide her loud crying sounds by running the water. Vicky gets a LITTLE upset as she may have hurt Fanny's feelings... but something was up. The running water sounds made Vicky's her lower region feel funny. Oh no. She had to pee again.
"Fanny, dear... can I get in there real quick I gotta pe... you can stay and watch me go if you want even... please open the door..."
Fanny turned the water pressure up harder. Vicky started to do the pee-pee dance as she waddled around the kitchen. She spotted Mr. Loggin's, Fanny's pug dog's starring down at his empty large silver dog bowl. Vicky sighed and ran to it pulling her pants down at the same time. Pushing Mr. Loggins out the way she sat her bare bottom on the bowl. A hissing sound could be heard as Vicky smiled leaning her head back against the fridge. End scene.
"Huh?" Fanny shouted from the kitchen as she scrambled her eggs. Yelling over what sounded like Bananarama's Cruel Summer but could have been Rick Ross's Punisher. Vicky couldn't tell anymore due to paint she huffed moments before.
"I SAID ARE THE SON'S OF KRAYZIE STILL IN OCW!?!"
"Huh???"
Vicky sighed and screamed louder "TURN OFF THE FUCKING BILLY RAY CYRUS ACHY BREAKY SONG AND LISTEN, DAMMIT!"
Fanny turned down the song Shutter by Kiss on her radio and asked again. "HUH?"
"Jesus loving Christ... ARE. THE. SONS. OF. KRAYZIE. IN. THE. OCW. ROSTER?!?!"
"I dunno!" Fanny shrugged turning up what appeard to sound like U2's Vertigo from the radio.
Vicky sighed and reached for toilet paper. There was none left. Luckily it may have only been a pee for Vicky today as she her bowels were often constipated. But Vicky had a urinary condition called OAB. An overactive bladder. Or as her doctor told her in medical terms "YA PISSIN' TOO MUCH, GAL!". Vicky got used to the bathroom as her 'home away from home in her home' not only as a place to relieve herself 4 to 5 to 11 times a day. But a place of relaxation as she sat on the bowl.
"Fanny can you be a friend and get me a roll of tissue from the lining closet?"
"Huh?" Fanny spoke over Mountain's Mississippi Queen while grinding the oven to the music's beat.
Vicky sighed again flushing the toilet. She pulled up her under wear and pants knowing a driblet of pee in her undies wouldn't disgust the Wizard or Cheeasy M or whoever she was seeing that week. She washed her hands anyway admiring herself in the mirror while doing so.
She goes to leave the bathroom but stops feeling a bit of the urge to urinate again. It was nothing... she hoped. Her doctors tried to convince her that 'adult incontinence products' would be a good idea for Vicky to wear even at her young age. Vicky almost pissed herself (literally) laughing at the medical staff when they told her that. Vicky would make 'goo-ga-ga' impressions laughing as she left the doctor's office to the nearest bathroom that day. Vicky isn't a baby! She's woman!
Storming into the kitchen Vicky immeditatly turns off Warren Zebon's Werewolfs of London on Fanny's radio.
"You're so useless Fanny! How are we gonna beat Krayzie boys as a team if you can't even help a gal out with toilet paper...?"
"Huh?"
"Clean your ears, Fanny! I know Outsiders is a step down from our usual wrestling careers. Hell even Lord Alton's Equal-SHITTY can get a more packed crowd then this Outsiders shit. But a win over the former OCW Tag Champs could put us on the map on the main OCW roster... but we need to WORK TOGETEHR!"
Fanny nodded putting the eggs on her plate. Vicky looked around for her plate of eggs but quickly realized Fanny only made enough for HERSELF!
"Seriously, Fanny? It's my place you know. My eggs. And I invited you over to strategize our match against Duce and the other guy. You're not still mad about the Wizard thing, right?"
Fanny eyes went widen in rage while tensely squeezing her plate as the sounds of it cracking is heard. "No... of course not, Vicky."
"I told you a billion times. NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ME AND THE WIZARD! We just did hand stuff. A finger here and finger there... and yes fingers did turn into mouth stuff... and of course when you go the mouth route you kinda have to have to do vagina and butt stuff too... or the The Wizard tells his midget hobbit buddies at the shire that 'Ole Vicky is just a tease!' I can't have that getting around that I'm some 'tease'. Fanny, it's the year 2018. Women have a say in things in todays world. We can vote. We can wear PANTS! We can speak... when given permission to by a man of course. And if i get that permission I will always spread the word that WOMEN MATTER! DEAL WITH IT BOYS! GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL! AND WE CAN PROVE THAT BY BEATING THESE KRAYZIE SONS! HIGH FIVE FANNY! HIGH F'N FIVE!!!!... But yes Wizard was inside me... every hole. No big deal."
SMASH
Fanny breaks the plate splattering the eggs all over the floor.
"... right, Vicky. We can work together to beat those twins. As a team to make some easy money from Zybala's small wallet. BUT WE ARE NOT B.F.F's. WE ARE NOT EVEN FRIENDS! And i won't budge on that until Wizard himself starts calling me back. I have left over 100 messages this morning on his phone... I know he sees them. I have been watching him on his phone this entire time while he drinks beer on the hood of his Camaro outside your house. See!"
Vicky looks out the window to see Wizard in his pointy hat and giant beard but with swimming shorts on and flippers on his feet. While looking over his phone with one hand and chugging a Miller High Light tall boy in the other. Vicky waves to The Wizard from the kitchen window as he nods back holding up his beer in a 'cheers' to her. Fanny would also wave to the Wizard. He looked away in the other direction.
"Mother flubber..." Fanny slowly put her hand down eventually it turning into a shaking fist of rage. "So after we defeat Sons of Krayzie at Outsiders... this team is officially over."
"Don't be like that, Fann's! We can work this out... I can hook you with someone else from OCW... I can get you Solomon Cain's digits. I know how much you get turned on by broomstick anal rape. We could double the date... it be fun!"
Fanny ran into the bathroom, locking the door behind her. Fanny tries to hide her loud crying sounds by running the water. Vicky gets a LITTLE upset as she may have hurt Fanny's feelings... but something was up. The running water sounds made Vicky's her lower region feel funny. Oh no. She had to pee again.
"Fanny, dear... can I get in there real quick I gotta pe... you can stay and watch me go if you want even... please open the door..."
Fanny turned the water pressure up harder. Vicky started to do the pee-pee dance as she waddled around the kitchen. She spotted Mr. Loggin's, Fanny's pug dog's starring down at his empty large silver dog bowl. Vicky sighed and ran to it pulling her pants down at the same time. Pushing Mr. Loggins out the way she sat her bare bottom on the bowl. A hissing sound could be heard as Vicky smiled leaning her head back against the fridge. End scene.
