EQUALITY 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Allton]

I'll change the name of the topic title and post the show in this topic later tonight!  Also I apologise that one or two things will be out of date results wise (this GENUINELY was supposed to be up after Vicky Stone's show) but that chest infection REALLY knocked me around.... 

[Lord Allton]

We open Equality Nineteen on the faces of Dylan and Lissandra Thomas and the co-leaders of the A-List Family, along with Lord Allton could not be happier - they are all smiles. The OCW Faithful are cheering like crazy as the camera pans over them like a tidal wave.



Lissandra: GOOD EVENING EQUALITY FANS! WELCOME to episode Nineteen of Tuesday Night Equality - the return of Lord Allton - and Dylan, isn’t it great to have Equality back in the hands of its rightful GM?



Dylan: Hell yes baby… Though this all was an apparent elaborate scheme by our GM to put Vicky Stone in her place. I would say it worked.



Dylan smiles as ‘Devil Inside Me’ by Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes blasts over the arena speakers.



Lissandra: Oh! It may have only been last week that Lord Allton wasn’t here, but damn if it doesn’t feel longer!



Dylan: You’re right there, baby!



After a few moments that familiar sound of Quinn revving echoes throughout the arena causing the OCW Faithful to Lose. Their. Shit. After a few moments longer (to really milk the return) the curtain jerks and Allton revs to the stage. He then puts his arms out, soaking in the cheers. Allton is holding a piece of paper.  He then reaches behind him and beckons his hand. It’s then that the curtain jerks and Matsuda, Marta Grimes and Roxxie Gobbler enter the arena to cheers as well. Following them, it’s the Larossia brothers and Tank!



Lissandra: There they are! It’s a full house. Basically, everyone that Vicky Stone treated badly last week is here, this week all smiles.



Roxxie Gobbler leaps onto the lap of Lord Allton and he races Quinn down to the ring with everyone trailing behind, slapping the hands of fans as they go. At the ring Roxxie helps Allton off of Quinn and the Larossia brothers help him into the ring. Roxxie goes round and grabs a microphone from Belvedere and everyone else climbs into the ring, standing behind Allton. Roxxie hands the microphone to Allton and stands next to him after a peck on the cheek. Allton then gestures for the music to cut as he brings the microphone up to his lips.



Allton: Hellllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooo OCW…..Faithful!



The Faithful cheer loudly and start a ‘welcome back!’ and ‘don’t go away!’ chant. Allton laughs.



Allton: Don’t worry. I don’t plan to. Was I missed then?



Allton smiles a knowing smile and the Faithful cheer again.



Allton: Weeeeeeeeeeell…..it’s back to the humdrum day to day, right? After two weeks allowing Equality to be hosted by other people - as capable as some of them may have been - Lord Allton IS BACK steering the ship the S.S. Tuesday Night Equality! First of all I want to publicly thank everyone involved at 80’s/Old School Night. It was a roaring success and there was some fantastic action that night.



The Faithful cheer, remembering.



Allton: But there were one or two people that didn’t appreciate being left off of the show in favour of some of the more…established talent over on Massacre and I understand that, I really do. And to the vast majority of my roster, I do apologise. And I endeavour to of course make sure that my roster is fairly represented in the future…. Which brings me…to this.



Allton holds the piece of paper in the air and his face turns stern.



Allton: This…my good people is the petition to have me removed as GM of Equality, started by Miss Vicky Stone.



The Faithful boo and Allton begins to read.



Allton: Admittedly, she got a few names down…. Stone herself of course. The Dirtbag Kid. Jade Spritz. Unique Blossom and Fuckin’ Wendy……and Roxxie Gobbler?!



Lissandra: WHAT?!



Dylan: No way!



Everyone gasps in shock at the mention of Roxxie’s name and angrily look towards her, while Roxxie looks confused and starts to protest her innocence. Allton however shakes his head and raises a stopping hand to the A-List Family.



Allton: Everyone calm down! Miss Gobbler is innocent!



The A-List Family all looks at Allton, puzzled.



Allton: Don’t worry, Roxxie. Your name was obviously forged in a feeble attempt at trying to create a wedge between us. I know it wasn’t you. It isn’t even your handwriting. You, Miss Gobbler are absolved of any wrongdoing. But after checking out the handwriting I happen to have worked out whose handwriting it is and therefore who signed Roxxie’s name on the petition. Over the past few days I’ve had the petition analysed by handwriting experts and they reached the same conclusion that I did. But before we get to that…..Vicky Stone. Get out here now! And no, I’m not asking politely. I am DEMANDING that you show your face. NOW!! If everyone could clear the ring, please. I would like it to be just myself and Miss Stone.



A relieved Roxxie Gobbler and the A-List family clear the ring to the outside and join Dylan and Lissandra at the announcer’s table, fist bumps all round. Allton looks towards the entrance way.



Allton: Do NOT play her music. Vicky Stone receives no pomp and circumstance tonight!



After a few seconds, Vicky Stone finally comes out from behind the entrance. She receives a roar of boos from the crowd. She ignores them as she walks down the aisle. Her chin up. Walking up the steps she enters the ring and stands in front of Allton. She gives him a mean glare. She stands with her hands behind her back. Allton goes to speak but Vicky snatches the microphone from him.



Vicky: Okay! Okay! Let me first say, there was no forging done on my petition. I just thought this dirty prostitute hanging around the OCW arena was in fact Roxxie Gobbler. Honest mistake. As for my actions and my episode of OCW Tuesday Night Equality last week. I may have been a little overconfident and arrogant about running the show.



Maybe if the fans and the wrestlers backstage treated me with a wee more respect. And not causing chaos for no reason! Unjustified I tell you! When I just wanted to make Equality a better show. Anyway, Lord Allton. You have the keys again. And I hope we can get past this little hiccup and move on to the future for a better Equality. HERE’S TO THE FUTURE!



Vicky roughly tosses Allton the microphone and holds her hand out for him to shake.



Allton: Actually Miss Stone there was a reason. I wanted to make you see that running Equality was not as easy as I make it seem.



Allton smiles.



Allton: So! Miss Stone… you see you fucked up, and now you want to want to shake my hand and pretend everything is hunky dory and just fine and we move on like NOTHING EVER HAPPENED?



Allton looks at Vicky Stone with an evil smile.



Allton: I said last week Miss Stone that you have the chance to make it up to me……and you do. By ripping up this petition.


 
Vicky Stone mouths to him ‘is that all I have to do?' as she reaches for the petition. But Allton snatches it away.



Allton: Is that all? Oh, ho ho! Miss Stone! No. You think I would make it that easy for you? No, no no….. You see for the next month I am firing you as an active competitor **mumbling** (EXCEPT FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY at my discretion) here on Equality! So Miss Stone………..YOU’RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The crowd cheers and everyone looks shocked.



Lissandra: What the hell?! Vicky Stone is no longer a member of the Equality roster!



Vicky Stone begins to protest and Allton shakes his head.



Allton: If you had bothered to listen you’ll notice that I said ‘for the next month’  and [except for one night only at my discretion] you’re fired as an active competitor. For this month…. [that one match aside] You will be my PERSONAL ASSISTANT and you will like it! Because…. Vincenzo, if you wouldn’t mind….



Vincenzo Larossia opens his jacket, pulls out a piece of paper and hands it to Allton.



Allton: This contract, is IRON CLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Miss Stone, are mine… Oh and my first decree? Rip up this petition!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Allton hands Vicky the petition. She looks it over as the crowd chants ‘RIP IT’ ‘RIP IT’ ‘RIP IT’. Vicky sighs as she gently tears the piece of paper into two. She then crumples it up and tosses it in Vincenzo’s face, She folds her arms looking at Allton with a ‘what next?’ look on her face.



Allton: What next? My en suite toilet needs cleaning. I had curry before the show. Now. Hop to it.



The crowd begins to laugh as Vicky Stone leaves the ring, obviously not happy.



Lissandra: Oh-oh what a month it is going to be for Vicky Stone…But I wonder when her one match will be?

Dylan: One match?

Lissandra: You didn't hear Allton?

Dylan: Nope.

Lissandra: Vicky Stone has one more Equality match for this month at Allton's discretion.


Allton: Now ladies and gentlemen………ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!



Allton smiles and begins to leave the ring and the A-List Family slap the hands of lucky fans on the way backstage. Suddenly though, Allton stops.



Allton: Ohhhh yes. The fraud allegation. I know it wasn’t Vicky Stone… and she can claim it was a run of the mill hooker all she wants. The truth is, I know it was you, Cheasy M. I’ll deal with you in due course. Mark my words.



Equality goes for a break.



Lissandra: Well that was awkward, wasn’t it? I guess it’s time to get on with our first match of the evening where the ever popular Batbear faces off with dBk. Belv?



Belvedere smiles and clears his throat as ‘What Chu Looking At’ by Uncle Cracker plays and the arena crowd boos their faces off!



Lissandra: And here is one of the signees that signed the petition to have Allton fired, the Dirtbag Kid.



Dylan: Asswipe. And after Allton was the one that signed him in the first place!



Lissandra: You have a point there.



Dylan: I know I do. Haha.



dBk makes his way to the ring throwing ‘Up Yours’s’ to the Equality Faithful. He climbs into the ring and does the circular Suck it! chops to everyone in view.



Belvedere: And his opponent…



Before Belvedere can finish, Batbear comes sprinting out from the back and slides into the ring.



Lissandra: Holy shit! Batbear SLID into the ring!



Dylan: Rob must be training him well.



dBk attempts an escape but Batbear is much too quick and he pounces on dBk! A paw of Batbear slashes at dBk’s stomach and just before Batbear goes for the kill on dBk’s neck, Scruff rings the bell. Upon hearing the bell, Batbear immediately stops and backs away from dBk.



Belvedere: Here is your winner…………Batbear!



The OCW Equality Faithful cheer as one of Batbear’s handlers emerges from the back to take him away. dBk meanwhile looks scared shitless. He looks towards Dylan and Lissandra expressing his anger towards Allton and what he had to go through tonight. Dylan shouts up to him from the announcer’s table



Dylan: You chose the wrong side man! Simple as that!



dBk angrily slides out of the ring and gets in the Thomas’s faces. Dylan stands to meet him, raising an eyebrow and stands protectively in front of Lissandra.



Lissandra: Baby… don’t. Not tonight. You’re commentating tonight.



Dylan: It’s OK baby… I got this.



dBk begins to shove Dylan and Dylan is about to retaliate with a punch when Gary Wright’s DREAMWEAVER hits! The OCW Faithful go nuts as Mike Zybala makes his way through the curtain!



Zybala: Hold it, hold it dBk! Don’t you think it’s better to go back through the curtain?



dBk turns around to face Zybala and starts shaking his head.



Zybala: Hm…well you really should.



dBk: Oh yeah? Why?



Zybala makes his way round the ring and stands right next to dBk.



Zybala: Why?



Out of nowhere, Zybala hits his patented SUPERKICK!!!!!!!!!!! The OCW Equality Faithful lose their shit. He then high fives Dylan and Lissandra. Equality goes for a break where we get a commercial for Outsiders

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Lissandra: Well, that was entertaining. Baby, what do we have next?



Dylan checks his notes.



Dylan: It’s the girls of the Influence vs the Crustacean Syndicate.



Lissandra: That’s right! It’s the special match helping to promote Outsiders and the Marcus Welsh Memorial Tag Team Tournament… Now baby, you have the Influence at Dystopia 27, isn’t that right?



Dylan: ……When I team with the behemoth of a man in Francisco ‘Frankie’ Larossia, that’s right honey.



Lissandra: And, fans, if you haven’t seen Frankie in person, yet, believe us when we say that we know the term ‘monster’ gets thrown around all too often in the wrestling business but Frankie is most DEFINITELY a monster!



Dylan: Oh yeah.



The Crustacean Syndicate are already in the ring as the girls of the Influence make their way to the ring. The Equality Faithful remain so far largely indifferent to The Influence rush the Syndicate before the bell! They throw Crab out of the ring and turn their attention to the Lobster Mobster! A double big boot to the head from the Influence as Black makes the cover. The bell rings and the Influence turn their attention to Dylan Thomas.



The girls start to mouth off at Dylan who just nods along with a smile.



Dylan: Y’know you two are great talents but you really need to be careful what you wish for…….



Dylan points to the entrance way as the Larossia brothers emerge with Tank in tow.



Vincenzo: You two sluts haven’t got a chance against Dylan and Frankie. While that show just now was…. Kind of impressive…. There was no way that the Crustacean Syndicate were ever going to get the win tonight, let’s face it. So Vaffanculo! [Fuck you].



The girls of the Influence start swearing back at the Larossia brothers and Vincenzo obviously answers back. Frankie however snatches the microphone away from his brother holding his hands up in apology.



Frankie: Ragazze, mi dispiace per le parole di mio fratello, stasera. Gli piace solo entrare sotto la pelle delle persone e stasera gli stai solo dando quello che vuole. A differenza di lui, stasera, intendo che non c'è cattiva volontà... Ma capisci questo. Alla prossima Distopia... tutte le scommesse sono finite e Dylan ed io stiamo progredendo nel torneo!



[Girls, I'm sorry for the words of my brother, tonight. He just likes to get under peoples' skin and tonight you are just giving him what he wants. Unlike him, tonight, I mean you no ill will... but do understand this. At the next Dystopia...all bets are off and Dylan and I are progressing in the tournament!]



Dylan: Strong, true words from Frankie there.



Lissandra: Yep, as always. Subtitles up on screen.



The Larossia Brothers head backstage as Equality goes for a break.

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‘Devil Inside Me’ hits the speakers again and Allton enters the arena through the curtain, once again all smiles.



Lissandra: This night is going amazingly well for Allton isn’t it?



Dylan: It’s certainly a better night than last week, baby.



Lissandra: Here, here.



Allton makes his way down to the ring and asks Belvedere for a microphone.



Allton: My apologies everyone, I won’t take up much of your time again, but if I could please speak to Mr. O’Donnell and Master Gilbert please?



Kings Never Die by Eminem blast from the speakers and through the curtain step Gilbert and CJ O’Donnell to a mixed reaction. The crowd ordinarily hates CJ but no-one can deny their joy after last week. They make their way down and climb into the ring with Gilbert almost tripping over again. Allton pinches his nose while CJ just rolls his eyes.



Allton: Good evening, gentlemen. I just wanted to take the time to publicly thank you two for all of your assistance with dealing with Miss Stone, last week.



Gilbert: Y-you’re welcome, Sir.



Allton smiles at Gilbert, patting him on the shoulder.



Allton: Master Gilbert, I’ll get to you in one moment but first of all… Mr. O’Donnell… you were much more instrumental in dealing with Miss Stone than almost everyone else last week. Obviously, everyone had their dealings with Miss Stone, but you of course had a match that she was directly here at ringside for. So, I have decided that as a thank-you and a reward for your actions, I am hereby allowing you to choose your match for next week.



CJ looks confused.



Allton: You are always stating that you want more competition, Mr. O’Donnell. Well here’s your chance. You choose your match for next week, I will make it happen. What’ll it be?



Gilbert: A-and what about me?



Allton: You…you Master Gilbert. Well…there is someone that has asked me to remind you about dinner plans…..



Allton smiles as Bad Girls by MIA hits the speakers, and fan favourite Marcy the Head Mistress heads out on stage in a gorgeous black dress - and Gilbert’s mouth is agape.



Marcy: Gilly honey… I’ve had to come after you for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks sweetie but still you ignore me. Well no more. Tonight Gilbert, you buy me dinner after the show! No, actually you know what? I’m done waiting! Lord Allton, are you done with Gilbert?



Allton: I am.



Marcy: Then Gilbert, get into your suit and buy me dinner. Right now!



Allton smiles.



Allton: Surely Marcy, my dear you can wait until after your match later tonight?



Marcy: Oh, that’s right. I do have a match. OK Gilbert…. You and I are going out after the show.



The crowd cheers and CJ nudges Gilbert, almost knocking him over. Gilbert stammers but CJ tells him not to worry and turns his attention back to Allton.



CJ: OK I tell you what, how about your boy Dylan Thomas and finally get it on? I’ve been waiting to face him one on one ever since I came back. And since I don’t get what I fooking want on Massacre….



Lord Allton looks over at the commentary booth where Dylan smirks and takes off his headset and stands up. He then grabs a microphone.



Dylan: That sounds good to me, CJ. I’ve got no problem with that. BUT I’ve got an idea on how to make things more interesting.



CJ raises an eyebrow, Allton listens intently.



Dylan: Best of three!!



CJ nods. The crowd cheers.



Allton: Then it’s settled. Starting at Equality 20… we will have a best of three series between CJ O’Donnell and ‘Perfection, Personified’ Dylan Thomas!



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Lissandra: Equality rolls on folks as coming up next it’s Gregory vs THE RAGING SKULL and Jade Spritz.



Dylan: Why the heck did you just shout?!



Lissandra: It’s just what you have to do when it comes to THE RAGING SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dylan: Ow my ears. Now, I’ve heard that since our Gregs can’t fit into the ring, Lord Allton has made this a special parking lot brawl. Let’s take it to the back.



Backstage we see interviewer extraordinaire Who’Re standing by with Gregory the Elephant.



Who’Re: I’m here with Gregory the Elephant who, in just a few moments, has a match with Jade Spritz and the Raging Skull. Now Gregory, how do you feel about tonight’s match?



As an elephant, Gregory obviously doesn’t answer.



Who’Re: Gregory?



Gregory doesn’t answer again. Who’Re begins to grow frustrated when Lord Allton and Mike Zybala wander into shot.



Zybala: So, I said to him, ‘well you can go screw a camel then’.



Zybala and Allton laugh and fist bump when Allton sees Who’Re’s frustrated face.



Allton: Miss Ray, what seems to be the problem?



Who’Re: I’m TRYING to get a word with Gregory here, but he’s not answering.



Allton pinches his nose and Zybala chuckles lightly.



Allton: Miss Ray, you ARE aware, are you not that Gregory the Elephant is in fact an ELEPHANT?! He cannot talk.



Who’Re: Wait… so he’s not just someone in an elephant costume?



Allton: No. No, he’s not. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM!



Allton goes to say more but Zybala cuts him off.



Zybala: Don’t worry, I’ll handle this as Gregory’s advocate and all. You get back to work, Rob.



Allton: Thank-you my friend.



Allton pats Zybala on the back and wheels away, shaking his head. Zybala looks back at Who’Re.



Zybala: Gregs is ready for tonight, Who’Re. And I have full confidence in his match tonight. Now, if you’ll excuse us.



Zybala climbs up onto Gregory’s back and they wander off towards the parking lot where THE RAGING SKULL is standing alone.



Zybala: Where’s Spritz?



TRS: SHE DIDN’T WANT TO LOWER HER STANDARDS TO FACE A COMMON ANIMAL! I’M MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR HIM AND I TOLD HER THAT!!!



Zybala shrugs, tapping Gregory on the shoulder. Gregory rears his trunk and barrels towards TRS and hits a Superkick. Gregory covers and gets the win! We cut to Jade Spritz’s locker room where she is watching the TV monitor. At Gregory’s win she begins trashing the room with Carmen trying (unsuccessfully) to calm her down.



Equality goes for a break.

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Lissandra: And here we are near the end of the show and baby, what a night it has been!



Dylan: Oh yes, baby but it has been good to see Vicky Stone and everyone involved in her coalition get their comeuppance tonight.



Lissandra: That’s definitely true. It just goes to show that you don’t mess with the devil that is Lord Allton.



Dylan: And nor do you mess with the A-List Family.



Lissandra: ……Speaking of the A-List Family, our main event is going to be Roxxie Gobbler and Marcy The Head Mistress vs Renee McCrae…and the Mobster Lobster.



Dylan: But wait, he was just in a match with the Influence.



Lissandra: Double duty, perhaps?



As this is said, the face of Lord Allton appears on screen.



Allton: Not exactly Lissie. Mr. McCrae will have a different partner tonight. (Because as I was writing the message in the GM’s Office topic, I’d totally forgotten about the Outsiders special match -Rob) Because I have decided that one more person needs to be dealt with. Oh Miss Stone….?



Vicky Stone suddenly appears from Allton’s en-suite disabled bathroom with rubber gloves on with a heavy sigh.



Vicky Stone: What the fuck do you want?



Allton: Ah, ah ah!! Drop the attitude. You should be grateful that you even have a job after the shit that you pulled. Get out to the ring. YOU are McCrae’s partner!

Lissandra: Ooh! Lord Allton is cashing in that match now!

Vicky looks shocked. She immediately pulls the gloves off and goes to head to the door of the office.



Allton: Hold on! I’m not done. If you do anything illegal in the match, you are immediately disqualified.



Vicky: Yeah? And? That’s normal.



Allton: It’s not exactly. But you’ll find out.



Allton smiles an evil smile and the camera cuts back to ringside where McCrae, Roxxie and Marcy are already in the ring. Hollywood by Madonna hits and the mood immediately changes as Vicky Stone makes her way to the ring as the arena is now full of hate. She keeps her head held high, though. Stone climbs into the ring where Renee McCrae tries to speak to her, but she shoves him away, face first.  Scruff rings the bell and Marcy cracks Vicky Stone in the back with a chair! Scruff rings the bell but Allton reappears on screen.



Allton: Scruff! Restart the match!! Roxxie and Marcy have carte-blanche to do whatever they like! Miss Stone? Not so much. Mr. McCrae, I suggest you pick what you want to do….



The Equality Faithful cheer and then boo as they see Renee McCrae hightail it through the crowd.



Renee McCrae: Fuck this! I’m not getting involved in this!



Meanwhile, Roxxie and Marcy double team Vicky in the corner and set her up for a double superplex! They hit this and Vicky Stone rolls out of the ring from the impact! She then tries to hide under the ring but Marcy grabs her leg and pulls her out. Vicky screams that she wants to be left alone. Roxxie shakes her head though and stomps on Vicky’s throat!!



Dylan: Damn that was vicious!!



Roxxie then grabs a kendo stick and smashes Vicky in the face before throwing a baseball bat in Marcy’s direction. Roxxie and Marcy force Vicky to stand and the two of them stuff their weapons into Stone’s gut before hitting a double DDT onto the concrete! Marcy then rolls Vicky into the ring and hits The Real Hummer! (RKO).



Just as Roxxie is about to finish Stone off with the Roxy Roller, Devil Inside Me hits the speakers and Lord Allton rides out on Quinn to a huge ovation from the Equality crowd.



Allton: I am sorry to interrupt, everyone. I just wanted a front row seat for this one. Marcy!



Marcy looks towards the entrance way with a wink.



Allton: GET THE FUCKING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Marcy salutes Lord Allton as if to say ‘Yes boss!’ and rolls out of the ring. She then sets up the table on the outside near the apron and then stands well out of the way. She then waves at Roxxie who positions Vicky Stone for the Roxy Roller! She stumbles her way to the ropes and drops Vicky Stone through the table from in the ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lissandra: Oh my God!



Dylan: Holy shit!



Allton: Oh, and Miss Stone…plaster cast or not, I’ll see you for more work soon enough!!!!!!!



Lissandra: That’s all we have time for. We’ll see you for episode 20 of Equality, folks! For my husband Dylan and myself….goodnight!



The camera fades on Allton’s evil smile as the OCW Faithful lose their minds with cheers
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We cut to the office of Lord Allton where he sits alone smiling at the camera.



Allton: Hello everybody. Did everyone enjoy tonight’s show? I hope so. I’m actually filming this part here on the 22nd of November. Just to let everyone know that Equality will round out the year with a special Christmas (and birthday celebration for me) at some point in December and then from January we shall return to our usual weekly programming. Thank-you everybody for being so patient. The chest infection that I had when Equality 19 was originally supposed to go out, really knocked me around. So I honestly do appreciate everyone’s patience. See you all everyone in December.



The screen fades to black.

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