John Woo Directs Diana Watts in 'The Book Hack Key' film.
Nov 15, 2022 8:12:56 GMT -5
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Post by Diana Watts on Nov 15, 2022 8:12:56 GMT -5
THE BOOK HACK KEY (2023)
Synopsis
In an alternate futuristic world that is 2019.United States of America is run by an evil mysterious computer manufacturing company known only as ‘The Book’. The Book has detailed information on every registered American citizen. Even their location is known at all times due to a chip inserted near their sexual organs. Ever since 2014, all children have been inserted with the computer Kak Chip. Every adult born before that is tracked down and The Kak Chip is inserted in you. The Kak Chip allows The Book to see their citizens' locations, manage their anger and of course has an exploding device if needed.
But there is hope. The Key is an underground rebel unit of hackers trying to stop The Book from their evil government power moves and anti-privacy over the American people. Chow Yun-fat (Hard Boiled, The Killer) plays Harry Wong, the leader of The Key. And in her feature film debut, Diana Watts (OCW Superstar) plays Holly Cutter and brilliant young hacker hired to go undercover at The Book and hack into their system.
‘The Book Hack Key’ is a science fiction action adventure from international Chinese director, John Woo. The film is currently in production in Brooklyn, New York. Us at OCWTV were invited to the set by OCW rookie and star of the film, Diana Watts. The Rumble In The Bronx participant was thrilled to have us come by. Saying it would give her an opportunity to promote her new movie and talk about her huge chance at a possible OCW Championship title match in the future..
~We see Diana Watts and the director John Woo sitting in a dark room next to each other. Diana with only a robe on while John Woo is in a suit. In the background the film crew is setting up lights and sound. A dehydrated Diana Watts takes a sip of water.~
“Diana! Wow! Congratulations on this major film opportunity. I mean wow. How did you get this gig?”
Diana laughs.
“Well… I auditioned what would appear to be 3-4 times to get the role. Like everything in my life it never comes easy. But here I am working with John Woo!”
She puts her arm around him and hugs John Woo very awkwardly. He laughs while gently shoving her back to her chair.
“That is great, Diana. Mr. Woo, are you a fan of Online Champion Wrestling? Or combat sports in general? Is that why you chose Miss Watts over I assume many wonderfully talented actresses?”
John Woo smiles and begins speaking in semi broken english.
“Yes-ah. Dia-rana Rawts is vewy, um, good. She perfect for rore.”
“Aww. Isn’t he so kind?”
“Yes-ah. She so bow-ring! No character. No cha-ris-ima, yes?”
Diana gets an underwhelming look on her face as John Woo speaks about her. She fakes a chuckle jumping in.
“Oh… ok. I don’t think he means all that.”
“Oh, no! I do! I do! She so terrific at praying the forgettabrole rooser. She come in 3 or 4 times for auditions. No make up. No skerrs. Needs direction 100 percent of the time. Just very generic, yes? She was perfect for what I wanted in the rorr opposite Chow Yun-fat. He very charming. Very tarented. Diana… she no stears the scenes for Chow. She good!”
After about 10 seconds of awkward silence, Diana fakes another giggle and slaps John Woo on his knee.
“He’s so adorable. Yes. I am still a little lost at the moment. And I suppose I do need some direction still. I mean after a huge win against Dylan Thomas on Equality months back. I was going places. But when my trio group with Jamie Blankenship and Harmon Egan kind of fell apart before it could get started. No idea what happened to Jamie. But Egan is owning it right now. I am so happy for his success even though he did find a home with another group. Those Brotherhood of Bastards! Not what I would prefer for him to be honest. But hey… he’s undefeated and killing it right now. I hope he hears this anyway. I have no ill will towards him and I hope he feels the same about me. I know he is scheduled to defend his OCW Craze Championshoip at the Rumble In The Bronx pay per view event. But I think he has enough skill and talent to jump in the battle royal Rumble match and do double duty. And if he does, I look forward to going at it with him.”
John Woo smiles.
“She so bow-ring. She need a, um, somefing to, um, be better?”
Diana nods.
“Ok, thanks John. Aren’t you needed on set?”
John Woo shakes his head ‘no’ while digging at his teeth with a toothpick.
“Diana. If you were to win the Rumble In the Bronx battle royal you would get a shot at PIC if he is the current OCW Champion when you get the shot. Some say you gave him a run for his money your and his go home match before FACE-OFF months back. Do you think a second round with PIC would make him shake in his boots? Could you defeat him?”
John Woo jumps in.
“No-ray! Diana, she cute. She good. But she no great like the PIC. Or she no rarge boobie beauty rike a Sahara Duke. Diana va-rey cute. She va-rey good inside the ring. But she no great…”
Diana nods again looking at the camera with a ‘WTF’ look on her face. She looks at Woo again who now is cleaning his ears with the same tooth pick for some reason.
“Thanks, John! Love you too, bud. But I do think I surprised PIC in our match. And I hope to get a second chance at him for the OCW Championship in the near future.”
More on that interview later about who she thinks will appear in the Rumble In the Bronx match. But we got to see John Woo direct Diana Watts and the legendary Chow Yun-fat on set for one of the major final scenes in The Book Hack Key. For reasons unknown every actor was only wearing underwear throughout the filming. A single dark black painted room with bright lights was a bit odd for a science fiction action film. And while the underwear was a bit off putting. What was even more disturbing was when the all male actors who were cast to play the evil The Book henchmen came out. All of them being large oiled up muscle bound bodybuilders. In only, yes you guessed it… their underwear.
“Diana Rawtts! You get on your knees in the midd-re of The Book men. Book’s you circ-er around her.”
“Okie dokie, boss!”
Diana laughs looking at the OCWtv camera team as she gets down to her knees fixing her bra strap as the men approach her.
“Gewwwwd. More oil for the Books. A rittle mow’ right on Diana. Mo’... mo… perfect!!”
“Don’t want too much light, Mr. Woo. Don’t wanna hide my freckles.”
She laughs and winks at John Woo.
“Itsh won’t mattersh soon, Miss Rawtts!”
He laughs pervertedly.
'The Book Hack Key' (2023) Production Still: Diana Watts & Director John Woo
Cut back to Diana Watts and John Woo being interviewed by OCWtv in their chairs. In the background a few film crew members can be seen wiping up the floor with mops.
“So, Diana. I thought we’d do a quick rundown of what you think of the current roster who might participate in the Rumble match at OCW Rumble in the Bronx? How does that sound?”
She smiles nodding as she claps her hands together excitedly. John Woo looks at her with confusion.
“Ok… starting it off. Alexandra Calaway. “
“She is hit or miss. I think she works too much to be honest. If that makes sense. I don’t mean that in a negative way, of course. But I do feel her wrestling in other companies waters down her OCW run a bit. If she focused only here in OCW. She’d be at the top of the company in no time. But I am not judging. I mean I am filming a movie when I should be focusing only on OCW and the Rumble. But I hope she does appear in the rumble. I admire her skill. And i’d love to eliminate her.”
Diana winks into the camera.
“Ah-rey she rear good too. Dark Queen is someting… Diana no have dat something.”
“Um, ok. Um. Alice Knight is rumored to return. Thoughts?”
“She is an icon. She is a legend in this company. Hall of Famer and former OCW Champ. I respect what she’s done in the business. But I think her time on top has passed. Time for the future. I am the future. But another big name I’d get some exposure to if i eliminated her in the rumble.”
“Ah-rish! She big in China! I rove owrers! She REARRY good.”
“Thanks again, John. I think the assistant director is looking for you.”
“Meh…”
Diana fixes her hair.
“What about some of the newer signings? Axis. Donnie Harris. Tearra Skye. Moonlight Rose? Steve Black and of course Mike Mason? Any opinion?”
“Well they do appear to be really good so far. But I do feel it’s too early to tell. If the four mentioned stick around they could do big things here in OCW. Though I doubt they will win the big match on November 27th . But people I'm sure many are doubting me to win also. So hey! Anything can happen in OCW! Other than Mike Mason I mean. He sucks.”
“Ball Ball. Dylan Thomas. Easton Alexander. Mike Zybala and the possible surprise entrant that could be Crash Rodriguez? Any thoughts.”
“Well all of them are either big names or becoming big names. I upset Dylan Thomas in my debut. But he was respectful to me. And he can bring it better than anyone. Ball Ball is stealing show after show. And his size will be difficult to eliminate in the match. But I am hoping a gang of us can work together and take him out, ya know? Zybala is apparently on his retirement tour. Which is sad. But he is another one who likely doesn’t put me on his radar. But I will shock him if we meet in the ring in the Bronx.. Trust me. Easton and Crash are likely not to sign up. And I have no issues with them to be honest. Crash is kind of out of it I believe. But Crash’s agent Lou Pohl is very creepy. He has been seeing my mother on and off and often leaves flowers by the door. When I visit her the flowers are usually dead and covered in ants. Just leave her alone, Lou. Thanks.”
Diana rolls her eyes as John Woo zips up his pants zipper. She rolls her eyes again.
Just as Diana Watts got out of the shower she was on set again ready to film her next scene in The Book Hack Key movie. In this scene the underwear wearing bodybuilder actor playing Dr. Marvin Ward was behind a computer desk. John Woo was applying oil to the actor’s chest and shoulders as he pretended to type on the keyboard rehearsing his lines.
“Mr. Woo? Do’s you think my character should wear glasses?”
The actor said as he fidgeted with his prop eyeglasses.
“Eyegrasses make you in scene va-rey smaht!”
Diana approached the actor and director now in a white bra and thong set.
“I am not one to question your direction, Mr. Woo. But do you think the character Holly Cutter would wear a thong in this scene? I am trying to get inside her head. And it doesn’t feel right.”
John Woo suddenly snaps throwing the oil bottle at the crew yelling something in Chinese. Finally he turns around and gets in Diana’s face.
“You. Wirr. Wear. What. John Woo. Seyz. Ar-right, Miss Diana Rawtts??”
Diana looks down ashamed.
“Yes sir. Sorry sir.”
“Verrrrrrrrrrrry gewwwwd, Miss Rawtts. Verrrrrry gewd, indeed. Now… on knees…”
Diana rubs her knees with her hands and proceeds to lean downwards to the floor and moves under the computer desk.
Diana takes a drink of water and spits it into a bucket next to her as John Woo is now wearing the eyeglasses from the last scene.
“So, Diana. Thoughts on some of the Hall of Famers in OCW that may make a surprise appearance in the Rumble? Like a Curt Canon? Bob Grenier? And of course The Big Bifford is almost a guarantee in the match.”
“Well Big Bifford has done it all. He was OCW Champion this year. One of the best and well praised stars in the company. Much like Ball-Ball if we cross paths in the Rumble. May need to work with someone to get him out. Canon and Bob could show. But I doubt they will make any kind of impact in the rumble match. As for surprises. I’m not sure. My dad and I watched Silver Cyanide in OCW back in the day as fans. So that would be an awesome surprise if he appeared in the match.”
“Briff-ard ish like Gaw-zirra! SooOOO BIIiiiIIG! RAWRRRRR!”
John Woo makes Godzilla sounds, moving his hands up and down. Diana ignores him waiting for the next question.
“And what about the returning Thaddeus Duke? The Lost Soul? And Those Damn Bastards?”
“I RIKE DEH BASH-TERDS!”
…Silence.
“Um. These are some of the bigger names in the match. All five of them, if we include Egan, have a huge chance. Thunder Knuckles and The Nickleman are very, um, nicest way to put it? Fucked up in the head? I never need to see the image of Nickleman eating mayonnaise straigh out of the jar again. And I believe Thunder Knuckles could be the main event material. But maybe he NEEDS a tag partner to succeed in this sport. I don’t know… But I do know that brotherhood is currently dominating OCW in their short time here. But it’s every person for themselves in the match. I think that will blow up in their faces. Thad Duke is a legend. And he is easily a favorite to win the whole thing. And The Lost Soul is returning so… he wants to make an impact also. If I didn’t put all the money on ME to win. I’d have to go with one of those two. Soul and Duke. But that’s not WattsUP. I am WATTSup!”
Diana smiles looking directly into the camera.
“Look. I know I am overlooked by the entire roster in this Rumble in the Bronx match. I am a long shot. But come hell or high water I am going to bring it November 27th. I am going into this match not just as the rookie with a chip on her shoulder. Not the girl who is lost with no current direction looking to prove a point. Nahhh. I’m way past that. Blankenship was a dipshit poser. Screw that waste of space. All talk and no walk. As for Claudius Augustus? He is a different kind of man. A visionary in his own mind. But his mission is his life. That was my mistake. I followed someone else's mission. Dreams. Lifestyles. I’ve made mistakes. And you can never make a first impression again. So I have to deal with the mistakes I have made this year in my short run in OCW. But the fact of the matter is that it is the past. This is the present. And I am the future of OCW. And this is a chance for EVERYONE in OCW to get a shot at the big prize. From newcomers like me, Axis and Skye. The legends like Zybala and TLS who never won the big one. And the OCW Hall of Famers like Alice, Bifford and any one else in that infamous class to get another run as the head of the table of OCW. Being the OCW champion one more time. But in my eyes. I can do it. And I know if I can get another round in the ring with the champion, PIC. It could go the same way… or maybe in a quick 1. 2. 3. Or a quick tap out. Diana Watts could… could… COULD be the OCW Champion. That… is WATTS UP!”
A confident Diana leans back in her chair while fixing her robe, very proud with what she just said.
Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.
John Woo begins doing the slow clap at Diana Watts. Diana straightens herself up putting her hand over her chest not believing the reaction John Woo is giving her. Even some of the crew members give her a bit of a standing ovation. Diana looks around the set with the biggest smile imaginable.
“Diana Rawtts… that was GREAT! You su-prise me, John Woo! You make evererybrawdy on set impressed by you and you speech! Ve-reyyyyyy gewd, Diana Rawtts. Bravo, rady. Bravo...
John Woo gives a little bow. The film's crew follow suit and do the same towards her. Diana bows back at them all in a respectful manner.
“Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. This means so much to me.”
John Woo jumps up from his chair.
“Okay! Now! Bring in the horny brawk rab dogs! Time to frim the last scene for today. Diana! Purr yur wndah-wears down and on your knees!”
Dana looks embarrassed fixing the hair out of her eyes.
“Um… can I read the script again?”
As The Book Hack Key filming wrapped for the day. The talk of the set was Diana Watts being ready for the big OCW Rumble in the Bronx match on November 27th. Even in the eyes of many OCW stars and fans, she isn’t a favorite to win the gauntlet. But keep an eye on her in that match. She may shock the world. Diana’s future in OCW is very bright to say the least. And that is… WATTS. Up. Until next time. This is OCWtv!
