Post by Adi Gold on Aug 25, 2022 0:02:50 GMT -5
~The scene opens in a dark brick wallpapered studio at OCW TV. In the dark lit studio we see The HOT 11! host Adi Gold sitting in a chair with two security guards behind her this time. Because across from her is her guest this time, a shaking anger, The Raging Skull.~
Adi Gold: Hey... a little different set up for today. For my safety, I was allowed to have Fred and Joe the security guards to accompany me on this episode. Because... my guest is The Raging Skull. Hello, Mr. Skull. How... um, are you?
THE RAGING SKULL: GET ON WITH THE SHOW!
Adi Gold: Question 1. Ok. Favorite match of yours?
THE RAGING SKULL: WHEN I SKULLFUCKED JPD AND ALMOST WON HIS BELT!
Adi Gold: Question 2. A favorite wrestler you feuded with?
THE RAGING SKULL: I don't like long term storytelling.
Adi Gold: Question 3. Can The Raging Skull even hear music over his rage? If so, what music would that be?
THE RAGING SKULL: I HATE MUSIC! I prefer the sound people make when they beg for me to not dominate them.
Adi Gold: Question 4. Do you watch movies and tv? What do you watch?
THE RAGING SKULL: I HATED HOW I MET YOUR FATHER! The last episode of LOST was shitty too. I also HATED the new Space Jam, the one with Lebron James, fucking disrespectful. Rick and Morty's cool
Adi Gold: Question 5. What would you do if you weren't The Raging Skull? If you never became a wrestler what would you be doing? I don't imagine you'd fit in an office setting...
THE RAGING SKULL: Insurance Salesman.
Adi Gold: Question 6. Favorite beverages?
THE RAGING SKULL: I hate alcohol, it only dulls the senses. I prefer water, but I hate when it's tap.
Adi Gold: Question number 7. Any other countries or cities you'd love to "RAGE" in?
THE RAGING SKULL: I'LL RAGE ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD, BITCH!
Adi Gold: Question 8. Oh god... ok. I guess i have to ask. Does The Raging Skull have a romantic crush on anyone? If so, who?
THE RAGING SKULL: There is one on our roster. They'll know soon enough.
Adi Gold: Question number 9. What do you eat, Raging Skull?
THE RAGING SKULL: I'm a vegan. I hate the genocide and systematic torture of our wildlife. How would you like to be caged, harvested for milk until you were dry, only to be shot between the eyes to feed some fat slob american?
Adi Gold: Question 10. Anyone on the OCW roster you'd like to face?
THE RAGING SKULL: I PRONOUNCE A PUBLIC CHALLENGE TO PIC! You stole a deadman's name as Amick Dogerman... I HATE IDENTITY THEFT!
Adi Gold: And finally. Question 11. What are the goals of The Raging Skull for the future?
THE RAGING SKULL: TO RAGE MY WAY INTO BIG DUKE MONEY!
Adi Gold: Is it over yet? Ok, um. Any final words you'd want to tell anyone on the roster or the fans of OCW?
THE RAGING SKULL: I just wanted to thank all my friends for their support in getting me here. Hi Donna! Stay safe Phil!
Adi Gold: Ok... it's over. Keep watching people. STAY GOLDGEOUS! BYEEEEEEEEEE!
~Adi Gold rushes off the set as Raging Skull remains seated. The guards walk over to him while the show fades out to black.~
