Post by Adi Gold on Aug 24, 2022 19:47:09 GMT -5
~The scene opens in a dark brick wallpapered studio at OCW TV. In the dark lit studio we see The HOT 11! host Adi Gold sitting across from her guest this week, Jace Parker Davidson. Adi glares at him as he stares back confidently.~
Adi Gold: Well, well, well. Joining me on this episode is an interesting guy to say the very least. As of this recording... maybe the most hated man in Online Championship Wrestling... in the eyes of most of the roster anyway. He is an HOW Hall of Famer... Jace Parker Davidson. How are you, Jace? Nice to 'finally' meet you in person.
~Jace raises his eyebrow in confusion as he looks over at Adi.~
Jace Parker Davidson: So, this is what we’re doing? You’re going to pretend we’ve never met in person? That I’ve not been inside of your apartment before and spent the night there hanging out with you? Okay, sure… totally makes sense and not childish at all. Ask your questions Adi.
~Jace runs his fingers through his hair and leans back in his seat as Adi rolls her eyes.~
Adi Gold: Ok. Whatever you say, boss. So Jace. Question 1. You're known for being on the HOW roster. You have had plenty of competitive matches over the years. Which one is at the top as your favorite?
~Jace lowers his head and thinks for a moment as Adi turns her head and makes a gagging gesture.~
Jace Parker Davidson: I would guess it would be the match where I won my first ever HOW World Championship. It was a four-way Solitary Confinement match at Rumble at the Rock which is held yearly inside of Alcatraz prison. I had to spend a week inside of a cell with no form of outside contact or human interaction. Just alone in a dirty cell with nothing but my thoughts to keep me company. Until the very moment the match begins. I face Brad Jackson, Rhys Townsend and Mike Best. I pinned Mike Best to win that match and as you all know he’s both an HOW and OCW Hall of Famer.
Adi Gold: Question 2. Your favorite rival in your Hall of Fame career? Who do you love to hate the most?
~Jace tilts his head to the side and rubs his hand over his chin.~
Jace Parker Davidson: I’m the kind of guy that’s driven by competition. I don’t necessarily have to hate the person but if they can get me excited for the match? If a victory over them actually means something when my career is said and done, then that would make for the best rival. So, again I’d have to go with Mike Best. We started out as bitter enemies that better respected partners. I guess you could call us Frienemies. But I’ve had multiple career defining moments with him and against him. I’ve helped train his son Tyler and his father Lee Best has been instrumental in my career giving me the opportunity to really put some prestige behind my name.
Adi Gold: Question 3. Which artist and or what is at the tipity-top of your favorites to listen to?
~Jace chuckles and rolls his neck a bit.~
Jace Parker Davidson: I’m not the biggest music nut, honestly but there are certain songs or groups that I enjoy whenever I feel in the mood to listen to something. At the moment I’ve been on a Yung Gravy kick. I also listen to stuff from Michael Jackson, Shinedown, Downstrait, In This Moment, Steel Panther, Jay-Z, Avenged Sevenfold, and Eminem. Those are some of my favorite artists.
Adi Gold: Question 4. Favorite film or films of all time?
~Jace leans forward and places his hands on his knees before sighing.~
Jace Parker Davidson: Believe it or not I hate most movies. Those people that watch the Oscars just to see what movie won an award just so they can watch it? They’re stupid in my eyes. One of the things that was argued over many times in my marriage before it ended. I’m a comedy and action kind of guy. So, anything Marvel is going to be on my list. Grandma’s Boy is one of my favorite movies. Zack and Miri Make a Porno and pretty much anything that has Seth Rogan in it must see. Same with Ryan Reynolds even though Green Lantern was awful. If I’m not interested in what I’m watching, then it pretty much puts me to sleep. Which is why you’ll never catch me watching an Outsiders show.
Adi Gold: Question 5... if any, what television shows does JPD watch?
~A grin spreads across Jace’s lips at the question asked.~
Jace Parker Davidson: #1 at the top of the list has to be The Boys. Amazing fucking show. Can’t get enough of it. I also like shows like How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Married with Children, Mom, Two and a Half Men. The Flight Attendant, Umbrella Academy, Moon Knight, Loki, King of Queens, The Adventures of New Christine, Friends, The Shining Vale, and Dexter just to name a few. I won’t even begin to get into Anime because I’ll be here all week.
Adi Gold: Question 6, Jace. Favorite drink? Alcoholic or non?
~Jace rolls his eyes.~
Jace Parker Davidson: Vodka obviously… you’d know this if you weren’t pretending like we’ve never spent time together outside of OCW. Lemonade and Iced Tea are up there for non-alcoholic drinks. Along with Cream Soda and who can resist a good milkshake? But honestly over the last year plus I’ve become a big-time water drinker. Trying to keep my body right and pull a few more years out of this career of mine. Most will find it boring or disgusting but a cold bottle of water is addicting once you get used to it.
Adi Gold: Question number 7. Which country or state would you love to wrestle in front of for the first time or even one more time?
Jace Parker Davidson: Top of the list is Miami for sure since I live there. Checking that one off the list in a week’s time. New York and Madison Square Garden will always hold a place in my heart since I was born in New York and love that arena. Baltimore is a place that is very underrated as far as wrestling towns go. I’d like to go back to Japan at some point and wrestle there since it’s been a long time since that’s happened. Hollywood possibly for the glitz and glam of it. Maybe somewhere like Hawaii too since it would feel more like a vacation than it would feel like actual work.
Adi Gold: This should be interesting. Question number 8. You seem to be a bit of a flirt with the women in this industry? Do you have any current crushes right now in the wrestling world? A romance of sorts with anyone? Please keep the list of women under 100 names please...
~Jace takes a deep breath trying to calm himself before turning to look at Adi.~
Jace Parker Davidson: I’m not doing this passive aggressive thing anymore Adi. If you want to pretend that there aren’t any issues between us and totally ignore every single call or text I make then that’s your choice. But don’t ask me to come on here for an interview and take shots at me because you don’t want to talk about it like an adult.
~Adi bites down on the inside of her cheek for a moment but hatred burns in her eyes.~
Adi Gold: I have no idea what you’re talking about Mr. Davidson. I’m just trying to be a good host here.
~Jace shakes his head and scoffs.~
Jace Parker Davidson: No, fuck the bullshit. I asked you out on a date, yes. Did I intend for it to hurt your feelings that I went and had sex with another woman? No, of course not but I am a single man, Adi. We aren’t in a relationship and haven't even had a first date yet. Whatever issues you have or trauma you are going through from the past has nothing to do with me. I said the things I said on Twitter because we were just being weird and goofing off. Do you honestly think I would talk about marriage and kids without even having been on a single date with you? So… we can talk this out in a civil manner and try to move forward whether it be as friends or doing on an actual date or you can continue to pout like a toddler about it. I’m sure that fits with OCW policy as far as a majority of the current roster goes.
~Adi's hands are trembling out of anger, but she speaks through clenched teeth.~
Adi Gold: Answer the question, asshole!
Jace Parker Davidson: Toddler it is then… but to ‘ANSWER THE QUESTION’ I guess top of the list is Samantha Tolson even though there isn’t an official label on what exactly we are. Sloane Taylor is an obvious one. Lexi Gold is crazy and kind of freaks me out but get her alone without her snakes or dolls then she’s definitely a beauty. Other than that, everyone else is either eye candy or just someone I enjoy interacting with. I’m pretty picky about who I develop feelings or a crush over. Ohhhh I forgot one person… Adi Gold. Yeah, she’s on the list.
~Adi turns her head to the side and mouths the words ‘You Wish’ before clearing her throat as she turns back to face her guest.~
Adi Gold: Question number 9. Favorite food? Do you cook? What meal does JPD enjoy the most?
~Jace leans his head back and cycles through the list of foods he enjoys in his head.~
Jace Parker Davidson: I lived on the streets at the age of fourteen due to some shitty at home situations but yeah, I had to learn how to cook for myself due to that and the fact that my ex-wife didn’t know how to boil water. Meal wise? I’m a big pasta lover. I like steaks and chicken too. Seafood, mostly crab meat and shrimp, are a favorite. I do enjoy sushi sometimes. Chinese food I like… Tacos of course. Pizza, some soups, I’m big on a good salad. I crave desserts too. Brownies, Honeybuns, and Cheesecake are at the top of the dessert list. I have an annoying friend that likes to harp on the fact that I eat waffles. But above all of that are STRONKUMMS! Not only are they delicious but they are a fine source of protein and help you get bigger and STRONKER than ever before… buy them now!
Adi Gold: Question number 10. You wrestled I'm sure most of everyone in HOW. But is there a bucket list of OCW stars past or present that you would like to step in the ring with sometime?
~The grin returns to Jace’s face as he rubs his hands together.~
Jace Parker Davidson: I never shy away from facing anyone but as far as a bucket list? Single handedly destroying each and every member of PTSD inside of the ring has been a goal of mine for a bit now. Alice Knight because of her fucking weirdness and her fucking disgusting ass mustard. Cypher and Sahara would each pose quite the challenge. But honestly? Anyone who would break down and cry the moment they saw my name across from theirs on a card is someone I want to face. The thinner the skin the more I salivate at the possibilities. Outside of that? Easton Alexander should be on the top of everyone’s list after the bullshit he pulled at the end of Massacre on Monday. Kidnapping a child because he got suspended? Deport his ass back to Canada, Mexico, or whatever the fuck he comes from. Dragon? Thaddeus is going to be dragging his balls across Easton’s face come the Margarita Mix on Sunday.
Adi Gold: And finally. Question 11. Are there any more goals you want to complete in this business? In HOW or in OCW?
~Jace bobs his head side to side in thought.~
Jace Parker Davidson: Of course, as with anyone winning the HOW World Championship belt for a 4th time or the OCW Championship would be nice. However, I’m a simple kind of guy. I’m currently the HOW LSD Champion and I’m going to make this title mean something. That’s what a Championship caliber wrestler does. They make the title they have important; not pine after a belt that they don’t have. You see guys like PIC or TLS who are in the Margarita Mix drooling over winning it and getting an OCW Championship match instead of focusing on the belts they already hold. That’s why the Championships in OCW aren’t as important as the ones in HOW or anywhere else for that matter. Everyone is fucking greedy and focuses more on what they don’t have instead of what they do have. TLS should be out there defending the OCW World Tag Team titles inside of holding a guaranteed shot at the OCW Champion AND fighting to gain yet another OCW Championship shot. When I was OCW Savage Champion I was prepared to defend that belt against one of the finalists in the Margarita Mix but PIC? No, that belt is just holding up his pants while he daydreams about getting a shot against Killa Kali and the OCW Championship. I’m just going to continue to spread my reach to different federations and collect wins. If titles come my way, great. I’m not going to throw a hissy fit over which title I get. I’m going to make any title that much more prestigious so the ultimate goal? Leaving behind a legacy that will have people 100 years from now talking about how Jace Parker Davidson was one of the greatest to ever step inside of the ring.
Adi Gold: Thank you, Jace. Do you have any final comments you'd like to tell the OCW world watching at home?
Jace Parker Davidson: Just simply that Mike Zybalalalalala suckssssss! And that PRIME is inferior to High Octane Wrestling. Also, even though I'm pulling for Thaddeus Duke to yank out Easton's spine with his bare hands. OCW is still going to be mine. Now… are we going to talk this out or are you going to continue to play games?
~Jace leans over in his seat towards where Adi is sitting but she completely ignores him and focuses on the camera.~
Adi Gold: Thank you for joining us on this latest episode of the HOT 11. Thanks to my guest, Jace Parker Davidson. Join us next time. Have a GOLDgeous day. See ya!
~Adi forces a fake smile in the camera. She then gives Jace a bit of a stink eye. Music is played in studio as Adi stands up and angrily walks over to JPD. The conversation cannot be heard but it looks intense. JPD stands up looking down at Adi now. He appears to be calm and collected. While their deep conversation continues back and forth the show quickly fades to black. ~
