Lord Allton issues a message to Fanny.
Aug 20, 2022 10:47:25 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Allton on Aug 20, 2022 10:47:25 GMT -5
We open to Lord Allton at home watching Fanny Gilbertson's episode of 'Look At My House, I'm Filthy Rich' hosted by Nigel Mahon. Dylan and Lissandra Thomas are also with him.
Allton: I'm sorry but what is this garbage that you have made me watch?
Dylan: It's not garbage. It's TV.
Allton: Garbage TV.
Lissandra: Well we had fun. You don't have to be such a spoilsport about it.
Allton: I'm sorry, Lissie dear. I just hate reality TV.
Dylan: You should get Allton House on there.
Allton: WHAT?! Oh, oh ho ho... I don't think so...
Lissandra: Come on Rob, this place is amazing.
Allton pauses without an answer.
Allton: Wait.... That man.
Dylan: Nigel Mahon?
Allton: He is an absolute dead ringer for a guy on UK TV called Loyd Grossman. Famous for hosting Masterchef years ago, and producing his own pasta sauces.
Lissandra: Are they nice?
Allton: Honestly? Overrated and way overpriced in my experience. But he knows his stuff, I suppose.
Allton then looks into the camera, breaking the fourth wall.
Allton: Fanny Gilbertson...I hear that Zybala wants you in Outsiders. I saw you in the battle royal you were in. If you accept, then welcome. Just don't forget who holds the Outsiders title. Oh this isn't Lord Allton Equality GM talking. This is Lord Allton Outsiders World Champion talking. Just remember the hierarchy!
Allton lifts his arm up to explain his point and moves it down with each point.
Champ up top - that's me - contender underneath -for now Jam G - Then the bottom feeders like Tony the Spider and the Greek Gods. Where do you fit? Time will tell.
Allton: I'm sorry but what is this garbage that you have made me watch?
Dylan: It's not garbage. It's TV.
Allton: Garbage TV.
Lissandra: Well we had fun. You don't have to be such a spoilsport about it.
Allton: I'm sorry, Lissie dear. I just hate reality TV.
Dylan: You should get Allton House on there.
Allton: WHAT?! Oh, oh ho ho... I don't think so...
Lissandra: Come on Rob, this place is amazing.
Allton pauses without an answer.
Allton: Wait.... That man.
Dylan: Nigel Mahon?
Allton: He is an absolute dead ringer for a guy on UK TV called Loyd Grossman. Famous for hosting Masterchef years ago, and producing his own pasta sauces.
Lissandra: Are they nice?
Allton: Honestly? Overrated and way overpriced in my experience. But he knows his stuff, I suppose.
Allton then looks into the camera, breaking the fourth wall.
Allton: Fanny Gilbertson...I hear that Zybala wants you in Outsiders. I saw you in the battle royal you were in. If you accept, then welcome. Just don't forget who holds the Outsiders title. Oh this isn't Lord Allton Equality GM talking. This is Lord Allton Outsiders World Champion talking. Just remember the hierarchy!
Allton lifts his arm up to explain his point and moves it down with each point.
Champ up top - that's me - contender underneath -for now Jam G - Then the bottom feeders like Tony the Spider and the Greek Gods. Where do you fit? Time will tell.