Monday Night Massacre 2 Night Event Details!

[The LEO]

We've received some super cool deets regarding next week's TWO NIGHT MASSACRE.

Tuesday Night Massacre doesn't sound right, RIGHT? Right.

It's MONDAY NIGHT MASSACRE.

So, for Night 2, I've linked up with Lord Allton, the commissioner of Tuesday Night Equality, and we're going to host the second night of 'Massacre' matches under the Tuesday Night Equality banner!

Same arena.

Same promo window (whatever that means).

Just on Tuesday night which means it's all about equality, baby!

I'm sure Lord Allton has words to say about this. A huge event for OCW, Massacre, and Tuesday Night Equality!

[Cheasy M]

Yo Yo Yodelayheehoo!! Tis I, Cheasy McSqueazy coming to you with the scoop of the century on this special edition of Tuesday Night Equality. In an exclusive sit down interview with our newly appointed booker man, Leo gave me the scoop that'll make you wanna poop. No, that's not right. I'll come up with something later. In the meantime, here's what I've found out:

We're going old school in style and flavor and that means NO SEGMENTS!! You heard right, there will not be a single segment in the way that you've become accustomed to in 2022. Instead, we're asking every match participant to record a pre-taped, pre-match promo like your daddy grew up on. Tell your opponent, in 200 words or less, just what you plan on doing to them. Make it as cool (or as Cheasy) as you'd like. Have some fun!

Additionally, I'll be joining the lovely Lissandra on commentary for this special broadcast. And I have it on good authority that Lord Allton himself will be there to welcome everyone to this special edition showcase.

[Crash Rodriguez]

Aug 16, 2022 20:48:42 GMT -5 Cheasy M said:

Yo Yo Yodelayheehoo!! Tis I, Cheasy McSqueazy coming to you with the scoop of the century on this special edition of Tuesday Night Equality. In an exclusive sit down interview with our newly appointed booker man, Leo gave me the scoop that'll make you wanna poop. No, that's not right. I'll come up with something later. In the meantime, here's what I've found out:

We're going old school in style and flavor and that means NO SEGMENTS!! You heard right, there will not be a single segment in the way that you've become accustomed to in 2022. Instead, we're asking every match participant to record a pre-taped, pre-match promo like your daddy grew up on. Tell your opponent, in 200 words or less, just what you plan on doing to them. Make it as cool (or as Cheasy) as you'd like. Have some fun!

Additionally, I'll be joining the lovely Lissandra on commentary for this special broadcast. And I have it on good authority that Lord Allton himself will be there to welcome everyone to this special edition showcase.

This only for night 2?

[Cheasy M]

Yeah buddy! Night one is a regular Massacre format.

[Lord Allton]

I love old-school wrestling. I used to watch it with my Dad all the time. Old-school wrestling promos were cheasier than month old EDAM and I loved them. It will be an honour to celebrate Old-School! After all, we're about Equality on Equality. It's only fair that we celebrate that which came before. In the interest of...Equality.

I'll see everyone there.