Ball Ball's Speech Impediment
Jul 2, 2022 19:04:58 GMT -5
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Post by Ball Ball on Jul 2, 2022 19:04:58 GMT -5
The year is unknown. Ball Ball can be seen heading into the doctor's office in Khartoum, Sudan late one night. He seems to be panicking. As he bursts into the building the secretary is there to greet him.
Secretary: Hello sir, how may we help you tonight?
Ball Ball speaks as if he’s in a hurry.
Ball Ball: Ball Ball needs a doctor. No time to explain!
The secretary looked puzzled for a moment, but since the small hospital was empty at this late hour, she decided to escort him to a room.
Secretary: Here sir, a doctor will be with you momentarily.
Ball Ball begins to pace around the room. It was no more than 5 minutes before the doctor came in.
Doctor: Hey boss! What seems to be the problem?
Ball Ball: Doc, you have to help Ball Ball. Ball Ball doesn’t know what’s happening
Doctor: Okay Okay, slow down. First, who is Ball Ball and where is he?
Ball Ball seems frustrated. He begins to point at himself.
Ball Ball: Ball Ball is Ball Ball! That’s the problem doc, Ball Ball can’t understand what’s wrong with Ball Ball’s speech!
The doctor now seems confused more than anything. He begins to think this is just another crazy dude on the drugs again.
Doctor: Okay sir, I don’t think I’m understanding. Could you show me a picture of this Ball Ball? Perhaps I can put things together clearly.
Ball Ball pulls out his Nokia 7650, scrolls through his camera roll until he finds a photo of himself. He points it towards the doctor. The doctor looks even more confused now.
Doctor: So you’re Ball Ball? Why couldn’t you have just said you were Ball Ball?
Ball Ball: That’s the problem doc. Ball Ball can’t. Ball Ball has no idea why.
Doctor: So you’re telling me you speak in third person? That’s a little odd… How long have you known about this?
Ball Ball: Ball Ball thought this was normal. Ball Ball didn’t realize until the other day.
Doctor: Why is that? What happened the other day that made you realize you were having this problem?
Ball Ball starts to sweat. It looks like he has something to hide. His long ass legs start to tremble.
Ball Ball: Can you keep a secret doc?
Doctor: Of course sir, I am legally obligated to keep everything on record, but secret.
Ball Ball: Alright, the other day, Ball Ball was just having a good time. Until somebody came around and ruined that good time. Long story short, Ball Ball got angry and started speaking perfectly normally. That’s when Ball Ball realized Ball Ball wasn’t speaking properly. What should Ball Ball do doc?
Doctor: How angry did you get? What did the person do to cause the good time to become a bad time? What did you do about it?
Ball Ball starts sweating even more. It seems as if he has something to hide. Or he doesn’t trust the doctor to keep his secret. He takes a moment and considers the pros and cons of speaking the truth. The cons definitely outweighed the truth, but he began to speak anyway.
Ball Ball: Alright, Ball Ball was vibing outside Ball Balls home when some homeless man came up to Ball Ball asking for money. Ball Ball had no money and told the bum to get lost. But the bum would keep asking. The bum started getting angry. He started calling Ball Ball all types of names and slurs. Ball Ball didn’t really mind at first until the homeless man brought up Ball Ball's mother. That's when Ball Ball got angry. Ball Ball got up in the homeless man's face and began speaking quite elegantly some may say, and that's when it happened. Ball Ball started laying punches into the man. The man fell over and Ball Ball started to choke him out. Ball Ball killed a man. But moments before that, Ball Ball spoke like a scholar. What do you make of all this doc?
The doctor froze up. He didn’t know what to say. He hadn’t seen anything like this before in his entire 32 years of being a doctor.
Doctor: Will you excuse me for a moment? I need to gather my thoughts.
The doctor rushes out the door leaving Ball Ball in there behind him. The doctor locks him in thinking that he’s a danger to society. Ball Ball had just openly admitted to a crime. What did he do with the body? How did nobody see what happened? All these thoughts the doctor was having but then he realized, failed Ball Ball murders could lead to more patients. More patients meant more money for the doctor. He had a family to feed, a home to pay for. All these things the doctor thought about until he decided to open the door. Ball Ball was seen sitting with his hands on his head, worried that the doctor had exposed his secret.
Doctor: Alright Ball Ball, here’s what I’m going to tell you. Your secret is safe with me, but you seem to have a one of a kind speech impediment that causes you to only speak in third person. The only thing that changes the way you speak is the anger that builds up inside you, knowing what we know now, the only time you’ve ever spoken properly, was moments before a murder. Now that could be an anomaly but for now it’s safe to say that anger is the only way you can speak normally. If you’d like to continue coming back here, we can study your issue, and perhaps we can work on a cure for this together. I want to help you Ball Ball. Will you let me?
Ball Ball seems relieved the doctor didn’t report him to authorities. But he’s still on edge, worried the doctor may stab him in the back down the line. But he was willing to take the risk now anyways.
Ball Ball: Ball Ball is willing to work with you doctor, Ball Ball looks forward to our future endeavors.
Doctor: Perfect. Give me a call next time something happens. Have a good night Ball Ball.
Ball Ball: Have a good night doc.
Secretary: Hello sir, how may we help you tonight?
Ball Ball speaks as if he’s in a hurry.
Ball Ball: Ball Ball needs a doctor. No time to explain!
The secretary looked puzzled for a moment, but since the small hospital was empty at this late hour, she decided to escort him to a room.
Secretary: Here sir, a doctor will be with you momentarily.
Ball Ball begins to pace around the room. It was no more than 5 minutes before the doctor came in.
Doctor: Hey boss! What seems to be the problem?
Ball Ball: Doc, you have to help Ball Ball. Ball Ball doesn’t know what’s happening
Doctor: Okay Okay, slow down. First, who is Ball Ball and where is he?
Ball Ball seems frustrated. He begins to point at himself.
Ball Ball: Ball Ball is Ball Ball! That’s the problem doc, Ball Ball can’t understand what’s wrong with Ball Ball’s speech!
The doctor now seems confused more than anything. He begins to think this is just another crazy dude on the drugs again.
Doctor: Okay sir, I don’t think I’m understanding. Could you show me a picture of this Ball Ball? Perhaps I can put things together clearly.
Ball Ball pulls out his Nokia 7650, scrolls through his camera roll until he finds a photo of himself. He points it towards the doctor. The doctor looks even more confused now.
Doctor: So you’re Ball Ball? Why couldn’t you have just said you were Ball Ball?
Ball Ball: That’s the problem doc. Ball Ball can’t. Ball Ball has no idea why.
Doctor: So you’re telling me you speak in third person? That’s a little odd… How long have you known about this?
Ball Ball: Ball Ball thought this was normal. Ball Ball didn’t realize until the other day.
Doctor: Why is that? What happened the other day that made you realize you were having this problem?
Ball Ball starts to sweat. It looks like he has something to hide. His long ass legs start to tremble.
Ball Ball: Can you keep a secret doc?
Doctor: Of course sir, I am legally obligated to keep everything on record, but secret.
Ball Ball: Alright, the other day, Ball Ball was just having a good time. Until somebody came around and ruined that good time. Long story short, Ball Ball got angry and started speaking perfectly normally. That’s when Ball Ball realized Ball Ball wasn’t speaking properly. What should Ball Ball do doc?
Doctor: How angry did you get? What did the person do to cause the good time to become a bad time? What did you do about it?
Ball Ball starts sweating even more. It seems as if he has something to hide. Or he doesn’t trust the doctor to keep his secret. He takes a moment and considers the pros and cons of speaking the truth. The cons definitely outweighed the truth, but he began to speak anyway.
Ball Ball: Alright, Ball Ball was vibing outside Ball Balls home when some homeless man came up to Ball Ball asking for money. Ball Ball had no money and told the bum to get lost. But the bum would keep asking. The bum started getting angry. He started calling Ball Ball all types of names and slurs. Ball Ball didn’t really mind at first until the homeless man brought up Ball Ball's mother. That's when Ball Ball got angry. Ball Ball got up in the homeless man's face and began speaking quite elegantly some may say, and that's when it happened. Ball Ball started laying punches into the man. The man fell over and Ball Ball started to choke him out. Ball Ball killed a man. But moments before that, Ball Ball spoke like a scholar. What do you make of all this doc?
The doctor froze up. He didn’t know what to say. He hadn’t seen anything like this before in his entire 32 years of being a doctor.
Doctor: Will you excuse me for a moment? I need to gather my thoughts.
The doctor rushes out the door leaving Ball Ball in there behind him. The doctor locks him in thinking that he’s a danger to society. Ball Ball had just openly admitted to a crime. What did he do with the body? How did nobody see what happened? All these thoughts the doctor was having but then he realized, failed Ball Ball murders could lead to more patients. More patients meant more money for the doctor. He had a family to feed, a home to pay for. All these things the doctor thought about until he decided to open the door. Ball Ball was seen sitting with his hands on his head, worried that the doctor had exposed his secret.
Doctor: Alright Ball Ball, here’s what I’m going to tell you. Your secret is safe with me, but you seem to have a one of a kind speech impediment that causes you to only speak in third person. The only thing that changes the way you speak is the anger that builds up inside you, knowing what we know now, the only time you’ve ever spoken properly, was moments before a murder. Now that could be an anomaly but for now it’s safe to say that anger is the only way you can speak normally. If you’d like to continue coming back here, we can study your issue, and perhaps we can work on a cure for this together. I want to help you Ball Ball. Will you let me?
Ball Ball seems relieved the doctor didn’t report him to authorities. But he’s still on edge, worried the doctor may stab him in the back down the line. But he was willing to take the risk now anyways.
Ball Ball: Ball Ball is willing to work with you doctor, Ball Ball looks forward to our future endeavors.
Doctor: Perfect. Give me a call next time something happens. Have a good night Ball Ball.
Ball Ball: Have a good night doc.