The body of Deloris appears to start moving on its own, spreading crumbs and teeth across the floor. Suddenly, form underneath Deloris, a third, then fourth arm appears. Same with the legs.
Frankie: Hey Jack, looks like your wife is hiding under the dead chick. Not cool.
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Frankie: It’s ok guys. Jill’s having a hard time getting out from under that dead chick. And don’t mind the smell, that’s what dead bodies do after several days of no one posting.
Looks down at his phone.
Frankie: Oh look! Jill sent me a text. She said, she’s trying to get out from under Deloris so she can say something, and she hopes to be able to do so… oh, she sent this yesterday and said she was gonna speak to us last night. You might wanna check for dead body #2.
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Jill appears again (finally!) and stands up now holding an Uzi Machine gun towards the men in the room. Also wearing an eye patch for some reason.
Jill: Okay... OKAY! I admit it! It was ME! I did it!
Nobody looks shocked. Or cares anymore. This party may have gone too long at this point for many involved,
Jill: I did it all. I poisoned her with crackers. I then proceeded to rub ice cubes on her nipples to get them erect. When no one was looking I stuck the vibrating butt plug into Deloris' anus just to mess with you all... did anyone even notice that? Whatever, it's cool. It's cool. No big deal... And I even invited the amazing Veinerstruddle to put it all together. Well done, good sir. Well done.
Jill applauds Veinerstruddle who bows and the others nod in respect.
Jill: And now the reason WHY I did it... since you're all desperatly wanting to know... right? Right...
Everyone shrugs with a 'meh' reaction.
Jill: Really?... No one. Dammit!! I always do this! Make a big scene and... whatever! AHHH!
Jill begins firing the gun in the air as the guests take cover besides Frankie who is stands there disappointed and shocked he didnt notice the butt plug in the dead body.
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Post by TheDistinguished on Jul 17, 2022 14:35:53 GMT -5
Matthew who has been silent for a few moments possibly days decides to speak.
Matthew: Jill honestly I didn't think you had it in you but umm yeah firing that gun made you excited.
Matthew points to his own nipples and Jill stares at him if looks could kill he would be a dead man.
Matthew: Anyone else in the mood for some pie. Jill do you know how to make cherry pie?
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: Veinerstrüddle stares at Jill, then at the pizza guy. He looks at Jill's gun, and then at the far less threatening pizza box. He makes a decision. :
Veinerstrüddle: ACH! Und zhe murderer has return to zhe zcene of zhe crime!!
Jill:....um..... I just admitted that I..
Veinerstrüddle: NEIN!! Vas merely a red herring!herrings!! A dramatic woman who vanted attention from her guests! Zhe vay I see it is zhe maid knew zhe party vould be lame wit just zhe veggie crackers, so she ordered zhe pizza. Fraulein Jill found out and threw a huge fit. Crumpled up zhe normal crackers, zhrowing at zhe maid, und threating the firing before storming off. Dis puts Deloris in a foul mood. Zo vhen zhe pizza boy shows up with zhe party saving pizza, a sour maid pays but doesn't tip!!!
: The entire crowd gasps! Except for a very confused pizza delivery person. Veinerstrüddle continues. :
Veinerstrüddle: Slighted, the delivery boy promises revenge!! He sneaks into zhe party, finds Deloris, und murders her!! He zhen leaves undetected, and comes back later to "deliver" zhe pizza! He vaits until the Fraulein goes on her attention zeeking rant, and takes zat as his cue. He walks in and acts innocent to deliver zhe pizza! Officer! Arrest zat pizza boy!!