Marcus Welsh Updates Reformation
Jun 16, 2022 12:05:07 GMT -5
TheDistinguished, zybala, and 2 more like this
Post by Marcus Welsh on Jun 16, 2022 12:05:07 GMT -5
~We cut to Marcus Welsh who is uploading this video from his phone. For an older guy, he’s got his selfie game pretty much on point. Also helps his aesthetics are well above average~
Marcus Welsh: Hello OCW. Marcus Welsh here with a quick update.
~Greg emerges in the background in his boxers, grabbing some coffee. Welsh shoos him away before returning with an anxious smile~
Marcus Welsh: Sorry about that. Life on the road can be...crowded. Anyway, right off the bat I want to inform everybody that I won’t be talking about the issues going on between the Dukes and the Straders. It’s above my pay grade at the moment and, well, not something I’d like to stick my nose into.
~We see the healing but still visible bruise on Welsh’s face for confirmation that getting involved into anything DUKE related without his permission has its consequences~
Marcus Welsh: I’m here to drop a quick update about Reformation. In less than two weeks OCW will invade Intercourse, Pennsylvania and put on a show in front of an Amish Community OCW has helped establish over the past month. We’ve gone around and taken members from several communities eager to be apart of something new and we’ve placed them on this giant plot of land we purchased and have been helping them build and erect everything they’d need to do their Amish thing. The process culminates on the 26th with OCW hosting an event in front of these people...doing what we do best, entertaining the masses.
~We’re not really sure if Amish people are the type of demo that ‘gets’ OCW but, whatever...since when has that ever stopped us from pushing an idea forward~
Marcus Welsh: The ‘prestige’ if you will of this event is the Prison Yard Match. And, since that match is big enough to be an event all its own, we’ve decided to pull back on stipulations for our other matches. We don’t want to overload these Amish people with a bunch of crazy stipulations...so the other four title matches will be standard pro wrestling. Good, old fashioned grapps.
~Even though we can’t hear it...we know the OCW diehards watching this are booing~
Marcus Welsh: And yes, you heard me say four. The scale and scope of the Prison Yard Match is so massive we had to trim back the card. So, the tag title match will not take place at Reformation. Instead, the tag champs will defend their titles on a mid-month Massacre in July.
~More booing. So much booing~
Marcus Welsh: We look forward to entertaining all you OCW fans as well as the good Amish people of Pennsylvania. It’ll truly be a night like no other...one that this anachronistic community will never, ever forget.
~Welsh kinda stares into the phone. He’s done speaking. How does he end this?~
Marcus Welsh: Uh, later.
~A very awkward adieu. He fumbles with the phone...a pitiful five seconds pass before he’s able to end the feed~
Marcus Welsh: Hello OCW. Marcus Welsh here with a quick update.
~Greg emerges in the background in his boxers, grabbing some coffee. Welsh shoos him away before returning with an anxious smile~
Marcus Welsh: Sorry about that. Life on the road can be...crowded. Anyway, right off the bat I want to inform everybody that I won’t be talking about the issues going on between the Dukes and the Straders. It’s above my pay grade at the moment and, well, not something I’d like to stick my nose into.
~We see the healing but still visible bruise on Welsh’s face for confirmation that getting involved into anything DUKE related without his permission has its consequences~
Marcus Welsh: I’m here to drop a quick update about Reformation. In less than two weeks OCW will invade Intercourse, Pennsylvania and put on a show in front of an Amish Community OCW has helped establish over the past month. We’ve gone around and taken members from several communities eager to be apart of something new and we’ve placed them on this giant plot of land we purchased and have been helping them build and erect everything they’d need to do their Amish thing. The process culminates on the 26th with OCW hosting an event in front of these people...doing what we do best, entertaining the masses.
~We’re not really sure if Amish people are the type of demo that ‘gets’ OCW but, whatever...since when has that ever stopped us from pushing an idea forward~
Marcus Welsh: The ‘prestige’ if you will of this event is the Prison Yard Match. And, since that match is big enough to be an event all its own, we’ve decided to pull back on stipulations for our other matches. We don’t want to overload these Amish people with a bunch of crazy stipulations...so the other four title matches will be standard pro wrestling. Good, old fashioned grapps.
~Even though we can’t hear it...we know the OCW diehards watching this are booing~
Marcus Welsh: And yes, you heard me say four. The scale and scope of the Prison Yard Match is so massive we had to trim back the card. So, the tag title match will not take place at Reformation. Instead, the tag champs will defend their titles on a mid-month Massacre in July.
~More booing. So much booing~
Marcus Welsh: We look forward to entertaining all you OCW fans as well as the good Amish people of Pennsylvania. It’ll truly be a night like no other...one that this anachronistic community will never, ever forget.
~Welsh kinda stares into the phone. He’s done speaking. How does he end this?~
Marcus Welsh: Uh, later.
~A very awkward adieu. He fumbles with the phone...a pitiful five seconds pass before he’s able to end the feed~
