Post by Lord Allton on May 14, 2022 15:54:30 GMT -5
With some much needed time off - a free few days until the next Equality - Roxxie Gobbler and Lord Allton have decided to go on a Safari. It’s something that Lord Allton has always wanted to do - and we’re in Africa, so why not? - Lord Allton is very content and he sighs happily.
Roxxie (whispering): I haven’t heard a noise like that from you since oh….last night?
Allton: Ssh…
Allton smiles.
Looking out of the truck they see rhinos wandering nearby and giraffes not long after. After about another half hour, the tour guide tells the group to look to their left as there is a lioness hidden in the bushes. Roxxie struggles to see, but Allton sees her.
Roxxie: Where, where is it?
Allton: See that small bush nearest to the watering hole?
Quick as a flash, a bison drinking at the water hole no longer is among the living thanks to the lioness doing her thing.
Roxxie: Oh. There she is. How did you see that?
Allton: Remember my time in England when I worked for a zoo?
Roxxie: Yeah…?
Allton: The zoo had these snow leopards who were exceedingly good at hiding away. It was practice.
Roxxie: Oh.
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Moments later there is what appears to be a GUNSHOT! The proud and majestic lioness now lays on the ground in a heap of blood and meat.
Allton: POACHERS! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Allton grows angrier by the second. The safari truck goes to drive away but Allton forces the driver to stop and let him out.
Allton: YOU HAVE FUCKING POACHERS IN THE AREA! I WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM!
Roxxie is beside herself.
Roxxie: Rob, we’ll just get the authorities. Come on.
Allton: By the time the authorities get here, darling those bastards will be gone and that beautiful creature will have died for naught.
Roxxie: I thought you would say that… OK.
Allton and Roxxie then get out of the safari truck and Allton gives chase after the poachers. Roxxie tells the driver to get back to Djibouti town and get the authorities. Roxxie then chases after Allton.
Roxxie: Rob wait, they have guns!
After a few minutes Roxxie Gobbler catches up to Allton who is in a fist fight with two poachers - their guns kicked away by Allton. Roxxie goes after one and doubles him over with a kick to the midsection and plants him down with a Roxy Roller. Allton meanwhile is wearing his brass knuckles and is delivering punch after punch to the other poacher.
Allton: HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH?! While Lord Allton breathes…poachers like you, don’t! You understand?!
A few more punches later and the poacher looks just like the lioness that was shot. Roxxie races over to him.
Roxxie: Rob! Stop! He’s gone….he’s gone….
At first Allton doesn’t hear her, continuing the assault. She puts her arm on his shoulder but he jerks away. She tries again a second time. This time he breaks down in her arms… The scene fades out with Roxxie comforting him.
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Roxxie: Whisper, what I’ve just been through earlier today, I’m not in the best of moods. And Lord Allton is currently beside himself. What I’m going to do to you is nothing personal, Whisper. Don’t lose sight of that. I like you, but I need a punchbag. Sorry. You happen to be that punchbag. Nothin’ personal though, babe.
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Word Count: 566
Roxxie (whispering): I haven’t heard a noise like that from you since oh….last night?
Allton: Ssh…
Allton smiles.
Looking out of the truck they see rhinos wandering nearby and giraffes not long after. After about another half hour, the tour guide tells the group to look to their left as there is a lioness hidden in the bushes. Roxxie struggles to see, but Allton sees her.
Roxxie: Where, where is it?
Allton: See that small bush nearest to the watering hole?
Quick as a flash, a bison drinking at the water hole no longer is among the living thanks to the lioness doing her thing.
Roxxie: Oh. There she is. How did you see that?
Allton: Remember my time in England when I worked for a zoo?
Roxxie: Yeah…?
Allton: The zoo had these snow leopards who were exceedingly good at hiding away. It was practice.
Roxxie: Oh.
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Moments later there is what appears to be a GUNSHOT! The proud and majestic lioness now lays on the ground in a heap of blood and meat.
Allton: POACHERS! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Allton grows angrier by the second. The safari truck goes to drive away but Allton forces the driver to stop and let him out.
Allton: YOU HAVE FUCKING POACHERS IN THE AREA! I WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM!
Roxxie is beside herself.
Roxxie: Rob, we’ll just get the authorities. Come on.
Allton: By the time the authorities get here, darling those bastards will be gone and that beautiful creature will have died for naught.
Roxxie: I thought you would say that… OK.
Allton and Roxxie then get out of the safari truck and Allton gives chase after the poachers. Roxxie tells the driver to get back to Djibouti town and get the authorities. Roxxie then chases after Allton.
Roxxie: Rob wait, they have guns!
After a few minutes Roxxie Gobbler catches up to Allton who is in a fist fight with two poachers - their guns kicked away by Allton. Roxxie goes after one and doubles him over with a kick to the midsection and plants him down with a Roxy Roller. Allton meanwhile is wearing his brass knuckles and is delivering punch after punch to the other poacher.
Allton: HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH?! While Lord Allton breathes…poachers like you, don’t! You understand?!
A few more punches later and the poacher looks just like the lioness that was shot. Roxxie races over to him.
Roxxie: Rob! Stop! He’s gone….he’s gone….
At first Allton doesn’t hear her, continuing the assault. She puts her arm on his shoulder but he jerks away. She tries again a second time. This time he breaks down in her arms… The scene fades out with Roxxie comforting him.
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Roxxie: Whisper, what I’ve just been through earlier today, I’m not in the best of moods. And Lord Allton is currently beside himself. What I’m going to do to you is nothing personal, Whisper. Don’t lose sight of that. I like you, but I need a punchbag. Sorry. You happen to be that punchbag. Nothin’ personal though, babe.
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Word Count: 566