Hoot Quiz #2: Solving the Controversy

[Alice Knight]

Alice Knight's
HOOT QUIZ

TOPIC #2- Solving the Controversy

There's been some mean things said on Social Media about the Controversy surrounding last weeks ending to OCW Massacre. Some on the right side of things (Alice Knight as the TRUE OCW Champ) and some on the 're-re-special-doo-doo' brain side of things. (Biff-phora as Champ). Now it is rumored that The Uber Man (my ex boyfriend with the heart and brain of a real HOOTER) is the guest GM for Massacre. But while I know Uber Man will make the right choice. Some of you are still on the fence. Here's a mini quiz to see if you are smart (team Alice) or a doo-doo brain. Start.

1. You are pinned 2 times in a 2 out of 3 falls against an obese so called champion who 'promised' to pin you 3 times during the Championship match. And then this 'champ' loses the third (and final) fall of the match. Do you?

(1): Are declared the victor?

(2): Win the match?

(3): Get the Championship belt?

(4): All of the Above?

2. When someone promises to do something and fails (like for example; Losing the Third (and final) fall in a 2 our of 3 Championship match) should the other person in the match be punished for his failures?

(1). No.

(2). Never.

(3). Nope.

(4). All of the Above.

3. So you got screwed out of your 2-time Championship reign. And no one believes in the controversy that you created due to facts. Should you?

(1). Make a big deal about it on Social Media.

(2). Make an Awesome Video Campaign to prove you are right.

(3). Have a party to celebrate your 'right-ness' on Massacre.

(4). All of the Above.

4. No one believes you are right on this quest for your second reign as OCW Champion. Other than your sexy boyfriend (CJ), friend(s) (Alexandra. Hand full of Straders. Etc) And the great Cass Report. Losers like Plethora, Cyph(3)r, Louis Pohl, and many others (all dem losers) believe there is no controversy and you are the real loser of the match. Do you?

(1). Ignore them.

(2). Continue your Quest for Justice

(3). Eat Wendy's Breakfast.

(4). All of the Above.

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?

(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.

(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.

(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.

(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!

(5). Drown Yourself.

6. So here you are... at the beginning of your new life as OCW Champion. It can be overwhelming knowing the future you're about to create. Knowing the purpose of that life. You understand who you are. And now maybe... you're ready to understand who I am...

(1). Alice Knight.

(2). The TRUE OCW Champion.

(3). The Queen of OCW.

(4). All. Of. The. Above.

#HOOT

[Marcus Welsh]

4
4
4
4
5
4

perfect score? HOOT?

[TheDistinguished]

The only answer is 4. Go Hoot Go. I believe in you Alice!

[zybala]

1. You are pinned 2 times in a 2 out of 3 falls against an obese so called champion who 'promised' to pin you 3 times during the Championship match. And then this 'champ' loses the third (and final) fall of the match. Do you?


(1): Are declared the victor?
(2): Win the match?
(3): Get the Championship belt?
(4): All of the Above?


2. When someone promises to do something and fails (like for example; Losing the Third (and final) fall in a 2 our of 3 Championship match) should the other person in the match be punished for his failures?


(1). No.
(2). Never.
(3). Nope.
(4). All of the Above.


3. So you got screwed out of your 2-time Championship reign. And no one believes in the controversy that you created due to facts. Should you?


(1). Make a big deal about it on Social Media.
(2). Make an Awesome Video Campaign to prove you are right.
(3). Have a party to celebrate your 'right-ness' on Massacre.
(4). All of the Above.


4. No one believes you are right on this quest for your second reign as OCW Champion. Other than your sexy boyfriend (CJ), friend(s) (Alexandra. Hand full of Straders. Etc) And the great Cass Report. Losers like Plethora, Cyph(3)r, Louis Pohl, and many others (all dem losers) believe there is no controversy and you are the real loser of the match. Do you?


(1). Ignore them.
(2). Continue your Quest for Justice
(3). Eat Wendy's Breakfast.(do this twice)
(4). All of the Above.


5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!
(5). Drown Yourself.


6. So here you are... at the beginning of your new life as OCW Champion. It can be overwhelming knowing the future you're about to create. Knowing the purpose of that life. You understand who you are. And now maybe... you're ready to understand who I am...


(1). Alice Knight.
(2). The TRUE OCW Champion.
(3). The Queen of OCW.
(4). All. Of. The. Above.
(5). Maybe stop kick Mike Zybala in the baby maker every time you see him recently. He IS trying to start a family with his wife and getting hit in the bean bag lowers fertility chances.

[Sadie Ko]

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!
(5). Drown Yourself.

5 never breathe the brain shuts off it floods

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!
(5). Drown Yourself.

2 two Two 2

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!
(5). DROWN YOURSELF

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5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds. i can't breathe
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord. buried face down.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade. i can't breathe.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. NEVER ACCEPT DEATH. Always fight for your right to be Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. NEVER ACCEPT DEATH. Always fight for your right to be
(5). Drown Yourself. water in your lungs you can't breathe then you stop.

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This continues for several hundred comments. Eventually a moderator deletes what is obvious trolling by a user using bots or some sort of program.

[Alice Knight]

May 9, 2022 14:36:25 GMT -5 Sadie Ko said:

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!
(5). Drown Yourself.

5 never breathe the brain shuts off it floods

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!
(5). Drown Yourself.

2 two Two 2

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds.
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. HOOT!
(5). DROWN YOURSELF

0

5. The world may be against you and you are thinking of committing suicide if you are not handed the OCW Championship on Monday's Massacre. How do you end it?


(1). Over Does on Pain Meds. i can't breathe
(2). Hang yourself in the Boiler Room with extension cord. buried face down.
(3). Slit wrists with Rusty Blade. i can't breathe.
(4). Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be the Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. Never accept death. Always fight for your right to be Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. NEVER ACCEPT DEATH. Always fight for your right to be Champion. You are the REAL champion, a suicide won't help in anyway. You rock. You're awesome. Never give up. NEVER ACCEPT DEATH. Always fight for your right to be
(5). Drown Yourself. water in your lungs you can't breathe then you stop.

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This continues for several hundred comments. Eventually a moderator deletes what is obvious trolling by a user using bots or some sort of program.

[Easton Alexander]

Oh gosh... i didn't study

[Alice Knight]

May 9, 2022 15:07:05 GMT -5 Easton Alexander said:

Oh gosh... i didn't study

Gonna get my red pen out and mark a bunch of 'Fs' for you slackers. Starting with YOU Easton!

Besides, Sadie's answers. I put hers in a trash can and burned it... when i returned, it was on my desk again - intact. *cries*

[Crash Rodriguez]

si

[zybala]

May 9, 2022 15:17:36 GMT -5 Alice Knight said:

May 9, 2022 15:07:05 GMT -5 Easton Alexander said:

Oh gosh... i didn't study

Gonna get my red pen out and mark a bunch of 'Fs' for you slackers. Starting with YOU Easton!

Besides, Sadie's answers. I put hers in a trash can and burned it... when i returned, it was on my desk again - intact. *cries*

Someone get me salt, a piece of the true cross and a Virgin, STAT!