Post by TheDistinguished on Apr 30, 2022 11:05:40 GMT -5
The CD is a continuation of Alice Knight’s and was written by the handler with me. Thank you and enjoy this masterpiece.
~ CJ is looking out the window on the plane as Alice has returned to her seat. CJ moves her seat buckle over so she can sit down. ~
CJ O’Donnell: Everything alright?
Alice Knight: Sorry. Just went through some brainstorming… and a crazy long pee. I wouldn’t say I have a weak bladder. But… long story short. I have a weak bladder. I pee a lot….
CJ O’Donnell: Did you drink a lot of water before we got off that island or something? Don’t forget to buckle up just in case we hit some turbulence.
~The plane at that very moment shakes from turbulence. Alice looks concerned towards CJ as he just shrugs his shoulders.~
Alice Knight: Oh boy. What did you do? And by YOU I mean, the ‘terrorists’? Are we going to fly into some skyscrapers? If so, I may make some final phone calls. Do Owl’s answer phone calls?
CJ O’Donnell: What would they hold their phones with? Anyway I am pretty sure we don't have any crazy people on the planes. Just a lot of tired, cranky, hungry and smelly wrestlers on this plane. I want to know why we haven’t gotten any snacks or drinks on this plane ride? And where are the stewardesses?
~Alice looks around dangling her empty plastic cup. CJ looks around for his cup but he doesn’t have one.~
CJ O’Donnell: How did you even get a cup? What do you have a purse that has no end and you hide things in it or something. Were you an extra in the Harry Potter movies or something…
Alice Knight: Babe, you never question what’s in a ladies purse. We have make up, hygiene products and of course plastic cups for extra drinking. And yes, at the right time, a Hogswarts or two. . aka CON-DO-EMS! Huh? What? Anyway, seriously. What have you been doing when I go to the bathroom anyway? I assumed boys just twirl their thumbs impatiently? Are we safe? Should I call Owlie?
CJ O’Donnell: I was just looking out the window and making sure we didn’t crash again. All I could see was the ocean. No sight of any land anywhere. Are you a good swimmer? How long can you hold your breath for? We seem to be very safe as I see a lot of guys in military uniforms and they have some big guns with them.
~ CJ looks around and sees about four men dressed in military attire each equipped with some type of weapon. ~
CJ O’Donnell: No need to call Owlie, we will be landing shortly I am sure of it.
~Alice points at one of the soldiers faces.~
Alice Knight: Oh man, doesn’t he look like Robert De Niro? Oh… maybe it’s just because of the mole. Or was that Al Pacino? I get those older dudes mixed up sometimes. As for swimming? I used to be the best swimmer in high school. They said if I didn’t almost drown, every time I swam, I could have been a champ. We got this.
CJ O’Donnell: We always got this. It looks like a mixture of them both I think but my question is who is the better actor?
Alice Knight: Between Billy Zane and who? Name it?.
CJ O’Donnell: No silly, I mean Chris Rock or Will Smith? I heard Rock knows how to deliver a punchline and Will has one helluva backhand..
Alice Knight: Hmmm… Good point. I have to go with Will Smith. Because I love gay black guys as actors. As for this ‘Chris Rock’ goes… honestly… he sounds made up. Seriously though. Will Smith. 101%!
CJ O’Donnell: Damn if I didn’t know any better it seems like my Queen has a little crush on an actor.
Alice Knight: Will Smith is cute. And Robert Pacino has a great sexy mole. But I like men. MANLY MEN! Not these actors using names like ‘Chris’ and ‘The Rock’. Men-men. Manly kings… king-ie-men. Men with tatt’s. Men who aren’t afraid of the ladies. Men like…
CJ O’Donnell: If my name isn’t the first thing that comes out of your mouth then you are gonna be in big trouble ma’am.
~Alice goes to kiss CJ but more turbulence happens. The plane shakes but they still make lip contact. Alice looks up at him a bit offended.~
Alice Knight: Who else would I be talking about? Matt Mayo? He is made of eggs and milky-eggs. Or TIO? Ian? You just buried him alive on that god forbidden Island.
CJ O’Donnell: Maybe it is Chad Vargas or Iggy Hardy or even Outcast? Any of them could spark your interest.
~ CJ smirks … ~
CJ O’Donnell: Or maybe it is Veronica Strader or Alexandra Calaway …
Alice Knight: While I do love racist, sexist old-old-old men.
~Alice rolls her eyes.~
Alice Knight: … and while Vee and Alexandra are… cool? There’s only one person…one MAN… one KING allowed in my mouth. And that is… wanna take a guess?
CJ O’Donnell: OCW seems to have a lot of people calling themselves KINGS now and you should know better than anyone I don’t take guesses … I know who that man is because he is one DISTINGUISHED MOTHA FOOKER! He takes no one's shit. He barks just as much as he bites. He is a man who is extremely loyal to his Queen … I AM THAT MAN!!!
Alice Knight: What kings? King of Canada? FOOK Bob! King of sexist racists? Screw the Vargas? King of prematurely balding prisoners? Mack can go to hell? King of OCW? King of the wrestling world? The True KING of the Aptitude!?! The only King to the OWL Queen… it’s Not those chumps. There can be only one King. Screw the haters. Let the plane crash knowing YOU are the KING of OCW! YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!
~Alice begins screaming pointing at CJ’s tattooed chest and pulling on his torn trouser elastics keeping his pants up,~
Alice Knight: HE IS THE KING! HIM! HIM HIM! HE MINE, HIM!
CJ O’Donnell: And you are my Queen. Now let’s not give anyone a show. Let’s wait until we have some privacy Alice and then no rules apply.
~Alice nods looking admirably at her king. And then makes a snooty envious look at some of the innocent female passengers that happen to be heading to Djibouti while she tightens up his elastic on his pants.~
CJ O’Donnell: Let’s try to get some rest before we land in Djibouti.
~ Alice puts her head on CJ’s shoulder as he places an arm around her. We fade to black as both CJ and Alice close their eyes.~
You know I wonder what it will take me to do in order for me to get the respect I deserve. People still underestimate me and my ability in the ring. They look at me and think just because of my small stature that I am a weak link. They say oh he barks a lot. He can not back up everything he says. Look at the size of him.
You are damn right I am extremely vocal. I talk a lot of shit I’ll be the first one to admit that. You don’t like what I have to say then do something about it. I am not a hard person to find. You think you can shut me up, go ahead and try. I’ll give you the fight of your life. I’ll even go on record and say I have the biggest heart inside that ring once the bell rings. You will NEVER hear me quit. I GIVE 110% inside that ring. Haven’t any of you heard it’s not the size of the dog in a fight it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
No one and I mean no one gave me a shot at being The Incredible One at Technical Difficulties and I buried him alive. Not even the bookies in Las Vegas took a shot on me and that speaks volumes to me. It means I have to work harder. It means I still have a lot left to do in my career.
When people talk about OCW now the first few names they mention are Outcast, BRIM, The Straders, Plethora. Even The Big Bifford didn’t want to be a forgotten one so he became this mysterious figure of Plethora. We know who is under the hood, it is not a secret. Anyway the new breed that has come into OCW has given it a new direction. They have stepped up to the plate and I think it's great. However …
It is time to step up to the challenge and show that I can compete with the new talent. So consider this a warning I am coming for whoever is not by my side. This week Alice has a big match against Plethora and no one thinks she has a chance. No one thinks will become a 2 time OCW Champion. Sound familiar? Alice has a lot more fight than she even realizes. She will rise to the top and show why she is a foundation of OCW. Now while I have an easier task in facing Dane Princeton I will not show any mercy to him.
Dane let’s break down this match shall we. Two loud mouths, one who is making money and the other one who is doing absolutely nothing in his life. You are a fraud just like The Incredible One and I will show the world how to deal with a loud mouth. I will shut you up. I will shove my foot so far down your throat you will become a mute after our match. You will be picking out my toe jam from your mouth for weeks to come because I am gonna stomp the piss out of you.
I find it very odd for someone who is such a good friend of The Lobster Mobster that your taste in seafood would be better but it is like your wrestling career. It's terrible. You call yourself a hustler but you are just a dreamer. You have big goals but will never accomplish them because you don’t have the heart, determination or passion. You give up when it gets hard.
A true hustler like myself knows … the hustle brings the dollar. The experience brings knowledge. Persistence brings success. You have to run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hostler jogs during the day, and sleep walks at night. See you at Massacre Dane and let’s see if you can keep up with a Distinguished Hustle Playa …
~ CJ is looking out the window on the plane as Alice has returned to her seat. CJ moves her seat buckle over so she can sit down. ~
CJ O’Donnell: Everything alright?
Alice Knight: Sorry. Just went through some brainstorming… and a crazy long pee. I wouldn’t say I have a weak bladder. But… long story short. I have a weak bladder. I pee a lot….
CJ O’Donnell: Did you drink a lot of water before we got off that island or something? Don’t forget to buckle up just in case we hit some turbulence.
~The plane at that very moment shakes from turbulence. Alice looks concerned towards CJ as he just shrugs his shoulders.~
Alice Knight: Oh boy. What did you do? And by YOU I mean, the ‘terrorists’? Are we going to fly into some skyscrapers? If so, I may make some final phone calls. Do Owl’s answer phone calls?
CJ O’Donnell: What would they hold their phones with? Anyway I am pretty sure we don't have any crazy people on the planes. Just a lot of tired, cranky, hungry and smelly wrestlers on this plane. I want to know why we haven’t gotten any snacks or drinks on this plane ride? And where are the stewardesses?
~Alice looks around dangling her empty plastic cup. CJ looks around for his cup but he doesn’t have one.~
CJ O’Donnell: How did you even get a cup? What do you have a purse that has no end and you hide things in it or something. Were you an extra in the Harry Potter movies or something…
Alice Knight: Babe, you never question what’s in a ladies purse. We have make up, hygiene products and of course plastic cups for extra drinking. And yes, at the right time, a Hogswarts or two. . aka CON-DO-EMS! Huh? What? Anyway, seriously. What have you been doing when I go to the bathroom anyway? I assumed boys just twirl their thumbs impatiently? Are we safe? Should I call Owlie?
CJ O’Donnell: I was just looking out the window and making sure we didn’t crash again. All I could see was the ocean. No sight of any land anywhere. Are you a good swimmer? How long can you hold your breath for? We seem to be very safe as I see a lot of guys in military uniforms and they have some big guns with them.
~ CJ looks around and sees about four men dressed in military attire each equipped with some type of weapon. ~
CJ O’Donnell: No need to call Owlie, we will be landing shortly I am sure of it.
~Alice points at one of the soldiers faces.~
Alice Knight: Oh man, doesn’t he look like Robert De Niro? Oh… maybe it’s just because of the mole. Or was that Al Pacino? I get those older dudes mixed up sometimes. As for swimming? I used to be the best swimmer in high school. They said if I didn’t almost drown, every time I swam, I could have been a champ. We got this.
CJ O’Donnell: We always got this. It looks like a mixture of them both I think but my question is who is the better actor?
Alice Knight: Between Billy Zane and who? Name it?.
CJ O’Donnell: No silly, I mean Chris Rock or Will Smith? I heard Rock knows how to deliver a punchline and Will has one helluva backhand..
Alice Knight: Hmmm… Good point. I have to go with Will Smith. Because I love gay black guys as actors. As for this ‘Chris Rock’ goes… honestly… he sounds made up. Seriously though. Will Smith. 101%!
CJ O’Donnell: Damn if I didn’t know any better it seems like my Queen has a little crush on an actor.
Alice Knight: Will Smith is cute. And Robert Pacino has a great sexy mole. But I like men. MANLY MEN! Not these actors using names like ‘Chris’ and ‘The Rock’. Men-men. Manly kings… king-ie-men. Men with tatt’s. Men who aren’t afraid of the ladies. Men like…
CJ O’Donnell: If my name isn’t the first thing that comes out of your mouth then you are gonna be in big trouble ma’am.
~Alice goes to kiss CJ but more turbulence happens. The plane shakes but they still make lip contact. Alice looks up at him a bit offended.~
Alice Knight: Who else would I be talking about? Matt Mayo? He is made of eggs and milky-eggs. Or TIO? Ian? You just buried him alive on that god forbidden Island.
CJ O’Donnell: Maybe it is Chad Vargas or Iggy Hardy or even Outcast? Any of them could spark your interest.
~ CJ smirks … ~
CJ O’Donnell: Or maybe it is Veronica Strader or Alexandra Calaway …
Alice Knight: While I do love racist, sexist old-old-old men.
~Alice rolls her eyes.~
Alice Knight: … and while Vee and Alexandra are… cool? There’s only one person…one MAN… one KING allowed in my mouth. And that is… wanna take a guess?
CJ O’Donnell: OCW seems to have a lot of people calling themselves KINGS now and you should know better than anyone I don’t take guesses … I know who that man is because he is one DISTINGUISHED MOTHA FOOKER! He takes no one's shit. He barks just as much as he bites. He is a man who is extremely loyal to his Queen … I AM THAT MAN!!!
Alice Knight: What kings? King of Canada? FOOK Bob! King of sexist racists? Screw the Vargas? King of prematurely balding prisoners? Mack can go to hell? King of OCW? King of the wrestling world? The True KING of the Aptitude!?! The only King to the OWL Queen… it’s Not those chumps. There can be only one King. Screw the haters. Let the plane crash knowing YOU are the KING of OCW! YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!
~Alice begins screaming pointing at CJ’s tattooed chest and pulling on his torn trouser elastics keeping his pants up,~
Alice Knight: HE IS THE KING! HIM! HIM HIM! HE MINE, HIM!
CJ O’Donnell: And you are my Queen. Now let’s not give anyone a show. Let’s wait until we have some privacy Alice and then no rules apply.
~Alice nods looking admirably at her king. And then makes a snooty envious look at some of the innocent female passengers that happen to be heading to Djibouti while she tightens up his elastic on his pants.~
CJ O’Donnell: Let’s try to get some rest before we land in Djibouti.
~ Alice puts her head on CJ’s shoulder as he places an arm around her. We fade to black as both CJ and Alice close their eyes.~
You know I wonder what it will take me to do in order for me to get the respect I deserve. People still underestimate me and my ability in the ring. They look at me and think just because of my small stature that I am a weak link. They say oh he barks a lot. He can not back up everything he says. Look at the size of him.
You are damn right I am extremely vocal. I talk a lot of shit I’ll be the first one to admit that. You don’t like what I have to say then do something about it. I am not a hard person to find. You think you can shut me up, go ahead and try. I’ll give you the fight of your life. I’ll even go on record and say I have the biggest heart inside that ring once the bell rings. You will NEVER hear me quit. I GIVE 110% inside that ring. Haven’t any of you heard it’s not the size of the dog in a fight it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
No one and I mean no one gave me a shot at being The Incredible One at Technical Difficulties and I buried him alive. Not even the bookies in Las Vegas took a shot on me and that speaks volumes to me. It means I have to work harder. It means I still have a lot left to do in my career.
When people talk about OCW now the first few names they mention are Outcast, BRIM, The Straders, Plethora. Even The Big Bifford didn’t want to be a forgotten one so he became this mysterious figure of Plethora. We know who is under the hood, it is not a secret. Anyway the new breed that has come into OCW has given it a new direction. They have stepped up to the plate and I think it's great. However …
It is time to step up to the challenge and show that I can compete with the new talent. So consider this a warning I am coming for whoever is not by my side. This week Alice has a big match against Plethora and no one thinks she has a chance. No one thinks will become a 2 time OCW Champion. Sound familiar? Alice has a lot more fight than she even realizes. She will rise to the top and show why she is a foundation of OCW. Now while I have an easier task in facing Dane Princeton I will not show any mercy to him.
Dane let’s break down this match shall we. Two loud mouths, one who is making money and the other one who is doing absolutely nothing in his life. You are a fraud just like The Incredible One and I will show the world how to deal with a loud mouth. I will shut you up. I will shove my foot so far down your throat you will become a mute after our match. You will be picking out my toe jam from your mouth for weeks to come because I am gonna stomp the piss out of you.
I find it very odd for someone who is such a good friend of The Lobster Mobster that your taste in seafood would be better but it is like your wrestling career. It's terrible. You call yourself a hustler but you are just a dreamer. You have big goals but will never accomplish them because you don’t have the heart, determination or passion. You give up when it gets hard.
A true hustler like myself knows … the hustle brings the dollar. The experience brings knowledge. Persistence brings success. You have to run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hostler jogs during the day, and sleep walks at night. See you at Massacre Dane and let’s see if you can keep up with a Distinguished Hustle Playa …
