Tuesday Night Equality ....Episode 7!
Apr 12, 2022 17:22:03 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Allton on Apr 12, 2022 17:22:03 GMT -5
Dylan Thomas opens the show, still talking to and chasing Harry from Harry and the Hendersons (see Island Time).
Dylan: I swear, Harry, I’m not here to hurt you. My name is Dylan.
Harry: D-Lan.
Harry nods slowly at the pronunciation of Dylan’s name.
Dylan: That’s right, my friend. I wanna be your friend. Can we be friends?
Harry: Friend….?
Dylan: Yeah, buddy. Friend.
Dylan smiles and Harry goes to nod his head and then notices what Dylan is carrying in his hands
Harry: But…why…you…carry...gun?
Dylan looks down and sees that he’s carrying a Nerf gun from the plane crash. He swiftly hides it behind his back, but it’s too late and Harry takes off, deeper into the forest. Dylan gives chase again.
Dylan: Shit. Harry!!! Wait!!! It's only a toy!!!!!!
We then cut to Zybala still carrying his NERF gun, looking for Dylan.
Zybala: Hey! Dylan! Where are you? Are we doing this shit or what?
The Equality titles run and we open straight away onto a beaming Lissandra Thomas. She’s sitting at her usual ‘table' on this island.
Lissandra: Good evening OCW Faithful and welcome to yet another Episode of Tuesday Night Equality! We’re on episode seven since Equality swapped to being on Tuesday Nights. Starting things off tonight we have Whisper Mendoza vs Marcy The Head Mistress, before Roxxie G looks to continue her winning ways against Stan. Wait…..who…?
Lissandra checks her notes.
Lissandra: OK… it turns out that Stan is a ladies man that hasn’t been seen in OCW for years so… a match against Roxxie G, that will be interesting. And to round us off, CJ O’Donnell will be getting that handicap match that he requested for Massacre but Mr. Welsh did not deliver, as he goes two on one against Tuff N’ Nuff. Is Lord Allton trying to prove that he is a better GM than Mr. Welsh? I’m not sure……. But he is a fantastic GM - and I’m not just saying that because Lord Allton is also a personal friend of mine also. I swear.
Lissandra winks into the camera.
Lissandra: So, Belv…….it’s over to you, my man.
Belvedere nods and everyone gives him a respectful round of applause. Ever the professional though, he doesn’t acknowledge them.
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your first match of the evening. On her way to the ring, SHE! Is the reigning and defending OOC Champion! This is Whisper Mendoza!!!
Whisper sprints down to the ring to thunderous cheers.
Lissandra: The cheers for Whisper get louder week by week! It’s amazing.
Belvedere: And her opponent….from St. Paul Minnesota….The! Head! Mistress!
Marcy saunters down to the ring, looking and acting as flirty as ever. She climbs into the ring looking at Whisper Mendoza with a smirk. Whisper looks back in kind. She then says something but nobody can hear her as Scruff rings the bell and Belvedere climbs out.
Marcy and Whisper then walk towards one another, to the centre of the ring but suddenly When You’re Evil is heard from someone’s phone. The crowd of OCW personnel separate as Lord Allton makes his way through accompanied by Matsuda and Marta Grimes.
Allton: Ladies! Ladies! I’m sorry to interrupt! I just have a quick announcement and then I will let everyone get back to watching you two go at it. The two of you are phenomenal talents and I appreciate the work that both of you put into Equality. But I felt that this match could use a little more pizazz. Given that we are heading ever towards Technical Difficulties! So I have decided that our opening contest will be for the OOC title!
OCW personnel everywhere cheer around the ring, The Head Mistress nods and even Whisper seemingly obliges. Allton then sinks himself back into the crowd as The Head Mistress and Whisper Mendoza shake hands and circle one another. The girls lock up and Whisper takes early control with an arm wrench but Marcy reverses into a hammerlock. Marcy then quickly, from the hammerlock, takes Whisper back in something that looks like a cross between a fall away slam and an exploder suplex. Nasty.
Lissandra: Ooooh! Now that was nasty! But a great move there from Marcy.
Whisper rolls out of the ring as Marcy looks at her with a shrug. Whisper then climbs back into the ring whispering something under her breath but once again we don’t hear what she says. Whisper does however roll her shoulder out a bit so that move clearly hurts her somewhat. Marcy then beckons Whisper on who charges at Marcy looking for perhaps a shotgun dropkick, however Marcy is too quick and dodges out of the way, causing Whisper to crash into a corner of the ring.
Marcy walks over to Whisper to check if she’s OK. Whisper nods and then Marcy says ‘good’ before pulling her out of the corner and setting her up for a pinfall. Unfortunately however Whisper is still too fresh and Whisper kicks out at 2! The two ladies stand and lock up once more with Marcy getting Whisper in position for a powerbomb. Suddenly though Whisper stands sending Marcy over her head! The crowd cheers!
Lissandra: Whisper looking like she’s getting back into this!
Marcy falls backwards, arching her back in an awkward position. Seeing an opportunity Whisper lifts up Marcy’s legs and looks as if she’s going to hit a leg drop right to the V-jay-jay. To which Marcy screams something in terror about not being hit in her ‘most valuable asset’. Whisper shrugs and whispers something that we don’t hear so hits an elbow drop instead
Lissandra: Well at least it wasn’t a leg drop to the foo foo.
: Foo foo?
*Thwip*
Lissandra: Hey, what the hell?
Lissandra turns around briefly to find Mike Zybala firing his NERF gun at her head.
Zybala: What the hell is a foo foo?
Lissandra: I got the terminology from Allton. It’s a nickname for the vagina over in England apparently. And what the hell are you doing? I’m trying to call a show here!
Zybala: Looking for your husband. We were supposed to have a NERF fight. Where is Dylan?
Lissandra: He found something in the forest during last night’s Massacre, and hasn’t returned yet.
Zybala nods.
Zybala: Have no fear, Lissie, you carry on with the show and I’ll find DT.
Lissandra: Uh, sure…
By this point the two women are back to a standing position and Whisper attempts a suplex but thanks to the awkward throw from Marcy earlier, Whisper can’t quite get Marcy up. She tries for the lift a few times, but each time Marcy blocks Whisper’s attempts. In the end it’s Marcy that lifts Whisper up and brings her down for a mat shattering brainbuster!
Marcy takes a few moments for a breather but it looks as though Whisper is out. The crowd boos - they love their Whisper Mendoza. They love Marcy the Head Mistress usually, but Whisper is the Equality OG! Marcy embraces these new boos and plays up to them winking at the crowd. She then drops Whisper with her RKO like cutter known as the Real Hummer and Scruff slides in!
Scruff: 1…….2……3!!!!
Lissandra: What a phenomenal match that was. Marcy the Head Mistress is the new OOC Champion!!!!!!! I can’t believe it! What a moment.
Scruff hands Marcy her new Championship as she celebrates! The crowd are split. Yayboos all around, here people. Suddenly a NERF dart appears in Marcy’s hair out of nowhere and we see Zybala with a smirk. Marcy looks at Zybala confused, wondering what exactly hit her on the head. She feels around on her head and the dart drops to the floor. Marcy then looks at Zybala as we head back to Lissandra!
Lissandra: He’s dangerous with that thing. Coming up next though is Roxxie G vs Stan! But we’ll be back, right after this commercial break.
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Before we head to Roxxie vs Stan, we join Lord Allton and Roxxie backstage (or somewhere elsewhere on the beach).
Roxxie: Rob, who the hell is Stan?
Allton: I have absolutely no clue. All I know is, he’s some kind of ladies man that will not hesitate to come to a woman’s aid if he thinks there’s something in it for him.
Roxxie smirks.
Roxxie: Is that so…? Well there is something in it for him tonight!
Allton looks confused.
Allton: And what would that be…?
Roxxie: A Roxy Roller, of course!
Roxxie then gives Allton a peck on the cheek before walking away leaving Allton smiling like the Cheshire Cat.
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As we come back someone blasts ‘I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt’ by Right Said Fred and out to the ring struts the top hat wearing goofball that is Stan! Seemingly no-one remembers Stan as he walks to the ring with no fanfare from anybody. Pretty soon after Belvedere does the introduction for Roxxie Gobbler as she walks to the ring with purpose and who gets a much warmer reception from OCW personnel!
As Roxxie climbs into the ring, Stan takes one look at Roxxie Gobbler and is in awe of her beauty. He then walks over to her and bows like a knight before reaching for Roxxie’s hand. Roxxie allows him to take it while she smirks at the crowd.
Lissandra: So this is Stan…..?
Allton: It would appear so.
Lissandra: Oh, hello, Lord Allton, I didn’t realise that you would be joining me for this match.
Allton: Haha….hello dear. Yes well…. I thought that I would get an up-close-and-personal view of Roxxie Gobbler kicking the arse of this charlatan ladies man.
Lissandra: Do I detect a hint of jealousy there? Given who Stan is wrestling tonight?
Allton: Please. Look at me compared to him. I’m the Outsiders World Champion, I’m an Outsiders Legend. I’m the general manager and boss of this show. And, being out here in……wherever we are…..
Lissandra: Notstralia.
Allton: Right. I’m representing the British Empire. So…I mean is there even any comparison?
Lissandra: I guess not.
Stan then kisses Roxxie’s hand which she nods at, seemingly impressed. Stan then bows again and says how pretty he thinks Roxxie is. Roxxie says ‘thanks, but I’m bored now. Enough talk’ as she doubles Stan over and immediately hits a Roxy Roller!
Roxxie then slides in for the pin.
Scruff: 1…….2……
Roxxie lifts Stan’s shoulder! She looks over at Allton and he and Roxxie both smile at one another before Roxxie locks on the BarrySlayer, dragging Stan to the floor! He lasts mere seconds before Scruff has to count him out.
Allton: Was there ever any doubt?
Allton heads to the ring to celebrate with Roxxie while we head back to Lissandra.
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Lissandra: It’s main event time again folks as we have CJ O’Donnell taking on the alleged brothers of Scruff in the form of Tuff N’ Nuff! As such we have Puff on hand once again for refereeing duties. We have Tuff N’ Nuff already in the ring as CJ powers his way to the ring to Kings Never Die by Eminem. And here he is, the man himself!
CJ climbs into the ring and demands a mic from Belvedere.
Lissandra: Oh, it looks as though the Distinguished has something to say.
looking across at his opponents Tuff & Nuff. They begin to stretch in the corner and The Distinguished looks at them.
CJ ODonnell: This is some type of joke right. This is the best Equality has to offer. You guys did see what I did to Gilbert a few week ago. I embarrassed him. Where is he? None of your business. He will make his return soon enough and when you see him he will be unrecognizable. As for you two …
CJ points to Tuff & Nuff.
CJ ODonnell: Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum it’s gonna be quick work for the both of you. Don’t worry I won’t embarrass you as bad as I did Gilbert. Just stay down when I tell you. Don’t fight back. Embrace the ass whooping I am about to give to you both. Be men and be proud to be in the same ring as me. Consider this your fifteen minutes of fame. Court is in session and justice will be served. So ring the fooking bell ..
CJ throws the microphone down as Puff motions for the bell to ring. (Allton shouts DING DING!) and CJ runs at Nuff who is starting this one out despite having a bandage over his head thanks to Marcy’s Real Hummer onto a rock at the end of the last show. He takes down Nuff with a clothesline straight to Nuff’s bandage. Nuff mouths the words ‘Fuck this!’ before tagging in Tuff. CJ rolls his eyes and motions for Tuff to bring it.
CJ: I hope you’re at least better than your brother over there you fookin’ assholes.
Angered at CJ’s words, Tuff runs straight at CJ and leaps into the air! Only to come crashing down when CJ smashes a fist into his ribs! Tuff falls to the mat in agony and CJ shakes his head in disbelief. He can’t believe it.
CJ: I don’t fookin’ believe it. Gilbert was actually tougher last week.
CJ then motions for Tuff to stand and he does so, but he is immediately taken out with an Irish Knowledge to the skull! Tuff is out…. CJ turns his attention to Nuff.
CJ: Your brother is down. Ya fookin’ eejit! I can pin him any time that I want.
Nuff looks apprehensive as CJ drags an unconscious Tuff over to their corner. CJ holds out Tuff’s hand for Nuff to tag himself in, but Nuff refuses. CJ is angry at this and makes the tag between Tuff N’ Nuff when he grabs the arm of Nuff and the arm of Tuff. Still, Nuff refuses to climb in. Puff says that he has to.
CJ shrugs his shoulders sending an unconscious Tuff out of the ring and brings in a terrified Nuff who screams as he is brought over the ropes.
CJ: Ah shut the fook up, you pussy.
Nuff stays on his knees begging CJ to let him go, but before Nuff can even finish his sentence, he is cracked in the skull with an Irish Knowledge!
Puff slides in! 1………2…….3!
Lissandra: Well that was inevitable. CJ may not like the fact that Tuff N’ Nuff didn’t put up much of a fight but he wanted a handicap match and now he got the match. Fans, we’ll see you next week!
WE FADE
Dylan: I swear, Harry, I’m not here to hurt you. My name is Dylan.
Harry: D-Lan.
Harry nods slowly at the pronunciation of Dylan’s name.
Dylan: That’s right, my friend. I wanna be your friend. Can we be friends?
Harry: Friend….?
Dylan: Yeah, buddy. Friend.
Dylan smiles and Harry goes to nod his head and then notices what Dylan is carrying in his hands
Harry: But…why…you…carry...gun?
Dylan looks down and sees that he’s carrying a Nerf gun from the plane crash. He swiftly hides it behind his back, but it’s too late and Harry takes off, deeper into the forest. Dylan gives chase again.
Dylan: Shit. Harry!!! Wait!!! It's only a toy!!!!!!
We then cut to Zybala still carrying his NERF gun, looking for Dylan.
Zybala: Hey! Dylan! Where are you? Are we doing this shit or what?
The Equality titles run and we open straight away onto a beaming Lissandra Thomas. She’s sitting at her usual ‘table' on this island.
Lissandra: Good evening OCW Faithful and welcome to yet another Episode of Tuesday Night Equality! We’re on episode seven since Equality swapped to being on Tuesday Nights. Starting things off tonight we have Whisper Mendoza vs Marcy The Head Mistress, before Roxxie G looks to continue her winning ways against Stan. Wait…..who…?
Lissandra checks her notes.
Lissandra: OK… it turns out that Stan is a ladies man that hasn’t been seen in OCW for years so… a match against Roxxie G, that will be interesting. And to round us off, CJ O’Donnell will be getting that handicap match that he requested for Massacre but Mr. Welsh did not deliver, as he goes two on one against Tuff N’ Nuff. Is Lord Allton trying to prove that he is a better GM than Mr. Welsh? I’m not sure……. But he is a fantastic GM - and I’m not just saying that because Lord Allton is also a personal friend of mine also. I swear.
Lissandra winks into the camera.
Lissandra: So, Belv…….it’s over to you, my man.
Belvedere nods and everyone gives him a respectful round of applause. Ever the professional though, he doesn’t acknowledge them.
Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your first match of the evening. On her way to the ring, SHE! Is the reigning and defending OOC Champion! This is Whisper Mendoza!!!
Whisper sprints down to the ring to thunderous cheers.
Lissandra: The cheers for Whisper get louder week by week! It’s amazing.
Belvedere: And her opponent….from St. Paul Minnesota….The! Head! Mistress!
Marcy saunters down to the ring, looking and acting as flirty as ever. She climbs into the ring looking at Whisper Mendoza with a smirk. Whisper looks back in kind. She then says something but nobody can hear her as Scruff rings the bell and Belvedere climbs out.
Marcy and Whisper then walk towards one another, to the centre of the ring but suddenly When You’re Evil is heard from someone’s phone. The crowd of OCW personnel separate as Lord Allton makes his way through accompanied by Matsuda and Marta Grimes.
Allton: Ladies! Ladies! I’m sorry to interrupt! I just have a quick announcement and then I will let everyone get back to watching you two go at it. The two of you are phenomenal talents and I appreciate the work that both of you put into Equality. But I felt that this match could use a little more pizazz. Given that we are heading ever towards Technical Difficulties! So I have decided that our opening contest will be for the OOC title!
OCW personnel everywhere cheer around the ring, The Head Mistress nods and even Whisper seemingly obliges. Allton then sinks himself back into the crowd as The Head Mistress and Whisper Mendoza shake hands and circle one another. The girls lock up and Whisper takes early control with an arm wrench but Marcy reverses into a hammerlock. Marcy then quickly, from the hammerlock, takes Whisper back in something that looks like a cross between a fall away slam and an exploder suplex. Nasty.
Lissandra: Ooooh! Now that was nasty! But a great move there from Marcy.
Whisper rolls out of the ring as Marcy looks at her with a shrug. Whisper then climbs back into the ring whispering something under her breath but once again we don’t hear what she says. Whisper does however roll her shoulder out a bit so that move clearly hurts her somewhat. Marcy then beckons Whisper on who charges at Marcy looking for perhaps a shotgun dropkick, however Marcy is too quick and dodges out of the way, causing Whisper to crash into a corner of the ring.
Marcy walks over to Whisper to check if she’s OK. Whisper nods and then Marcy says ‘good’ before pulling her out of the corner and setting her up for a pinfall. Unfortunately however Whisper is still too fresh and Whisper kicks out at 2! The two ladies stand and lock up once more with Marcy getting Whisper in position for a powerbomb. Suddenly though Whisper stands sending Marcy over her head! The crowd cheers!
Lissandra: Whisper looking like she’s getting back into this!
Marcy falls backwards, arching her back in an awkward position. Seeing an opportunity Whisper lifts up Marcy’s legs and looks as if she’s going to hit a leg drop right to the V-jay-jay. To which Marcy screams something in terror about not being hit in her ‘most valuable asset’. Whisper shrugs and whispers something that we don’t hear so hits an elbow drop instead
Lissandra: Well at least it wasn’t a leg drop to the foo foo.
: Foo foo? *Thwip*
Lissandra: Hey, what the hell?
Lissandra turns around briefly to find Mike Zybala firing his NERF gun at her head.
Zybala: What the hell is a foo foo?
Lissandra: I got the terminology from Allton. It’s a nickname for the vagina over in England apparently. And what the hell are you doing? I’m trying to call a show here!
Zybala: Looking for your husband. We were supposed to have a NERF fight. Where is Dylan?
Lissandra: He found something in the forest during last night’s Massacre, and hasn’t returned yet.
Zybala nods.
Zybala: Have no fear, Lissie, you carry on with the show and I’ll find DT.
Lissandra: Uh, sure…
By this point the two women are back to a standing position and Whisper attempts a suplex but thanks to the awkward throw from Marcy earlier, Whisper can’t quite get Marcy up. She tries for the lift a few times, but each time Marcy blocks Whisper’s attempts. In the end it’s Marcy that lifts Whisper up and brings her down for a mat shattering brainbuster!
Marcy takes a few moments for a breather but it looks as though Whisper is out. The crowd boos - they love their Whisper Mendoza. They love Marcy the Head Mistress usually, but Whisper is the Equality OG! Marcy embraces these new boos and plays up to them winking at the crowd. She then drops Whisper with her RKO like cutter known as the Real Hummer and Scruff slides in!
Scruff: 1…….2……3!!!!
Lissandra: What a phenomenal match that was. Marcy the Head Mistress is the new OOC Champion!!!!!!! I can’t believe it! What a moment.
Scruff hands Marcy her new Championship as she celebrates! The crowd are split. Yayboos all around, here people. Suddenly a NERF dart appears in Marcy’s hair out of nowhere and we see Zybala with a smirk. Marcy looks at Zybala confused, wondering what exactly hit her on the head. She feels around on her head and the dart drops to the floor. Marcy then looks at Zybala as we head back to Lissandra!
Lissandra: He’s dangerous with that thing. Coming up next though is Roxxie G vs Stan! But we’ll be back, right after this commercial break.
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Before we head to Roxxie vs Stan, we join Lord Allton and Roxxie backstage (or somewhere elsewhere on the beach).
Roxxie: Rob, who the hell is Stan?
Allton: I have absolutely no clue. All I know is, he’s some kind of ladies man that will not hesitate to come to a woman’s aid if he thinks there’s something in it for him.
Roxxie smirks.
Roxxie: Is that so…? Well there is something in it for him tonight!
Allton looks confused.
Allton: And what would that be…?
Roxxie: A Roxy Roller, of course!
Roxxie then gives Allton a peck on the cheek before walking away leaving Allton smiling like the Cheshire Cat.
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As we come back someone blasts ‘I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt’ by Right Said Fred and out to the ring struts the top hat wearing goofball that is Stan! Seemingly no-one remembers Stan as he walks to the ring with no fanfare from anybody. Pretty soon after Belvedere does the introduction for Roxxie Gobbler as she walks to the ring with purpose and who gets a much warmer reception from OCW personnel!
As Roxxie climbs into the ring, Stan takes one look at Roxxie Gobbler and is in awe of her beauty. He then walks over to her and bows like a knight before reaching for Roxxie’s hand. Roxxie allows him to take it while she smirks at the crowd.
Lissandra: So this is Stan…..?
Allton: It would appear so.
Lissandra: Oh, hello, Lord Allton, I didn’t realise that you would be joining me for this match.
Allton: Haha….hello dear. Yes well…. I thought that I would get an up-close-and-personal view of Roxxie Gobbler kicking the arse of this charlatan ladies man.
Lissandra: Do I detect a hint of jealousy there? Given who Stan is wrestling tonight?
Allton: Please. Look at me compared to him. I’m the Outsiders World Champion, I’m an Outsiders Legend. I’m the general manager and boss of this show. And, being out here in……wherever we are…..
Lissandra: Notstralia.
Allton: Right. I’m representing the British Empire. So…I mean is there even any comparison?
Lissandra: I guess not.
Stan then kisses Roxxie’s hand which she nods at, seemingly impressed. Stan then bows again and says how pretty he thinks Roxxie is. Roxxie says ‘thanks, but I’m bored now. Enough talk’ as she doubles Stan over and immediately hits a Roxy Roller!
Roxxie then slides in for the pin.
Scruff: 1…….2……
Roxxie lifts Stan’s shoulder! She looks over at Allton and he and Roxxie both smile at one another before Roxxie locks on the BarrySlayer, dragging Stan to the floor! He lasts mere seconds before Scruff has to count him out.
Allton: Was there ever any doubt?
Allton heads to the ring to celebrate with Roxxie while we head back to Lissandra.
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Lissandra: It’s main event time again folks as we have CJ O’Donnell taking on the alleged brothers of Scruff in the form of Tuff N’ Nuff! As such we have Puff on hand once again for refereeing duties. We have Tuff N’ Nuff already in the ring as CJ powers his way to the ring to Kings Never Die by Eminem. And here he is, the man himself!
CJ climbs into the ring and demands a mic from Belvedere.
Lissandra: Oh, it looks as though the Distinguished has something to say.
looking across at his opponents Tuff & Nuff. They begin to stretch in the corner and The Distinguished looks at them.
CJ ODonnell: This is some type of joke right. This is the best Equality has to offer. You guys did see what I did to Gilbert a few week ago. I embarrassed him. Where is he? None of your business. He will make his return soon enough and when you see him he will be unrecognizable. As for you two …
CJ points to Tuff & Nuff.
CJ ODonnell: Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum it’s gonna be quick work for the both of you. Don’t worry I won’t embarrass you as bad as I did Gilbert. Just stay down when I tell you. Don’t fight back. Embrace the ass whooping I am about to give to you both. Be men and be proud to be in the same ring as me. Consider this your fifteen minutes of fame. Court is in session and justice will be served. So ring the fooking bell ..
CJ throws the microphone down as Puff motions for the bell to ring. (Allton shouts DING DING!) and CJ runs at Nuff who is starting this one out despite having a bandage over his head thanks to Marcy’s Real Hummer onto a rock at the end of the last show. He takes down Nuff with a clothesline straight to Nuff’s bandage. Nuff mouths the words ‘Fuck this!’ before tagging in Tuff. CJ rolls his eyes and motions for Tuff to bring it.
CJ: I hope you’re at least better than your brother over there you fookin’ assholes.
Angered at CJ’s words, Tuff runs straight at CJ and leaps into the air! Only to come crashing down when CJ smashes a fist into his ribs! Tuff falls to the mat in agony and CJ shakes his head in disbelief. He can’t believe it.
CJ: I don’t fookin’ believe it. Gilbert was actually tougher last week.
CJ then motions for Tuff to stand and he does so, but he is immediately taken out with an Irish Knowledge to the skull! Tuff is out…. CJ turns his attention to Nuff.
CJ: Your brother is down. Ya fookin’ eejit! I can pin him any time that I want.
Nuff looks apprehensive as CJ drags an unconscious Tuff over to their corner. CJ holds out Tuff’s hand for Nuff to tag himself in, but Nuff refuses. CJ is angry at this and makes the tag between Tuff N’ Nuff when he grabs the arm of Nuff and the arm of Tuff. Still, Nuff refuses to climb in. Puff says that he has to.
CJ shrugs his shoulders sending an unconscious Tuff out of the ring and brings in a terrified Nuff who screams as he is brought over the ropes.
CJ: Ah shut the fook up, you pussy.
Nuff stays on his knees begging CJ to let him go, but before Nuff can even finish his sentence, he is cracked in the skull with an Irish Knowledge!
Puff slides in! 1………2…….3!
Lissandra: Well that was inevitable. CJ may not like the fact that Tuff N’ Nuff didn’t put up much of a fight but he wanted a handicap match and now he got the match. Fans, we’ll see you next week!
WE FADE