Post by Alice Knight on Mar 19, 2022 20:21:44 GMT -5
THE FOLLOW IS AN OCW.COM EXCLUSIVE.
The buffering symbol is shown as it finally shows Alice Knight fade in to the picture. She seems a bit off. Maybe more make up? Perhaps a little more confidence. She looks a little different from her usual up beat and quirky self. She holds up a black piece of construction paper that says...
PART ONE: THE BOYZ
She speaks into the camera on the laptop.
"We may be through with the past. But the past ain't through with us."
I remember you boys. So sweet. So fun. So nice. But hey, it's 2022. I was close to your family, and your family loved me also. Your niece? Cousin... whatever the fook. So much fun we had. But... i considered you friends. Hell, I never had much of a family myself. So in a way i always knew I had you boys... the Dravers' My boys...
Awwww... The Dravers'. Where to begin. You boys were so lovable. So innocent. So was... Alice Knight. But as you can tell things changed, boys. For both of us. Your bad turn was a huge deal. It even made me think. Think about everything. Like? Like what? Well for starters, what am I doing? Couldn't? Shouldn't I be better than this? Am I joke? Am I just a laugh in the pan. "Hey there's Alice Knight!!! HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!" Everyone is saying. My so called hooters be asking me to 'Sign this stuffed owl." Hey Alice, do your hoot dance for us..." Some say the super kick, the double super kick you gave me is the cause of this turn in attitude for myself.... You're not the reason. Not. Even Close."
Holds up another piece of paper that says...
PART TWO: THE ROSE
"Awww. The thorn'd rose. From my past lover CJ. CJ O'Donnell. It's been years since I've seen him. Years since I talked and have been loved the way he loves me. CJ was the kick in the ass I needed. I needed to have. He's more than just a boyfriend. More than just a lover. More than just a sexy bod and a great lay. He inspires me. He gives me the inspiration to switch things up a bit and take this world more seriously. Look, i love Fun Alice. I like being quirky and cracking jokes. I'm good at it. REAL GOOD AT IT! But if i want to be the top of the OCW again. Be it's TRUE queen. The woman people think about when they see this place. No. Not just the woman. The person. I am this company. I am the face of OCW. I am it's queen. And CJ? My king. My man.
And yet another piece of paper...
PART THREE: KILLING THE TWINS
"When you super kicked me. Double Vision'd me, whatever you want to call it. It was a huge move. And I didn't take action. I thought maybe you boys were just trying to make a statement. Take out Alice while she isn't down, get some attention, get that heat, get the notice you think you deserve. It was a smart move. It got the attention of PerZag. You tried to hurt me with that Aussie nobody? He and I have had our wars in the past. The thing is PerZag is irrelevant. PerZag was the wrong choice. I am the star of this place. When you guys turning 'evil' was your claim to fame this year. If you wouldn't have super kicked anybody else but Alice Knight. Me. You laying you out made you bigger stars in the minds of idiots. Just as big enough stars as you were when I befriended you years back. So hang out with your Australian buddy. Enjoy the geers. And boos. They are deserved. Not because you turned me. Not because you're with PerZag. Not because you are 'bad boys' now. No. You are booed because you suck. You guys suck. And messing with me will be the greatest and worst thing you could have ever done. Congratulations, boys. You're history.
Yep... another...
PART FOUR: THE POINT
"Look, boys. I'm not even mad at you anymore. I've been turned on with attacks and hated by many before. And I am tired of being the weak link. Being the sweet, funny girl that everyone loves. Ha ha. Laughs. WE ARE ALL LAUGHING... Mustard? Ants? OH NO! A CUTE LITTLE OWL! Love me, cheer me. FOOK it. CJ O'Donnell is the only constant in my life as of late. Seeeeeee. I'm not mad at you. No hard feelings. No big deal. You did what you needed to do to get over. I kinda respect that. But my man, my KING, CJ O'Donnell. He... he feels you dweebs having an ass kicking coming. And the boys in my life over the years, such as you, Nathan and Jonathon. Or, say even Uber Man. or little ol' Gilbert. You guys can't touch what CJ O'Donnell is. What he means to me. What he does to me. What he WILL do to you two. As the old song goes, "MY BOYFRIENDS BACK AND YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE."... that's it to a tee. He's back, and the Dravers' are in trouble. And i find it so sexy, such a turn on, so FOOKing erotic and kinky to see my KING beat the living shit out of you two cutie pat-tooties. While PerZag holds his pecker and runs away from you geeks leaving you to sit in your blood, sweat, piss and shit after The King and Queen of OCW. The FACEs' of the company. The only ones that matter in OCW. After we destroy and eat you alive....
Finally...
PART.... Whatever. And so it goes, and so it goes.
"We May be through with the Past but the Past isn't through with us."
"Let's just say, our relationship is over. If that isn't obvious enough. It's pretty obvious. But I assumed you thought you boys would get the final laugh. But you won't. It's mine and CJ's. It's ours. And at Massacre in dumb fook, country of Ireland. The hooting begins. And ends. It ends with you two getting a beating. So with that I say 'auf wiedersehen.' But since what auf wiedersehen actually means in German... is, till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you boys again, in this life or another... to you sir's, I say, goodbye. Good bye. Good riddance. And a final GO HOOT YOUR SELF for good measures. ta ta, boys.
Alice shuts down down the live stream from her laptop. Afterwards pouring herself a glass of wine. A cute little black ant can be seen crawling on her homes hardwood floor. Without hesitation, she steps on it. Killing the bug. Killing the innocent. Killing her once favorite creature. She heads to the dinning room as the scene fades.
(IF THIS ALICE KNIGHT PROMO WAS TOO SERIOUS OR NOT AS ENTERTAINING AS OTHERS. HEAR THIS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.)
Cuts to rough footage, camcorder quality. We see a black background and drapes as Alice Knight comes out behind the black curtains also. She walks up to the set up Microphone placed.
Alice: CJ... you recording?
The camcorder holder nods.
Alice: Okay... since everybody expects Alice Knight to be cheerful and funny, Here's to ya, Dravers and my so called HOOTERS.
Alice pulls out a cue card and speaks.
Alice: Say, what is the difference between onions and a couple of DEAD Dravers Twins?.... Me, like others, CRY when we cut up and destroy onions.... get it, CJ? Because the Dravers' are gonna die at our hands and... okay....
The camera man nods. Alice pulls out another cue card.
Alice: Okay, this is it. ANNNNNNNND finally... what is the best? THE GREATEST? THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALLLLLLLLLL TIME?!?!?!?!??
Simply... The Dravers Boys... they're a joke... see ya Monday, boys. Toodles.
Some old timey trumpet music plays as Alice dances off screen as the scene fades to black.
The buffering symbol is shown as it finally shows Alice Knight fade in to the picture. She seems a bit off. Maybe more make up? Perhaps a little more confidence. She looks a little different from her usual up beat and quirky self. She holds up a black piece of construction paper that says...
PART ONE: THE BOYZ
She speaks into the camera on the laptop.
"We may be through with the past. But the past ain't through with us."
I remember you boys. So sweet. So fun. So nice. But hey, it's 2022. I was close to your family, and your family loved me also. Your niece? Cousin... whatever the fook. So much fun we had. But... i considered you friends. Hell, I never had much of a family myself. So in a way i always knew I had you boys... the Dravers' My boys...
Awwww... The Dravers'. Where to begin. You boys were so lovable. So innocent. So was... Alice Knight. But as you can tell things changed, boys. For both of us. Your bad turn was a huge deal. It even made me think. Think about everything. Like? Like what? Well for starters, what am I doing? Couldn't? Shouldn't I be better than this? Am I joke? Am I just a laugh in the pan. "Hey there's Alice Knight!!! HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!" Everyone is saying. My so called hooters be asking me to 'Sign this stuffed owl." Hey Alice, do your hoot dance for us..." Some say the super kick, the double super kick you gave me is the cause of this turn in attitude for myself.... You're not the reason. Not. Even Close."
Holds up another piece of paper that says...
PART TWO: THE ROSE
"Awww. The thorn'd rose. From my past lover CJ. CJ O'Donnell. It's been years since I've seen him. Years since I talked and have been loved the way he loves me. CJ was the kick in the ass I needed. I needed to have. He's more than just a boyfriend. More than just a lover. More than just a sexy bod and a great lay. He inspires me. He gives me the inspiration to switch things up a bit and take this world more seriously. Look, i love Fun Alice. I like being quirky and cracking jokes. I'm good at it. REAL GOOD AT IT! But if i want to be the top of the OCW again. Be it's TRUE queen. The woman people think about when they see this place. No. Not just the woman. The person. I am this company. I am the face of OCW. I am it's queen. And CJ? My king. My man.
And yet another piece of paper...
PART THREE: KILLING THE TWINS
"When you super kicked me. Double Vision'd me, whatever you want to call it. It was a huge move. And I didn't take action. I thought maybe you boys were just trying to make a statement. Take out Alice while she isn't down, get some attention, get that heat, get the notice you think you deserve. It was a smart move. It got the attention of PerZag. You tried to hurt me with that Aussie nobody? He and I have had our wars in the past. The thing is PerZag is irrelevant. PerZag was the wrong choice. I am the star of this place. When you guys turning 'evil' was your claim to fame this year. If you wouldn't have super kicked anybody else but Alice Knight. Me. You laying you out made you bigger stars in the minds of idiots. Just as big enough stars as you were when I befriended you years back. So hang out with your Australian buddy. Enjoy the geers. And boos. They are deserved. Not because you turned me. Not because you're with PerZag. Not because you are 'bad boys' now. No. You are booed because you suck. You guys suck. And messing with me will be the greatest and worst thing you could have ever done. Congratulations, boys. You're history.
Yep... another...
PART FOUR: THE POINT
"Look, boys. I'm not even mad at you anymore. I've been turned on with attacks and hated by many before. And I am tired of being the weak link. Being the sweet, funny girl that everyone loves. Ha ha. Laughs. WE ARE ALL LAUGHING... Mustard? Ants? OH NO! A CUTE LITTLE OWL! Love me, cheer me. FOOK it. CJ O'Donnell is the only constant in my life as of late. Seeeeeee. I'm not mad at you. No hard feelings. No big deal. You did what you needed to do to get over. I kinda respect that. But my man, my KING, CJ O'Donnell. He... he feels you dweebs having an ass kicking coming. And the boys in my life over the years, such as you, Nathan and Jonathon. Or, say even Uber Man. or little ol' Gilbert. You guys can't touch what CJ O'Donnell is. What he means to me. What he does to me. What he WILL do to you two. As the old song goes, "MY BOYFRIENDS BACK AND YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE."... that's it to a tee. He's back, and the Dravers' are in trouble. And i find it so sexy, such a turn on, so FOOKing erotic and kinky to see my KING beat the living shit out of you two cutie pat-tooties. While PerZag holds his pecker and runs away from you geeks leaving you to sit in your blood, sweat, piss and shit after The King and Queen of OCW. The FACEs' of the company. The only ones that matter in OCW. After we destroy and eat you alive....
Finally...
PART.... Whatever. And so it goes, and so it goes.
"We May be through with the Past but the Past isn't through with us."
"Let's just say, our relationship is over. If that isn't obvious enough. It's pretty obvious. But I assumed you thought you boys would get the final laugh. But you won't. It's mine and CJ's. It's ours. And at Massacre in dumb fook, country of Ireland. The hooting begins. And ends. It ends with you two getting a beating. So with that I say 'auf wiedersehen.' But since what auf wiedersehen actually means in German... is, till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you boys again, in this life or another... to you sir's, I say, goodbye. Good bye. Good riddance. And a final GO HOOT YOUR SELF for good measures. ta ta, boys.
Alice shuts down down the live stream from her laptop. Afterwards pouring herself a glass of wine. A cute little black ant can be seen crawling on her homes hardwood floor. Without hesitation, she steps on it. Killing the bug. Killing the innocent. Killing her once favorite creature. She heads to the dinning room as the scene fades.
(IF THIS ALICE KNIGHT PROMO WAS TOO SERIOUS OR NOT AS ENTERTAINING AS OTHERS. HEAR THIS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.)
Cuts to rough footage, camcorder quality. We see a black background and drapes as Alice Knight comes out behind the black curtains also. She walks up to the set up Microphone placed.
Alice: CJ... you recording?
The camcorder holder nods.
Alice: Okay... since everybody expects Alice Knight to be cheerful and funny, Here's to ya, Dravers and my so called HOOTERS.
Alice pulls out a cue card and speaks.
Alice: Say, what is the difference between onions and a couple of DEAD Dravers Twins?.... Me, like others, CRY when we cut up and destroy onions.... get it, CJ? Because the Dravers' are gonna die at our hands and... okay....
The camera man nods. Alice pulls out another cue card.
Alice: Okay, this is it. ANNNNNNNND finally... what is the best? THE GREATEST? THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALLLLLLLLLL TIME?!?!?!?!??
Simply... The Dravers Boys... they're a joke... see ya Monday, boys. Toodles.
Some old timey trumpet music plays as Alice dances off screen as the scene fades to black.