The true origins of BatBear. As told by Lord Allton
Feb 26, 2022 17:35:34 GMT -5
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Post by Lord Allton on Feb 26, 2022 17:35:34 GMT -5
Once an ordinary Black Bear from Gotham City Zoo, our hero Bruce Bear is now the bear that stalks the night (and butcher shops) of Gotham City. And on weekends moonlights as a wrestler for OCW.
Found at the Gotham City Zoo as a cub (yes Gotham City exists - of course it does. Shurrup. Who is telling this story? Me or you?) by billionaire socialite philanthropist Bruce Wayne, Wayne got into contact with the owners of Gotham City Zoo and said that he saw something different about this bear. He wanted to take the bear back to Wayne Manor and care for him personally. Of course, the owners of the zoo agreed. Who is going to say no to frickin’ Bruce Wayne?! Me? Not on your nelly. You? What are you, stupid?
Fast forward a few years and the cub now known as Bruce Bear is under the care of Bruce Wayne and his butler Alfred Pennyworth. Bruce Wayne sensed that Bruce Bear was destined for something more however - apparently being a member of the Bat Fam was not enough so Bruce Wayne contacted his very good friend, Robert Allton Culliford, known professionally as Lord Allton. Current awesome GM of OCW Tuesday Night Equality and current Outsiders Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. Yes I know Batman. Don’t you? Bruce said that he wanted his new protégé to be a wrestler in the OCW and of course I obliged!
That friends, is the origin story of our main bear. BatBear. True story.
Found at the Gotham City Zoo as a cub (yes Gotham City exists - of course it does. Shurrup. Who is telling this story? Me or you?) by billionaire socialite philanthropist Bruce Wayne, Wayne got into contact with the owners of Gotham City Zoo and said that he saw something different about this bear. He wanted to take the bear back to Wayne Manor and care for him personally. Of course, the owners of the zoo agreed. Who is going to say no to frickin’ Bruce Wayne?! Me? Not on your nelly. You? What are you, stupid?
Fast forward a few years and the cub now known as Bruce Bear is under the care of Bruce Wayne and his butler Alfred Pennyworth. Bruce Wayne sensed that Bruce Bear was destined for something more however - apparently being a member of the Bat Fam was not enough so Bruce Wayne contacted his very good friend, Robert Allton Culliford, known professionally as Lord Allton. Current awesome GM of OCW Tuesday Night Equality and current Outsiders Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. Yes I know Batman. Don’t you? Bruce said that he wanted his new protégé to be a wrestler in the OCW and of course I obliged!
That friends, is the origin story of our main bear. BatBear. True story.