: We cut backstage to see Mike Zybala in his gear.... Warming up? He's stretching, doing some light exercises, and stuff like that. Is he actually taking this seriously? Where is our fun, light hearted Zybala?? #NotMyZybala :
: We cut backstage to see Mike Zybala in his gear.... Warming up? He's stretching, doing some light exercises, and stuff like that. Is he actually taking this seriously? Where is our fun, light hearted Zybala?? #NotMyZybala :
Roxxie G: Hey Zybala, you know the event is in Death Valley and there isn't a backstage, right? Not trying to be canonically correct, just don't want you going into an inflatable pyramid in some kids backyard and fighting a meth head that is in a Outcast cosplay...
Post by Tamika Strader on Feb 27, 2022 15:36:23 GMT -5
~ Tamika and Meghan Strader sit on the CFH Coach bus that once belonged to Motley Crue they got on sale because Prince Vince punched a small child and they had to sell it to pay lawyer fees cause he blew his Crue money on getting double blowjobs from high porn star escorts. They cane see the outline of the Pyramid they helped pay for and look at each other. ~
Meghan: Pre-Match Whiskey and a Oxy?
Tamika: Make it a double...
~ More to come later. ~
Undefeated in The Great Illuminatus Tamika's Record: 17-2-0 Former OCW Craze Champion (Won on March 27th, 2022 vs Roach) One of the longest reigning and defending Craze Champions in history. Awards: Tamika Face of April
: We cut backstage to see Mike Zybala in his gear.... Warming up? He's stretching, doing some light exercises, and stuff like that. Is he actually taking this seriously? Where is our fun, light hearted Zybala?? #NotMyZybala :
Roxxie G: Hey Zybala, you know the event is in Death Valley and there isn't a backstage, right? Not trying to be canonically correct, just don't want you going into an inflatable pyramid in some kids backyard and fighting a meth head that is in a Outcast cosplay...
~ Starts running like the wind. ~
: Zybala turns towards Roxxie with a look of pure rage in his eyes, especially when she runs. :
"Fans are pouring in. This structure is amazing. I can't report on whether or not an actual OWL is on top of it...but it's fucking huge, man. Very intimidating. I can't wait to see who wins this thing."
"Fans are pouring in. This structure is amazing. I can't report on whether or not an actual OWL is on top of it...but it's fucking huge, man. Very intimidating. I can't wait to see who wins this thing."
: Zybala runs past Leo and stops. He grabs Leo by the shoulders, startling the man. :
Zybala: Leo!! Two things! I'm giving you retroactive backpay for the last two years and have you seen Roxx Gobler?!?!
*Roach waits in his truck looking at his phone as it buffers waiting for the stream of Carpe Noctem. He takes a swig of his mixed drink of rye and coke, while a cigar in the other hand hanging out the window.*