Gilbert - Sexy Boy| Alice get ready to swoon.....

[Gilbert]

We are back in Gilbert’s bedroom. A familiar song is playing through his stereo - it’s the theme of the Heartbreak Kid himself, Shawn Michaels! Gilbert is dancing around his room singing to the tune as if he just became a wrestler. Yeah right.



Gilbert: Hey! I heard that! I AM a wrestler!



Sorry Gilly.



Gilbert: GILBERT!



Gilbert.

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Oh! Oh! Shawn!

Gi-il-bert!



I think I’m cute, I know I’m sexy! I’ve got the looks that drive the girls wild!

Alice, I’m cute. Alice, I'm sexy. I’ve got the looks to drive you wild.



I’ve got the moves that really move ‘em.

I’ve got the moves that will move you.



I send chills up and down their spine!

I’ll send chills….up and down your spine! (In a good way, I swear!)



I’m just a sexy boy! (Sexy Boy!)

I’m just a sexy Gilbert (Sexy Gil-bert)



I’m not your boy toy. (Boy Toy!)

I’ll be your boy toy (boy toy!)



I’m just a sexy boy! (Sexy Boy!)

I’m just a sexy Gilbert (Sexy Gil-bert)



I’m not your boy toy. (Boy Toy!)

I’ll be your boy toy (boy toy!)



I’ll make ‘em hot.

I’ll make you hot.



I’ll make them shiver.

I’ll make you shiver (oh so good!)



Their knees get weak

Your knees’ll be weak



Whenever I’m around.

Whenever I’m around!



They see me walk.

You'll see me walk.



They hear me talk.

And hear me talk.



I’ll make them feel like they’re on cloud nine!

I’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine!



I’m just a Sexy Boy! (Sexy Boy!)

I’m just a sexy Gilbert (Sexy Gil-bert)



I’m not your boy toy (boy toy!)

I’ll be your boy toy (boy toy!)



I’m just a Sexy Boy! (Sexy Boy!)

I’m just a Sexy Gilbert (Sexy Gil-bert!)



I’m not your boy toy! (Boy Toy!)

I’ll be your boy toy! (Boy Toy!)



Gilbert removes his shirt in dramatic pornstar fashion!



Eat your heart out girls!

Eat your heart out Alice!



Hands off the merchandise!

Hands on the merchandise!



I’m just a Sexy Boy! (Sexy Boy!)

I’m just a Sexy Gilbert (Sexy Gil-bert!)



I’m not your boy toy! (Boy Toy!)

I’ll be your boy toy! (Boy toy!)

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The song finishes and Gilbert puts his shirt back on only to notice that one or two of the buttons have popped off.



?: GILBERT! DINNER!



Gilbert: OK Mom! Er…Mom! My shirt buttons have broken…….



The screen fades out as Gilbert leaves the room, closing his door.