Hi. Hi Alice! It's me.... Gilbert! Did she see??
Feb 4, 2022 11:51:42 GMT -5
Marcus Welsh, Alice Knight, and 2 more like this
Post by Gilbert on Feb 4, 2022 11:51:42 GMT -5
We cut to a bedroom. Posters of OCW wrestlers past and present adorn the walls. There’s Outcast, Veronica Strader, Mario Maurako, Paul Paras, The Dravers Twins, The A-List, PerZag…..Everyone you can think of, they’re here. Above the bed there’s one in particular - Owl Is Night, herself Alice Knight. #HOOT.
?: No mom I don’t want a sandwich! Gawd….
The door slams after a scrawny guy walks through, noticing the camera.
?: Oh hi. Er… my…my name is Gilbert and I'm a pro-wrestler. It’s true! I got the call from Marcus Welsh himself! He said I was gonna be ‘enhancement’ talent. So obviously that means that I’m gonna be Champion one day. I just need to work on it. I mean look at this body!
Gilbert removes his shirt revealing what looks to be a body that is less than 95lbs soaking wet with rocks in his pocket and his ribs are showing. Surprisingly though he’s apparently 127lbs - apparently.
Gilbert: OHMYGOD did you guys see Access Denied? The Dravers Twins went bad! I couldn’t believe it - attacking the Danger Boiz like that! When I get there, I’m gonna give Jonathan and Nathan a stern talking to! Oh yes! They’ll listen to Gilbert…. They….they will. For sure. And then Alice Knight will notice me…
Gilbert stares up at his Alice Knight poster above his bed with a sigh and smile.
….I hope.
The camera fades out.
?: No mom I don’t want a sandwich! Gawd….The door slams after a scrawny guy walks through, noticing the camera.
?: Oh hi. Er… my…my name is Gilbert and I'm a pro-wrestler. It’s true! I got the call from Marcus Welsh himself! He said I was gonna be ‘enhancement’ talent. So obviously that means that I’m gonna be Champion one day. I just need to work on it. I mean look at this body! Gilbert removes his shirt revealing what looks to be a body that is less than 95lbs soaking wet with rocks in his pocket and his ribs are showing. Surprisingly though he’s apparently 127lbs - apparently.
Gilbert: OHMYGOD did you guys see Access Denied? The Dravers Twins went bad! I couldn’t believe it - attacking the Danger Boiz like that! When I get there, I’m gonna give Jonathan and Nathan a stern talking to! Oh yes! They’ll listen to Gilbert…. They….they will. For sure. And then Alice Knight will notice me…
Gilbert stares up at his Alice Knight poster above his bed with a sigh and smile.
….I hope.
The camera fades out.