Post by Marcus Welsh on Jan 12, 2022 11:32:51 GMT -5
Hi I am Fanny Gilbertson. And at Access Denied, I am one of the few to try and earn a OCW contract. That is Online Championship Wrestling. Not the Outsiders one. Heck, anyone can get an Outsiders contract. Wasn't one of their champions a bum who sells used jewellery near the Key West bus stop? Barry. Yeah. Barry is his name. I think I dated him once. Left me sore in a few places. But not the places you are thinking of.*
*If you are thinking my Vagina and Butt hole than your not as stupid as you smell, fellow Outsider.
We have a few opponents* in this battle royal for a OCW Pay Per View match and possible contract.
*More like knuckle heads if you ask me.
Speaking of Knuckles. El Knuckle is one of them. The only mystery he has going into this battle royal is when and by who he will be eliminated. And then we have Meghan Strader... Strader? How many Strader's are there running around this business.*
*Too Many.
Meghan, you're gorgeous girl. You should be modeling instead of wrestling in Outsiders for a meal and Zybala's loose change. But since you are a 'Strader' I guess that means you think it's in your blood to be on the OCW roster. Well bad news girl, if blood win matches. Fanny does too. And I got all lots of blood. I got a nasty scab on my shoulder*. I'll pick it and show you how much blood I got. Just tell me when.
*Skiing accident. Not from my bra wire or anything. Skiiiiiii.
Dadbod and Max Rotten? Now these boys are the real challengers for me. Rotten doesn't look like a wrestler. He looks like one of those guys who can eat the huge steak under 20 minutes. Or someone who doesn't leave the all eat buffet until they close. Or a fan of donuts. What I am saying is he is a hefty man. Nothing wrong with that. Some people call me skin flint. Or twiggy arms.*
*Both compliments for my sexy body and sexy muscles. Surely, right? Right, and why did I call you Shirley?**
** I don't know how to tell jokes.
But Rotten can be a maniac when push comes to shove. So with him, I need to go all out. Give him everything I got. If i need to use a steel chair. Soooooo be it. You're going down, Max Rotten. And Dadbod. A fan. I am. I only seen him wrestle on and off. But he knows how to work it in the ring. Just as long as Mombod doesn't get involved and spoil things for him. Dadbod? Mombod? I guess I am... BABEbod? Haha*
*Don't laugh.
I also saw a number 12 on the list. No idea what that means. But I know why 5 was afraid of 6... because 7-8-9. And raped it too.*
*Joke skills improving.
Basically... what BABEbod is saying. I will win. Period.*
*#FANNY4OCW