Post by Treat Cassidy on Jan 13, 2022 17:38:09 GMT -5
Treat Cassidy stands behind an OCW podium, several sports journalists and other media personnel is present.
Good afternoon folks. I have a statement here from my client, Chad Vargas. I won't be accepting any questions at the conclusion of this statement. I wish you all well and enjoy this exciting time on the cusp of a great OCW Pay-Per-View. Let's all work together in making this a success.
Treat clears his throat, as he files through the handful of documents before him. He pans around the room, and nervously clears his throat again, not sure if he should actually say the words written before him. After a long arduous sigh, he presses on.
"Fuck the coronavirus and fuck all of you sheep for being so soft and wanting to hide from the fucking sniffles. But the kids now-a-days, as I look over the roster are a bunch of brainwashed soft ass pussies. I'm not just talking about you, either, TIO. The whole lot of these bum ass motherfuckers. I wish the entire roster would die from sickness. The little coronavirus ain't gonna do it, though. Bitches."
Treat peers up, scanning the crowd. Some are of course, offended, some just shrug it off as the comments from The Confederate Icon are nothing new.
"I've yet to decide whether or not I'm going to participate in Access Denied. A guy of my caliber doesn't belong on the same show as a couple of no good cunts like Eve Gordon and Victoria Strader. I could use the exercise though, retirement has been good, but kind of boring. I've been unable to unleash holy ole HELL on anyone in quite sometime. And we all know, there's a few people in OCW that is worthy of a GOOD OLE down home country SOUTHERN STYLE ass WHIPPING! I'm just the guy to deliver it. But, I'm not a fan of wrestling anymore, I'm not a fan of OCW anymore. It's just a paycheck to me, and Welsh hasn't given me the right number yet. So, we will see how things work out. Fuck you Curt Canon and your little monkey too. I'm glad he's dead! See you the 30th, or not, I don't know yet."
Treat folds the statement up really nicely as he picks his head up to look at the media. The crowd murmurs as a few hands are raised. Treat flashes a toothy smile as he excuses himself from the podium.
"Please, I'm not fielding questions at this time. Please send your questions to OCW.com. Stay safe ladies and gentlemen. Let's flatten the curve!"