Post by PerZag on Apr 2, 2014 22:28:37 GMT -5
(A man walks up to the TV, and turns it on. It displays an advertisement of the upcoming Monday Night Massacre, showing all the matches and the betting odds. It then shows a man in a grey custom suit)
“Good evening everyone. I am Johnny Fentago, and I am the host of this show ‘The Worthy List’. I am here in the town of Banalla to show you a man who I believe should be on ‘The List’. This is his hometown, and he is PerZag.”
(PerZag walks onto the stage still dressed in his hood)
Johnny Fentago: “It is great to have you on the show PerZag. Now, my kickoff question for tonight is why you chose to join Online Championship Wrestling?”
PerZag: “The reason why I chose to join OCW was because I have seen the show heaps of times, and it has been bad. All the competitors on the show are rejects. None of them is as good as me. I am the one and only valid champion, and no one can take that away from me. These OCW rejects will only become worthy if they join me. That is why I am here. I want to see who is actually worthy. Otherwise it will only be me.”
Johnny Fentago: “OK. So you believe that every member of the roster are unworthy.”
PerZag: “I really do not need to answer that question, Johnny.”
Johnny Fentago: “OK. What about the other contenders in your upcoming Rookies Night Out Match? What do you have to say about them?
PerZag: “Those puny mortals. The only reason they are in this company is cause they sucked off everyone to get in here. They could not fight their way into this company, they took a shortcut. I fought my way into this company, dominated my way. Have never lossed a match, not even on the independent circuit. I cannot even remember their names, that is how worthless they are. Any of those so called mens careers will be over at the end of Monday Night Massacre.”
Johnny Fentago: “I beg to differ, PerZag. Personally I believe that you are the least likely to win the match. You do not have what it takes to beat a man like Jason Xavier or Brian Cady. Jason Xavier has won two out of three matches, whilst Brian Cady won his first match in the business. These guys will take you out easily.”
PerZag: “You really think so, Johnny.”
Johnny Fentago: “Yes, that is what I think. I am going to prove it. Right now you will take on my two security officers.”
(PerZag stands up as two security officers run into the room. PerZag removes his hood, and stares viciously at them. The security officers run at him. PerZag flips one over and clotheslines the other. He picks one of the security officers up pile-driving him. PerZag lifts up the other officer, and power-bombs him. Both officers groan in pain.)
(PerZag looks distinctly towards Johnny Fentago.)
Johnny Fentago: “OK. I was only joking. Was seeing whether you were going to be Worthy enough for ‘The Worthy List’. You are officially on it.”
(Johnny Fentago quickly runs out of the studio leaving PerZag standing there alone. PerZag picks up the microphone addressing the crown.)
PerZag: “I am in my hometown of Banalla. All these people in this town are like me. We are all the same. I proved a point here on this show, and those rejects in my match are either going to be like the Security Officers. Down and out. Or you are going to be cowardly like Johnny Fentago. I know that I am going to leave as the winner, and will then win the Championship. No one will stop me.”
“Good evening everyone. I am Johnny Fentago, and I am the host of this show ‘The Worthy List’. I am here in the town of Banalla to show you a man who I believe should be on ‘The List’. This is his hometown, and he is PerZag.”
(PerZag walks onto the stage still dressed in his hood)
Johnny Fentago: “It is great to have you on the show PerZag. Now, my kickoff question for tonight is why you chose to join Online Championship Wrestling?”
PerZag: “The reason why I chose to join OCW was because I have seen the show heaps of times, and it has been bad. All the competitors on the show are rejects. None of them is as good as me. I am the one and only valid champion, and no one can take that away from me. These OCW rejects will only become worthy if they join me. That is why I am here. I want to see who is actually worthy. Otherwise it will only be me.”
Johnny Fentago: “OK. So you believe that every member of the roster are unworthy.”
PerZag: “I really do not need to answer that question, Johnny.”
Johnny Fentago: “OK. What about the other contenders in your upcoming Rookies Night Out Match? What do you have to say about them?
PerZag: “Those puny mortals. The only reason they are in this company is cause they sucked off everyone to get in here. They could not fight their way into this company, they took a shortcut. I fought my way into this company, dominated my way. Have never lossed a match, not even on the independent circuit. I cannot even remember their names, that is how worthless they are. Any of those so called mens careers will be over at the end of Monday Night Massacre.”
Johnny Fentago: “I beg to differ, PerZag. Personally I believe that you are the least likely to win the match. You do not have what it takes to beat a man like Jason Xavier or Brian Cady. Jason Xavier has won two out of three matches, whilst Brian Cady won his first match in the business. These guys will take you out easily.”
PerZag: “You really think so, Johnny.”
Johnny Fentago: “Yes, that is what I think. I am going to prove it. Right now you will take on my two security officers.”
(PerZag stands up as two security officers run into the room. PerZag removes his hood, and stares viciously at them. The security officers run at him. PerZag flips one over and clotheslines the other. He picks one of the security officers up pile-driving him. PerZag lifts up the other officer, and power-bombs him. Both officers groan in pain.)
(PerZag looks distinctly towards Johnny Fentago.)
Johnny Fentago: “OK. I was only joking. Was seeing whether you were going to be Worthy enough for ‘The Worthy List’. You are officially on it.”
(Johnny Fentago quickly runs out of the studio leaving PerZag standing there alone. PerZag picks up the microphone addressing the crown.)
PerZag: “I am in my hometown of Banalla. All these people in this town are like me. We are all the same. I proved a point here on this show, and those rejects in my match are either going to be like the Security Officers. Down and out. Or you are going to be cowardly like Johnny Fentago. I know that I am going to leave as the winner, and will then win the Championship. No one will stop me.”