Post by Vicky Stone on Oct 20, 2021 1:03:52 GMT -5
~We open on a shot somewhere in the Key West OCW arena. The shot of the Janitors closet door can be seen. We then see OCW TV star, Vicky Stone sneaking by the door. She looks around suspiciously before entering. Finally she does.
Inside we find a group of people that include, deaf actress Marlee Matlin, Pit Propane, a man that is uncanny resemblance to a Fast & Furious movie star, a cardboard standee of AQUAMAN and of course a recovering Val Kilmer in a scarf with a voice box.~
Val(Voice Box): Hell-o. Vick-y.
Vicky(whispering): Quiet down, Val. This is a secret quiet meeting for our team at OCWs Death March. No one is aware that we are going to take over the show. Screw this XWF/OCW war. It's now the OCW versus a whole lot of ---!
Pit Propane: What did you call me?
Vicky: FILM ACTORS GUILD! We have been shunned by these wrestling companies for too long. We will let our names be known...
Pit Propane: Why? Shouldn't you have just signed up for the match instead this ridiculous hijacking of the show?
Vicky: I forgot to sign up. I took a handful of sleeping pills that i assumed was delicious mints, and passed out for days. Woke up in a pool of vomit and urine.
Val(Voice Box): Grow-sssss
Vicky: OF COURSE IT'S GROSS, VAL! It doesn't need to be pointed out how gross it is. Makes you look stupid, and brings us down to your dumb level. And wha- what are you eating, Pit?
Pit Propane: I bought a Mars candy bar before coming here.
Vicky: Oh... did you bring enough for everybody?
Pit Propane: Nnn-no.
Val(Voice Box): Un-fai-rrrrr.
Vicky snatches the Mars bar and throws it in a soapy water pail with a mop in it.
Marlee Matlin: Ah hem...
They all look in her direction. She starts doing some sign language. Vicky, Val and oddly enough the card board standee of Aquaman look at Pit Propane for a translation. She shrugs while finishing the mars bar.
Vicky: Why did you eat tha-... what the hell? Anyway, Marlee... um. We agree.
Pit Propane: With what. Us being a family? YOU CAN'T KILL A FAMILY! FAMILY FOR LIFE! And if someone does die in the fam... you bring that person with CGI... So Fam, i love you... Hey... Vick, can i borrow 30 bucks.
Vicky(sighs): NO! YOU CANNOT BORROW 30 BUCKS, PIT!
Val(voice box): What a-bout that Cana-dian Bob, guy? Is he on our team?
Vicky: I couldn't get a hold him. I didn't know he was returning next week. Kind of exploded all my mouth and over my ideas.
Pit Propane: Why would you phrase it like that...
Vicky: It doesn't matter... we're all going to Yellowknife Canada and we will make our presence known to everyone in HOLLYWOOD and OCW.
Val(voice box) There is going to be pres-ents?
Pit Propane: Awesome.
Marlee Matlin raises her hands in joy.
Vicky smacks her head as the door knob is heard rattling outside the closet. Everyone goes silent.
The door creeks open as Knife Man can be seen looking in. They all stand still not making a peep as Knife Man grabs a bloody butcher knife off a shelf not acknowledging Vicky's crew as he shuts the door.
Pit Propahe: That was a close one, fam. I almost crapped my pants...
Val(Voice Box): Almost?? HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA
Vicky: Even Knife Man didn't notice us ----... this needs more work... or I need a better team... damn it.
Vicky gets grossed out and rushes out of the door and slams it shut, leaving the 3 of them laughing next to the AquaMan standee.
Inside we find a group of people that include, deaf actress Marlee Matlin, Pit Propane, a man that is uncanny resemblance to a Fast & Furious movie star, a cardboard standee of AQUAMAN and of course a recovering Val Kilmer in a scarf with a voice box.~
Val(Voice Box): Hell-o. Vick-y.
Vicky(whispering): Quiet down, Val. This is a secret quiet meeting for our team at OCWs Death March. No one is aware that we are going to take over the show. Screw this XWF/OCW war. It's now the OCW versus a whole lot of ---!
Pit Propane: What did you call me?
Vicky: FILM ACTORS GUILD! We have been shunned by these wrestling companies for too long. We will let our names be known...
Pit Propane: Why? Shouldn't you have just signed up for the match instead this ridiculous hijacking of the show?
Vicky: I forgot to sign up. I took a handful of sleeping pills that i assumed was delicious mints, and passed out for days. Woke up in a pool of vomit and urine.
Val(Voice Box): Grow-sssss
Vicky: OF COURSE IT'S GROSS, VAL! It doesn't need to be pointed out how gross it is. Makes you look stupid, and brings us down to your dumb level. And wha- what are you eating, Pit?
Pit Propane: I bought a Mars candy bar before coming here.
Vicky: Oh... did you bring enough for everybody?
Pit Propane: Nnn-no.
Val(Voice Box): Un-fai-rrrrr.
Vicky snatches the Mars bar and throws it in a soapy water pail with a mop in it.
Marlee Matlin: Ah hem...
They all look in her direction. She starts doing some sign language. Vicky, Val and oddly enough the card board standee of Aquaman look at Pit Propane for a translation. She shrugs while finishing the mars bar.
Vicky: Why did you eat tha-... what the hell? Anyway, Marlee... um. We agree.
Pit Propane: With what. Us being a family? YOU CAN'T KILL A FAMILY! FAMILY FOR LIFE! And if someone does die in the fam... you bring that person with CGI... So Fam, i love you... Hey... Vick, can i borrow 30 bucks.
Vicky(sighs): NO! YOU CANNOT BORROW 30 BUCKS, PIT!
Val(voice box): What a-bout that Cana-dian Bob, guy? Is he on our team?
Vicky: I couldn't get a hold him. I didn't know he was returning next week. Kind of exploded all my mouth and over my ideas.
Pit Propane: Why would you phrase it like that...
Vicky: It doesn't matter... we're all going to Yellowknife Canada and we will make our presence known to everyone in HOLLYWOOD and OCW.
Val(voice box) There is going to be pres-ents?
Pit Propane: Awesome.
Marlee Matlin raises her hands in joy.
Vicky smacks her head as the door knob is heard rattling outside the closet. Everyone goes silent.
The door creeks open as Knife Man can be seen looking in. They all stand still not making a peep as Knife Man grabs a bloody butcher knife off a shelf not acknowledging Vicky's crew as he shuts the door.
Pit Propahe: That was a close one, fam. I almost crapped my pants...
Val(Voice Box): Almost?? HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA
Vicky: Even Knife Man didn't notice us ----... this needs more work... or I need a better team... damn it.
Vicky gets grossed out and rushes out of the door and slams it shut, leaving the 3 of them laughing next to the AquaMan standee.
