Post by toast on Oct 13, 2021 19:33:38 GMT -5
Hey OCW fans, Toast here live blogging from the dumpster behind the OCW Training Center. I'm doing this from an iPhone 3 on the free WiFi, because I can't afford service. Thank god for free wifi! I got kicked out of Starbucks for sleeping there during business hours and surfing for BDSM grannies.
Hey! Remember when they put me in a match and I totally got my ass kicked? I mean, I was beaten up worse than my stint in prison when I grabbed the wrong inmate's pocket. Boy was that embarrassing! But anyway, good times overall. Well, not really, but I get the match. The boss wanted to teach me a lesson. Apparently, you're not allowed to send dong pics to the boss's mother. She didn't complain, then again, her husband is the one who saw them. For the record, it was a mistake, it was supposed to go to Zybala's mom. If you haven't seen her, she's hot af and has wrinkles in all the right places, if you know what I mean.
So sorry about that and I sure hope the boss will let bygones be bygones. Speaking of bi, I'll totally suck a dick for a title match. Oh sorry, I'm not sure if OCW is PG or not. If you are, then I totally meant Dick's Sporting Goods. They're an awesome place and I love PG, it contains all my favorite movies. Home Alone, The Santa Clause, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, and Debbie Does Dallas. All the classics you watch with family.
If we're not PG, then yeah, I'll slob that knob or fiddle that clittle for a push. Even that old lady who handles the tickets at the gate. Just tell me what I gotta do to get back in your good graces, bossman! And I'm definitely not just saying that because your last paycheck didn't even cover my part of the money I owe my meth dealer with my four roommates at the halfway house.
Anyway, I hope everyone is doing well. Y'all are some great fans and I sure hope everyone tunes into the next show. I won't be on it, so I'm sure ratings will be through the roof. I'll be there sweeping up after the show. So if you want an autograph or something, just hang around and bring me some waffles from IHOP or Waffle House.
See ya later or whatever. Peace!
Hey! Remember when they put me in a match and I totally got my ass kicked? I mean, I was beaten up worse than my stint in prison when I grabbed the wrong inmate's pocket. Boy was that embarrassing! But anyway, good times overall. Well, not really, but I get the match. The boss wanted to teach me a lesson. Apparently, you're not allowed to send dong pics to the boss's mother. She didn't complain, then again, her husband is the one who saw them. For the record, it was a mistake, it was supposed to go to Zybala's mom. If you haven't seen her, she's hot af and has wrinkles in all the right places, if you know what I mean.
So sorry about that and I sure hope the boss will let bygones be bygones. Speaking of bi, I'll totally suck a dick for a title match. Oh sorry, I'm not sure if OCW is PG or not. If you are, then I totally meant Dick's Sporting Goods. They're an awesome place and I love PG, it contains all my favorite movies. Home Alone, The Santa Clause, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, and Debbie Does Dallas. All the classics you watch with family.
If we're not PG, then yeah, I'll slob that knob or fiddle that clittle for a push. Even that old lady who handles the tickets at the gate. Just tell me what I gotta do to get back in your good graces, bossman! And I'm definitely not just saying that because your last paycheck didn't even cover my part of the money I owe my meth dealer with my four roommates at the halfway house.
Anyway, I hope everyone is doing well. Y'all are some great fans and I sure hope everyone tunes into the next show. I won't be on it, so I'm sure ratings will be through the roof. I'll be there sweeping up after the show. So if you want an autograph or something, just hang around and bring me some waffles from IHOP or Waffle House.
See ya later or whatever. Peace!