Post by theorginalredneck202 on Sept 27, 2021 3:35:43 GMT -5
[Midnight Rider by Willie Nelson plays out over the arena the crowd comes to its feet as "Cowboy" Brett Daniels walks in from the entry way in the crowd. He takes a minute to stop and take everything in before bumping his chest with this fist and making his way through the crowd to ringside fistbumping fans along the way. Once at ringside a fan offers him his beer. Brett looks at him, shrugs and takes him up on his offer and chugs it spilling half of it down the front of him as he climbs in the ring and asks for a mic]
Brett Daniels: OCW! It's been a minute ..
[crowd breaks Into a welcome back chant]
Brett Daniels: But have no fear and don't pay the ransom because the redneck superman is here! and let me say it's great to be alive and raising hell!
[crowd breaks Into a cowboy chant]
Now then the last time I was here in these waters if you feel me. I introduced you all to Risky Business as My brother of the streets, Chris Madison and I formed a little thing we like to call Southern mayhem and we tore through the margarita mix like crap through a goose! Now we didn't achieve our goal like we wanted but I rest assured if the good lord's willing and the creeks don't rise southern mayhem will ride again!
But tonight I'm begin to show everyone just how apt I am at handling business on my own. Cause ain't nobody ever carried my load for me. That's what these broad shoulders are for. Now if you followed my career you know what I've achieved in other places but like the old saying goes it doesn't Matter where I've played before because OCW is a brand new game!
Which brings me to my opponent tonight Clubbin man that's a very appropriate name if I do say so. Because I'm going to be doing just that. I'm going to be clubbing your big fat head, I'm clubbing your arms, clubbing your legs and when it's time to put this away I'm going to rear back and take this big soup soupbone club you square in the chest and it's gonna be boom boom out go the lights as I pick up the damn three count as I show everyone in that locker room that I don't get paid by the hour, I get paid by how much ass I kick and I'm fixing on hitting that pay window early and often so if anyone has a problem with that I'm not a hard man to find if you get what I'm putting down. So what do you say we get this show on the road.
Brett Daniels: OCW! It's been a minute ..
[crowd breaks Into a welcome back chant]
Brett Daniels: But have no fear and don't pay the ransom because the redneck superman is here! and let me say it's great to be alive and raising hell!
[crowd breaks Into a cowboy chant]
Now then the last time I was here in these waters if you feel me. I introduced you all to Risky Business as My brother of the streets, Chris Madison and I formed a little thing we like to call Southern mayhem and we tore through the margarita mix like crap through a goose! Now we didn't achieve our goal like we wanted but I rest assured if the good lord's willing and the creeks don't rise southern mayhem will ride again!
But tonight I'm begin to show everyone just how apt I am at handling business on my own. Cause ain't nobody ever carried my load for me. That's what these broad shoulders are for. Now if you followed my career you know what I've achieved in other places but like the old saying goes it doesn't Matter where I've played before because OCW is a brand new game!
Which brings me to my opponent tonight Clubbin man that's a very appropriate name if I do say so. Because I'm going to be doing just that. I'm going to be clubbing your big fat head, I'm clubbing your arms, clubbing your legs and when it's time to put this away I'm going to rear back and take this big soup soupbone club you square in the chest and it's gonna be boom boom out go the lights as I pick up the damn three count as I show everyone in that locker room that I don't get paid by the hour, I get paid by how much ass I kick and I'm fixing on hitting that pay window early and often so if anyone has a problem with that I'm not a hard man to find if you get what I'm putting down. So what do you say we get this show on the road.
