Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2021 23:56:34 GMT -5
Victor: Come mierda hijo de puta!
Hector: Mi Mama es tu Mama pendejo! Si yo soy hijo de puta, tu eres hijo de puta!
Victor: Tu eres el pendejo!
The scene opens up with the brothers arguing backstage after Hector’s recent Margarita Mix win with Dolly Aguas. There is a shoving contest going on but it is broken up by their manager and translator, Vanessa Jimenez. Who enters the room.
Vanessa: What the hell is going here?!
Both brothers start to yell in Spanish but Vanessa quickly shuts them up by grabbing each by the eye holes of their mask and pulling them in.
Vanessa: Basta! That’s enough! You, over there!
Vanessa shoves Hector who stumbles onto a chair, she then puts her hands on Victor’s head and gets eye to eye with him.
Vanessa: You, stop worrying about what your brother did tonight and instead you need to worry about your match with Saturday.
Victor: Que Saturday? What match? Um, kay pelea?
Vanessa: Did you just… nevermind. Your match with Saturday in OCW for the tag team championships!
Victor: OCW?! Todavia trabájamos alli?!
Vanessa: Of course you still work there, what did you think?
Victor: pues pense que renunciamos y ahora trabajabamos para Margarita.
Vanessa: Margarita?!
Victor: Pues Margarita Mix!! Ella es la jefe ahora no?
Vanessa slaps him upside the head ala batman to robin.
Vanessa: For the last time, that is a temporary tournament! TEMP-O-RA-RY! Your home federation is still OCW, you still belong to the yard!
Hector: Once a Yardie, always a Yardie…
Vanessa spins around quickly and stares at Hector bewildered.
Vanessa: You speak English now? I knew it!
Hector: Que?
Vanessa: You heard me!
Hector: Zero English!
Vanessa: Bullsh—
Victor: Eso es lo que los fanaticos dicen Vanessa! Todos lo saben, es como decir… “waaazzaaaah, talk to the hand girlfriend, oh no he didn’t, what the deale-o, sa-
Vanessa: OK first of all, nobody says those any more, second of all, how do you even know, third, you know what never mind. You need to focus on facing Saturday and retaining the tag team titles for you and Hector.
Victor: olvida a Hector!
Vanessa: No, he is your partner and together, you are the tag team champions! He already beat Sunday one on one so all you need to do is beat Saturday to be done with this weekend mess. I really wish Zybala would bring real tag team competition instead of these weekend Warriors.
Victor: Esta bien, esta bien! Yo pelearé con Sabado y el demostrare que tan malvado soy! Mucho Malvado! Y tambien le demostrare que sor mejor que Victor y que el puto Sunday fue un oponente mucho mas facil que Saturday.
Vanessa: You may be right, everyone hates Sunday on the yard, But Saturday? Jury is still out but it doesn’t matter which day is easier. What matters is that you take them out and we move on to bigger and better things.
Victor: Arriba!
Hector: Arriba Dollie!
Victor: Arriba Tara!
Hector: Cabron!
Victor: Pendejo!
The two brothers start to fight as Vanessa simply rolls her eyes and leaves them to it, heading to the bar likely.
Hector: Mi Mama es tu Mama pendejo! Si yo soy hijo de puta, tu eres hijo de puta!
Victor: Tu eres el pendejo!
The scene opens up with the brothers arguing backstage after Hector’s recent Margarita Mix win with Dolly Aguas. There is a shoving contest going on but it is broken up by their manager and translator, Vanessa Jimenez. Who enters the room.
Vanessa: What the hell is going here?!
Both brothers start to yell in Spanish but Vanessa quickly shuts them up by grabbing each by the eye holes of their mask and pulling them in.
Vanessa: Basta! That’s enough! You, over there!
Vanessa shoves Hector who stumbles onto a chair, she then puts her hands on Victor’s head and gets eye to eye with him.
Vanessa: You, stop worrying about what your brother did tonight and instead you need to worry about your match with Saturday.
Victor: Que Saturday? What match? Um, kay pelea?
Vanessa: Did you just… nevermind. Your match with Saturday in OCW for the tag team championships!
Victor: OCW?! Todavia trabájamos alli?!
Vanessa: Of course you still work there, what did you think?
Victor: pues pense que renunciamos y ahora trabajabamos para Margarita.
Vanessa: Margarita?!
Victor: Pues Margarita Mix!! Ella es la jefe ahora no?
Vanessa slaps him upside the head ala batman to robin.
Vanessa: For the last time, that is a temporary tournament! TEMP-O-RA-RY! Your home federation is still OCW, you still belong to the yard!
Hector: Once a Yardie, always a Yardie…
Vanessa spins around quickly and stares at Hector bewildered.
Vanessa: You speak English now? I knew it!
Hector: Que?
Vanessa: You heard me!
Hector: Zero English!
Vanessa: Bullsh—
Victor: Eso es lo que los fanaticos dicen Vanessa! Todos lo saben, es como decir… “waaazzaaaah, talk to the hand girlfriend, oh no he didn’t, what the deale-o, sa-
Vanessa: OK first of all, nobody says those any more, second of all, how do you even know, third, you know what never mind. You need to focus on facing Saturday and retaining the tag team titles for you and Hector.
Victor: olvida a Hector!
Vanessa: No, he is your partner and together, you are the tag team champions! He already beat Sunday one on one so all you need to do is beat Saturday to be done with this weekend mess. I really wish Zybala would bring real tag team competition instead of these weekend Warriors.
Victor: Esta bien, esta bien! Yo pelearé con Sabado y el demostrare que tan malvado soy! Mucho Malvado! Y tambien le demostrare que sor mejor que Victor y que el puto Sunday fue un oponente mucho mas facil que Saturday.
Vanessa: You may be right, everyone hates Sunday on the yard, But Saturday? Jury is still out but it doesn’t matter which day is easier. What matters is that you take them out and we move on to bigger and better things.
Victor: Arriba!
Hector: Arriba Dollie!
Victor: Arriba Tara!
Hector: Cabron!
Victor: Pendejo!
The two brothers start to fight as Vanessa simply rolls her eyes and leaves them to it, heading to the bar likely.