Post by Dylan Thomas on Aug 2, 2021 10:04:36 GMT -5
Dylan: Welcome everyone to Part 2 of Shining With The A-List, right here again on OCW TV. We have quite the announcement for you all. At OCW’s next show, where I go one on one with Peter Vaughn for his Craze title… we shall be bringing our daughter Lilly with us for everyone to meet her at long last.
Lissandra: I have a question babe....
Dylan: What’s that sweetie?
Lissandra: How is it possible to change ethnicities just by putting on a mask?
Lissandra: Peter Vaughn.
Dylan: What about him?
Lissandra: He’s Caucasian. But when he puts on the mask he suddenly turns Latino.
Dylan: What are you talking about?
Lissandra: Look at him the next time he Emo’s out!
Lissandra turns to the camera.
Lissandra: You guys get me, right?
It’s earlier in the day and Lord Allton is on the phone to Dylan.
Allton: So…. at HoC you help out the man who attacked the boys and I at Dystopia 21? Explain to me your thought process here, dear boy.
Dylan: I actually didn’t want to screw Mikey over - I really didn’t. I just wanted to lull Peter into a false sense of security before I exacted revenge for you.
Allton: He had revenge coming at Dystopia 22. Now what do you have to show for it? I mean, I appreciate the love, Dylan… but where’s the Paradigm title?
Dylan: The Craze title is inbound. I’m not letting this one get away. Tell Zybala I….I’m sorry. Genuinely.
Allton: I’ll try...
The camera cuts away and we next see a face that we have not seen in quite some time. It’s Dave Branson!
Dave: Hello, wrestlin’ fans. I would just like to say thank-you for all the well wishes and love for my mother. I’m sorry to say that I still cannot come back to the states just yet. But my mother is thankfully on the mend and getting better so, hopefully one day soon, I can come home and terrorise the OCW eh?
Dave grins a sideways grin and waves to the camera.
Dave: Anyway, stay safe everyone and hopefully see you all soon. Bye.
Dave cuts the feed and we cut to Lissandra.
Lissandra: Wasn’t that a lovely surprise? David, we hope you get home soon, we miss you! Now…...yes as Dylan said earlier, our baby Lilly will be hanging out at OCW: Under The Lights to destroy you all with her cuteness!
Lissandra giggles, reaching down. Moments later, she appears back on camera with Lelliana on her lap.
Lissandra: Say hi, Lilly!
Lilly sheepishly waves into the camera.
Lissandra: We’ll see you next… oh wait! We have one more cut away. Heh. We’re worse than Family Guy….. Anyway…..here’s Allton!
Lissandra is wrong. It’s not Lord Allton. It’s PennyLord! Along with new Mascot PennyLass.
PennyLord: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF THE CLOWN?!! NOT BY A LONG SHOT!! ISN’T THAT RIGHT…..PENNYLASS??!!
PennyLord: Hehehehe! We’re here to introduce you to a very, special friend of PennyLass!! COME IN!!!
PennyLass: This is Matsuda! She’s getting me ready for my match at Dystopia: Ladies Night!
Suddenly a Japanese woman walks into shot looking a bit unnerved at the sight of the two clowns. Matsuda bows.
PennyLord: This awesome lady here, is going to help out Penny in her match. Show ‘em Matsuda!
Matsuda then shows off some very impressive roundhouse and cartwheel kicks.
PennyLord: DON’T MISS DYSTOPIA 22 AND DYSTOPIA: LADIES NIGHT…...OR I’LL FIND YOU. AND EAT YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PennyLord: See ya next time!