Post by Dylan Thomas on Aug 2, 2021 10:04:36 GMT -5
Dylan: Welcome everyone to Part 2 of Shining With The A-List, right here again on OCW TV. We have quite the announcement for you all. At OCW’s next show, where I go one on one with Peter Vaughn for his Craze title… we shall be bringing our daughter Lilly with us for everyone to meet her at long last.
Lissandra: I have a question babe....
Dylan: What’s that sweetie?
Lissandra: How is it possible to change ethnicities just by putting on a mask?
Dylan: Uh….what?
Lissandra: Peter Vaughn.
Dylan: What about him?
Lissandra: He’s Caucasian. But when he puts on the mask he suddenly turns Latino.
Dylan: What are you talking about?
Lissandra: Look at him the next time he Emo’s out!
Lissandra turns to the camera.
Lissandra: You guys get me, right?
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It’s earlier in the day and Lord Allton is on the phone to Dylan.
Allton: So…. at HoC you help out the man who attacked the boys and I at Dystopia 21? Explain to me your thought process here, dear boy.
Dylan: I actually didn’t want to screw Mikey over - I really didn’t. I just wanted to lull Peter into a false sense of security before I exacted revenge for you.
Allton: He had revenge coming at Dystopia 22. Now what do you have to show for it? I mean, I appreciate the love, Dylan… but where’s the Paradigm title?
Dylan: The Craze title is inbound. I’m not letting this one get away. Tell Zybala I….I’m sorry. Genuinely.
Allton: I’ll try...
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The camera cuts away and we next see a face that we have not seen in quite some time. It’s Dave Branson!
Dave: Hello, wrestlin’ fans. I would just like to say thank-you for all the well wishes and love for my mother. I’m sorry to say that I still cannot come back to the states just yet. But my mother is thankfully on the mend and getting better so, hopefully one day soon, I can come home and terrorise the OCW eh?
Dave grins a sideways grin and waves to the camera.
Dave: Anyway, stay safe everyone and hopefully see you all soon. Bye.
Dave cuts the feed and we cut to Lissandra.
Lissandra: Wasn’t that a lovely surprise? David, we hope you get home soon, we miss you! Now…...yes as Dylan said earlier, our baby Lilly will be hanging out at OCW: Under The Lights to destroy you all with her cuteness!
Lissandra giggles, reaching down. Moments later, she appears back on camera with Lelliana on her lap.
Lissandra: Say hi, Lilly!
Lilly sheepishly waves into the camera.
Lissandra: We’ll see you next… oh wait! We have one more cut away. Heh. We’re worse than Family Guy….. Anyway…..here’s Allton!
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Lissandra is wrong. It’s not Lord Allton. It’s PennyLord! Along with new Mascot PennyLass.
PennyLord: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF THE CLOWN?!! NOT BY A LONG SHOT!! ISN’T THAT RIGHT…..PENNYLASS??!!
PennyLass: Uh-huh!
PennyLord: Hehehehe! We’re here to introduce you to a very, special friend of PennyLass!! COME IN!!!
PennyLass: This is Matsuda! She’s getting me ready for my match at Dystopia: Ladies Night!
Suddenly a Japanese woman walks into shot looking a bit unnerved at the sight of the two clowns. Matsuda bows.
PennyLord: This awesome lady here, is going to help out Penny in her match. Show ‘em Matsuda!
Matsuda then shows off some very impressive roundhouse and cartwheel kicks.
PennyLord: DON’T MISS DYSTOPIA 22 AND DYSTOPIA: LADIES NIGHT…...OR I’LL FIND YOU. AND EAT YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PennyLass: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PennyLord: See ya next time!