Post by roach on Mar 26, 2014 20:07:49 GMT -5
Roach is seen on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere changing a flat tire on the back end of his Dodge Charger. The two men Roach and Slater Kain we're making their way to Monday Night Massacre before the back right tire blew up to hundred's of piece's leaving burnt rubber everywhere and nothing but the rim left. Roach is cussing and dripping sweat like a mad man, the dessert sun beams on him while he use's the tire rod to un screw the bolts. Slater is relaxing on the front of the charger soaking up all the sun tanning. Roach whips sweat of his forehead with his forearm, he looks at the front of the car and see's Slater tanning.
Roach: What the fuck are you doing Slater?
Slater Kain: I thought I would do something while you we're busy changing the tire.
Roach: Yah that's real fucking nice of you, I'm the guy who got you in this business and I'm the guy who just lost another match to that fuck Alice Knight. Plus look at my body I'm covered in bruises and who knows how many stitches' the doctors gave me, and I also had my shoulder put back in place. But yeah you go ahead and get your bronze on you Casper looking fuck!
Roach get's back to work on the tire as he looks furious.
Roach: You know what Slater fuck this you get over here and change this fucking thing. I've done everything for you and you can't spend any of your time and come over here and give me a hand.
Slater Kain: Fuck sake!
Slater pops off the hood as he's wearing a button up shirt with the buttons not done up, his hairy chest is glimmering off the sun.
Roach: What the fuck is all over your chest?
Slater Kain: Umm it's my chest hair.
Roach: Yah I know it's your hamburger meat but why are you like all oiled up?
Slater Kain: It helps me get my bronze on, it's some hand sanitizer that you had in the car.
Roach shakes his head as he stares at Slater.
Roach: You stupid fuck! that's not going to work, plus your going to owe a bottle to Bishop or give him the money for that. I was wondering why that bottle was getting low, I thought maybe you we're using it on your happy time in the bathroom.
Slater's face get's a little red as he walks over to Roach and grabs the tire rod from him and begins the work on the bolt.
Roach: Good boy! your better know what your fucking doing too.
Roach pulls his keys out and pops the trunk, he reach's into the cooler in his trunk and pulls out a nice cold beer.
Roach: Now this is what I'm talking about a nice cold beer to soothe my aches and pains.
Roach twists the cap of the bottle and tosses at Slater.
Slater Kain: What the fuck man! shouldn't you be doing something like worrying about you title match on Monday.
Roach: I am worrying about my match, this beer is helping me out. I'm not worried about Dr. Phil anyways, he can I mean she can try her stupid fucking mind games on me but their not going to work. She got lucky at Black Out 2 beating Ian just like Alice got lucky beating me at Black Out. I will bring the Central Title back to The Family where it belongs, a title should never be with a wannabe doctor. Brianna and her little hobo just have been slipping by the wins on us, first it was the tag team match then at Black Out 2. I'm going to put an end to it all on Massacre. Their little Polly pocket crew is going to wish they have never started anything with The Family.
Slater finally gets the first bolt of the rim.
Slater Kain: Hey man can I get a cold one?
Roach reach's behind him in the trunk and grabs a beer and tosses it to Slater, Slater catch's the cold beer and almost drops it. Slater cracks the beer and takes a big swig.
Slater Kain: Fuck that helps me out! so what are you going to do when you win on Monday?
Roach: I'm going to do like I always do.....go out and party with my Family, drinks will be flowing and the women will be poppin. All drinks will be on me and hell I will even invite the Think and Munch group, I know they will want to drink their disappointment away. I'm going to let The Family know that I'm not going to need their help to take out Brianna but there more than welcome to come to ringside and cheer me on. If I toss her out of the ring which I'm definitely going to do, they can get a few cheap shot's in there. We have to show this ratchet bitch that she's been a thorn in our side for way to long.
Roach slams his beer and tosses his beer bottle out into the dessert sand. He turns around and grabs another beer from the cooler, he pops the cap of with his lighter. He grabs the joint that's sitting in his ear and puts it into his mouth before igniting it, he takes a puff and blows it out as he looks relieved.
Roach: Can't go wrong with a little Mary Jane to cool me off and I'm not talking about cooling me off from this hot ass sun out here. I'm talking about I'm all fired up cause I'm still pissed off about losing two match's in a row and they we're both to the same broad, as my boy Keyshawn Johnson would say "Come On Man!". I can't believe I let that shit happen but Monday is a turning point in my career, I will fight to the end until my arm is raised up in the air and the title is being held high in the air with my other arm. I'm going to rip Brianna's face mask off and show everyone in the world that she really is Jerry Springer under that woman's body.
Slater Kain: That would be some shit if she really was Jerry, I would walk up to him or her and shake their hand cause Jerry Springer besides Hugh Hef has seen the most titts in the world. I don't care if there old redneck looking titts there still titts to me.
Roach: You're a sick fuck!
Slater gets the last bolt off the rim, he grabs the rim and is struggling taking it off the frame work. Roach walks over and grabs the rim with one arm before spinning around like he's about to do a shot put in the Olympics. Roach tosses the rim in the air as it goes flying and lands in the sand.
Roach: That's how you get rid the of the trash, that's exactly what I'm going to do to Brianna but I will take it easy on her and put her in the recyclable. Wait never mine that means she would still be around, fuck that no one wants Brianna around here. After I win her title she will be useless in the OCW. What kind of dumb ass fans want to see a woman pretending to be a doctor and wrestle at the same damn time.
Roach takes a swig of beer and thinks about what he just said.
Roach: Never mind OCW does have some pretty low life dumbass fans who go for wrestlers who try to get cheap pops. I'm not here for the fans I'm here for The Family and Le Familiar will be taking over this business in no time. Mario, Bishop , Fuller and myself are the best in this business and the only good talent this business has to offer. Just because this trick is the champion doesn't mean shit to me or anyone in The Family. We're only feuding with her because she likes to fuck with us, you fuck with The Family and you might end up at the bottom of a lake with concrete on your feet.
Roach takes a puff of the joint and passes it to the sweaty Slater as he's still struggling trying to put the tire on.
Roach: Speaking of The Family I wonder what they're saying, let me give Bishop a call and see what he's doing maybe we will meet up tonight.
Slater Kain: For sure! last time was fucking awesome, I've never had that many ladies on me before.
Roach: Yah even though they we're tree shakers! but hey you go to do what you got to do.
Roach pulls out his IPhone and finds Bishops number on his contacts list, he finds it and clicks call. He puts it on speaker phone, ringing is hear. Slater passes the joint back to Roach, Roach grabs it and takes a puff before slowly blowing the smoke out. Seconds pass before Ian's voice is heard on the phone.
Ian Bishop: What up Roach! what's going on player?
Roach: Oh shit all just stuck out here in butt fuck Idaho with a flat tire, got Slater changing the tire right now as we speak. What are you saying bud you seem a little upset?
Scene cuts to Bishop where he's sitting at a bar, a few bottle's are empty sitting in front of him as the waitress bring him another one.
Ian Bishop: I'm not upset I'm more pissed off then upset, I shouldn't have lost that match and my fucking title. I don't know how Brianna keeps pulling it out against me, like her and Alice beat the two of us two weeks ago then both of them go ahead and beat us at Black Out 2. That's just fucked up my man, these woman aren't that good especially good enough to be holding my title.
Scene cuts back to Roach where he's smoking the end of the joint, he looks at it as its a roach. He tosses the roach in his mouth and swallows it.
Roach: Don't worry my friend that title will be coming back home to The Family, she thinks she going to defend it at every Massacre until Total Demolition against The Family. News flash for that bitch she's going to lose it at the very first Massacre that she's attempting to defend it. She think's she's at the top of this business but the funny thing is we run this business the four of us are the most feared men in this business.
Slater still working on the last bolt of the tire gets his two cents in there.
Slater Kain: Don't forget about me too!
Roach: Yah you to Slater, your big mouth though can get us in trouble the way you flap it around the backstage area and the local bars.
Scene cuts back to Ian as he taking a swig of his beer.
Ian Bishop: Yah Slater's a good guy, he just needs to know his limit when it comes to drinking. But hey I'm not complaining because when he's drunk he takes away the big girls away from us and tries to take them down.
Roach's voice is heard on Bishops phone laughing.
Ian Bishop: But listen here buddy, get at me tonight when your in town and we'll hit up the clubs and do some damage!
Scene cuts back to Roach as he's slamming the rest of his beer before tossing it into his cooler in the back of his trunk.
Roach: Sound's like one hell of a time, yah ill holla at you when Slater and I are in town.
Roach hangs up his phone and puts it back in his pocket, he walks over to where Slater is working on the tire. Slater is just getting done putting the last bolt on as he stands up holding his back and drenched in sweat.
Slater Kain: Fuck my back is killing me, there is no one I can do that again.
Roach: Well that kind of sucks for you cause I was going to see if you wanted to change the rest of the tire's on old Betsy here. I don't want anything else happening to the other tires when we're back on the road.
Slater Kain: You got to be fucking kidding me bud! there's no way I'm doing that shit again.
Roach starts to laugh as he reach's in the cooler and pulls two beers out, he give's one to Slater.
Roach: I'm just fucking with you pal, lets have a beer and lets relax here on the side of the road and enjoy this nice day before we have to head out. You look like your about to pass out and die, slam that beer back and ill grab you another one.
Slater pops the top of the bottle off with the lighter and begins to slam the beer, it takes him no more then ten seconds before he is tossing the beer in the air. Roach watch's the beer in the air and puts his arm out and catch's it before it hits the ground.
Roach: I know I threw one away earlier but I just remembered that we get 10 cents a bottle. Here have another one.
Roach gives Slater another one as he closes the trunk and jumps his ass on the top of the trunk.
Roach: Now this is what I'm talking about, sitting here with my pal drinking a nice cold one. This is almost as better then the beach besides not having ladies running around in their bikini's. But hey we got to work with what we got, so cheers pal!
Roach and Slater slams beers and both take a swig.
Slater Kain: So what's your game plan for Monday at Massacre? or are you just going in there with no game plan?
Roach: I only have game plan's for hardcore match's not a boring as singles match. But the good thing is that I have a shot, I mean I'm going to win the title. Just imagine Roach as the Central Champion! this business would go right to the top with me and The Family.
Slater Kain: Yah like they would have action figure's of you and hopefully maybe me, that would be so awesome. These company would sell out everywhere it went, we would sell out the Staples Center.
Roach: Woah buddy! I don't know about all of that. But I do like your idea's that you are coming up with. Like we could sell Brianna and Alice dolls' not action figure's, maybe have Brianna come with a vacuum and Alice come with a cardboard box. They could hook me up with like a 2x4 wrapped in barb-wire.
Slater Kain: That would be fucking awesome!
Roach: Fucking right it would be awesome, I am awesome The Family is awesome. The Family is going to take over everyone and everything in OCW. That includes Brianna and if we do become the owners in the near future the first thing on my list is to drop both her and Alice off in the dumpster somewhere. OCW doesn't have time for these stupid mind games that she tries to do.
Slater Kain: Yah I don't get her, she's just another plain boring spot on the roster. I know she's the champion but on one real gives two fucks about her. But when you take over and win that title this entire company is going to be on your dick.
Roach takes a swig of beer, he then reach's in his pocket as he pulls out a captain black sweet cigar. He puts it in his mouth and ignites it before blowing smoke out.
Roach: This cigar is so good but it's going to taste even better when we go out on the town to celebrate my victory. I'll light a fatty in the ring as he limp body is laying there and blow the smoke right in her face, that will give her something to think about. I bet this chump wouldn't even know what to do if she got high, she would look like Chris Tucker in Friday when he smokes that angel dust with the Mexican's.
Roach takes a puff of the cigar and passes it to Slater.
Slater Kain: Man I fucking love that movie, it's def in my top five favorite movie's. Didn't Ice Cube win a Oscar for his acting in it?
Roach looks at Slater as if he's retarded.
Roach: Not at all dumbass, he did do a good job in it but not that good of a job to win a Oscar. Someone who should win a Oscar for every movie he's in is Denzel, that mother fucker can act his ass off. Training Day! that movie is fucking awesome, nobody as ever been that gangster in a movie then Denzel did in it. King Kong ain't got shit on me! haha! great fucking movie.
Slater Kain: Fucking right it is, so I'm almost done my beer pal. Should we be heading back on the road if we want to me up with Bishop later to party.
Roach: Yah we can get on our way, let me just finish my beer her.
Roach pops off the trunk and slams his beer, Roach makes his way to the driver side and Slater goes to the passenger side but not before cleaning up all the tools from changing the tire. Slater puts everything in the trunk then makes his way to the passenger seat, he shuts his door. Right when he looks over at Roach a joint is being held in his face as Roach is smiling.
Roach: Now it time to get right fucked up!
Slater begins to smoke the joint as the screen fades to black.
