Post by The LEO on Jul 12, 2021 19:13:10 GMT -5
~We cut to a familiar sight for OCW fans - Kim Il-sung Square Central District of Pyongyang, North Korea. Hundreds of thousands of citizens have gathered to witness a national spectacle honoring the great nation of North Korea. North Korea and its leaders have all assembled, overlooking the scene with Kim Jong-un taking the tallest, highest, most significant seat. They stand, staring down at the scene. North Korean flags wave proudly in the air, atop OCW flags. Images of North Korean leadership, OCW, and Krayzie/Byson Kaliban are on prominent display. We cut to Edward Jones, standing amidst all the action, far beneath the North Korean leaders~
Edward Jones: Hello OCW fans! Edward Jones reporting LIVE from Pyongyang! As you can tell, it’s quite the scene here as North Korea and its leaders have gathered to pay respects to their beloved nation as well as give their best wishes to Byson Kaliban and Krayzie before they go into battle tomorrow against Them No Good Bastards.
~The crowd cheers in a very uniformed manner. A marching procession has turned a corner, heading toward the North Korean leaders. North Korean military members lead the march. Behind them is the giant member of Who’Re’s diVersity team~
Edward Jones: And there’s that massive diVersity member...I’m told they go by the name ‘diVersity1’. Apparently Who’Re hired this person for increased protection and insurance heading into tomorrow’s match. Not entirely sure what that means...aside form the obvious fact our GM really, REALLY wants to win this match.
~Behind diVersity1 is a group of regular diVersity members. And, finally, behind them march the OCW Tag Team Champions, Krayzie and Byson Kaliban. They’re a bit taken back by the event. It’s a shit load of people. They nod, showing their respects for everyone who turned out. A giant prompt urges the citizens in attendance to chant ‘O.C.W.’ So, they do. Byson and Krayzie nod, joining in the chant~
Edward Jones: A strong, rousing OCW chant has broken out here in Pyongyang. I think it’s safe to say OCW is by far and away North Korea’s favorite wrestling promotion.
~Byson and Krayzie reach the portion of the road directly underneath the North Korean leaders. The procession stops. diVersity1 leads the OCW Tag Champions up the steps and to a couple of empty seats next to Kim Jong-un. Krayzie and Byson respectfully occupy the seats, paying homage to Kim Jong-un. They wait. Kim Jong-un seats, followed by everyone else, including Byson and Krayzie. Once seated, diVersity1 stands behind them, ready to pounce if anything dangerous heads their way. Kim Yo-jong signals toward the military~
Edward Jones: It appears something is happening down here.
~A giant military truck pulls into view. The back doors open and a bunch of merchandise is dumped onto the street. Shirts. Hats. You name it. We zoom in to discover it’s B.O.B. merchandise. Tons of B.O.B. merch is picked up and tossed to the North Korean citizens in attendance~
Edward Jones: That’s B.O.B. merchandise...what the heck is going on?!
~Byson gives Krayzie a quizzical look. Krayzie tells him to hold on...wait and see where this goes~
Edward Jones: I don’t want to act like I’m Sherlock Holmes or anything...but a B.O.B. truck was found hijacked, ransacked, and tipped over in Key West late last week. Could this...be connected?
~The truck drives off. A giant pile of B.O.B. merch is left behind. The North Korean officers nearby toss some fluid on it before setting it on fire! The merchandise begins to burn as the sun starts to set in Pyongyang. Military members motion for the citizens holding B.O.B. merch to step forward and dump the merch into the fire~
Edward Jones: They are using B.O.B. merchandise as the catalyst for some type of effigy here! A symbol that North Korea and OCW look to eviscerate B.O.B. tomorrow afternoon in the DMZ.
~Citizens of North Korea rush up to the fire, tossing the merch they were handed into the fire. Some spit on the merch before tossing it. Krayze and Byson look on...the light from the fire burning deep within their eyes. Kim Jong-un nods with approval. The citizens are getting pretty rowdy~
Edward Jones: It’s getting dark here in Pyongyang...our main point of illumination has gone from the giant ball of fire in the sky to this giant wad of flame in the streets of Pyongyang. That’s got to be tens of thousands of dollars of B.O.B. merchandise going up in smoke here in the North Korean night sky.
~Kim Yo-jong stands. She calmly heads in front of a mic and begins to speak. The citizens cease their pyromaniacal activities to listen to one of their great leaders~
Kim Yo-jong: 내일 우리의 위대한 국가는 위대한 승진 OCW와 이 두 위대한 인물로 대표될 것입니다. 대한민국을 무너뜨리고 우리가 우월한 대한민국임을 다시 한번 증명하기를 기대합니다. 우리는 모든 시민들이 북한이 내일의 행사를 지배하는 것을 자랑스럽게 시청하고 시청할 것을 촉구합니다. 오늘 밤 세계에서 가장 위대한 나라 북한을 기리는 행사를 계속 즐기시기 바랍니다!!
~She’s finished speaking. The citizens go wild! The North Korean anthem plays. All the citizens sing along. Byson and Krayzie look on, bewildered at what’s taking place. Hundreds of thousands of North Koreans proudly singing their country’s national anthem as a pile of B.O.B. merchandise burns, lighting up the night sky~
Edward Jones: Truly a wild scene. Something I’ll never forget. This match is bigger than I could have ever imagined. Byson Kaliban and Krayzie carry an entire nation on their back when they enter the DMZ tomorrow afternoon. I, for one, believe they will be up to the challenge.
~The scene continues to play out. More B.O.B. merchandise is tossed into the fire~
Edward Jones: And that’s it from me. I’m going to sign off and take this in as, I’m sure, I’ll never witness anything like it again. I’ll see you guys tomorrow from the DMZ for Across Enemy Lines. Stay safe, everyone!
~Jones cuts his mic to observe the proceedings. The flames reach into the darkening sky, turning into smoke drifting up toward the heavens...all to the background ambiance of a hundred thousand citizens singing the North Korean national anthem. We fade out~
Edward Jones: Hello OCW fans! Edward Jones reporting LIVE from Pyongyang! As you can tell, it’s quite the scene here as North Korea and its leaders have gathered to pay respects to their beloved nation as well as give their best wishes to Byson Kaliban and Krayzie before they go into battle tomorrow against Them No Good Bastards.
~The crowd cheers in a very uniformed manner. A marching procession has turned a corner, heading toward the North Korean leaders. North Korean military members lead the march. Behind them is the giant member of Who’Re’s diVersity team~
Edward Jones: And there’s that massive diVersity member...I’m told they go by the name ‘diVersity1’. Apparently Who’Re hired this person for increased protection and insurance heading into tomorrow’s match. Not entirely sure what that means...aside form the obvious fact our GM really, REALLY wants to win this match.
~Behind diVersity1 is a group of regular diVersity members. And, finally, behind them march the OCW Tag Team Champions, Krayzie and Byson Kaliban. They’re a bit taken back by the event. It’s a shit load of people. They nod, showing their respects for everyone who turned out. A giant prompt urges the citizens in attendance to chant ‘O.C.W.’ So, they do. Byson and Krayzie nod, joining in the chant~
Edward Jones: A strong, rousing OCW chant has broken out here in Pyongyang. I think it’s safe to say OCW is by far and away North Korea’s favorite wrestling promotion.
~Byson and Krayzie reach the portion of the road directly underneath the North Korean leaders. The procession stops. diVersity1 leads the OCW Tag Champions up the steps and to a couple of empty seats next to Kim Jong-un. Krayzie and Byson respectfully occupy the seats, paying homage to Kim Jong-un. They wait. Kim Jong-un seats, followed by everyone else, including Byson and Krayzie. Once seated, diVersity1 stands behind them, ready to pounce if anything dangerous heads their way. Kim Yo-jong signals toward the military~
Edward Jones: It appears something is happening down here.
~A giant military truck pulls into view. The back doors open and a bunch of merchandise is dumped onto the street. Shirts. Hats. You name it. We zoom in to discover it’s B.O.B. merchandise. Tons of B.O.B. merch is picked up and tossed to the North Korean citizens in attendance~
Edward Jones: That’s B.O.B. merchandise...what the heck is going on?!
~Byson gives Krayzie a quizzical look. Krayzie tells him to hold on...wait and see where this goes~
Edward Jones: I don’t want to act like I’m Sherlock Holmes or anything...but a B.O.B. truck was found hijacked, ransacked, and tipped over in Key West late last week. Could this...be connected?
~The truck drives off. A giant pile of B.O.B. merch is left behind. The North Korean officers nearby toss some fluid on it before setting it on fire! The merchandise begins to burn as the sun starts to set in Pyongyang. Military members motion for the citizens holding B.O.B. merch to step forward and dump the merch into the fire~
Edward Jones: They are using B.O.B. merchandise as the catalyst for some type of effigy here! A symbol that North Korea and OCW look to eviscerate B.O.B. tomorrow afternoon in the DMZ.
~Citizens of North Korea rush up to the fire, tossing the merch they were handed into the fire. Some spit on the merch before tossing it. Krayze and Byson look on...the light from the fire burning deep within their eyes. Kim Jong-un nods with approval. The citizens are getting pretty rowdy~
Edward Jones: It’s getting dark here in Pyongyang...our main point of illumination has gone from the giant ball of fire in the sky to this giant wad of flame in the streets of Pyongyang. That’s got to be tens of thousands of dollars of B.O.B. merchandise going up in smoke here in the North Korean night sky.
~Kim Yo-jong stands. She calmly heads in front of a mic and begins to speak. The citizens cease their pyromaniacal activities to listen to one of their great leaders~
Kim Yo-jong: 내일 우리의 위대한 국가는 위대한 승진 OCW와 이 두 위대한 인물로 대표될 것입니다. 대한민국을 무너뜨리고 우리가 우월한 대한민국임을 다시 한번 증명하기를 기대합니다. 우리는 모든 시민들이 북한이 내일의 행사를 지배하는 것을 자랑스럽게 시청하고 시청할 것을 촉구합니다. 오늘 밤 세계에서 가장 위대한 나라 북한을 기리는 행사를 계속 즐기시기 바랍니다!!
~She’s finished speaking. The citizens go wild! The North Korean anthem plays. All the citizens sing along. Byson and Krayzie look on, bewildered at what’s taking place. Hundreds of thousands of North Koreans proudly singing their country’s national anthem as a pile of B.O.B. merchandise burns, lighting up the night sky~
Edward Jones: Truly a wild scene. Something I’ll never forget. This match is bigger than I could have ever imagined. Byson Kaliban and Krayzie carry an entire nation on their back when they enter the DMZ tomorrow afternoon. I, for one, believe they will be up to the challenge.
~The scene continues to play out. More B.O.B. merchandise is tossed into the fire~
Edward Jones: And that’s it from me. I’m going to sign off and take this in as, I’m sure, I’ll never witness anything like it again. I’ll see you guys tomorrow from the DMZ for Across Enemy Lines. Stay safe, everyone!
~Jones cuts his mic to observe the proceedings. The flames reach into the darkening sky, turning into smoke drifting up toward the heavens...all to the background ambiance of a hundred thousand citizens singing the North Korean national anthem. We fade out~