Post by The LEO on Jul 8, 2021 23:19:42 GMT -5
Leo the High School Intern here with a SPECIAL REPORT
~Leo’s streaming LIVE from his cell phone. Not bad quality given his pay (nothing). He’s on the side of a fairly heavily trafficked two lane road in Key West. It’s something of a rural area...trees and bushes and marsh surrounding the lanes. Leo’s flashers are on, as evidenced by the red reflective blinking on the dark road~
Leo the High School Intern: Earlier this evening I was treating myself to a shopping spree at Goodwill. Grabbed some really nice gear and a few pairs of cool kicks! On my way home, looking forward to a hot bowl of ramen, I noticed a large vehicle on the side of the road.
~Leo carefully walks, taking us along for the bumpy, shaky ride~
Leo the High School Intern: As I pulled over, I noticed it was a truck of some kind. Not a pick up or anything...but a delivery truck. Kind of like an old school FedEx truck. Nothing too fancy.
~Leo is very careful once his feet leave the paved road. Snakes, gators, POISONOUS FROGS (maybe?!), cougars...tons of hazardous wildlife. Not to mention soiling a pair of new (used) KICKS. He carefully approaches the truck. The way it’s positioned would indicate it was pushed over, rather than wrecked~
Leo the High School Intern: Yea, this was definitely being used to transport merchandise of some kind.
~Leo gets closer~
Leo the High School Intern: Gotta be careful. Pythons are no joke down here. That’d just be my luck, getting eaten by a python.
~The closer he gets, the darker the surroundings~
Leo the High School Intern: Okay, I can’t really see what’s on the side here. It’s too dark...so I’m gonna use my phone to shine some light on it and maybe we can figure out to whom this truck belongs.
~Leo fumbles around with his phone...he gets a light to shine out and points it directly onto the side of the truck. We see a very familiar logo~
Leo the High School Intern: Holy smokes! This truck belongs to XWF...or, more accurately, it belongs to B.O.B.!! Somebody hijacked and ransacked a truck carrying B.O.B. merchandise!
~The bushes shake. Something alive and, possibly dangerous is nearby~
Leo the High School Intern: OHMYGOSH!!
~Leo stumbles back to his car, opening the driver’s door and jumping in. He finishes the rest of his report from inside~
Leo the High School Intern: If you’re just tuning in to this stream. A B.O.B. merchandise truck was hijacked and ransacked down here in Key West, the headquarters for OCW.
~Leo is still catching his breath~
Leo the High School Intern: And, as you’re all aware, OCW and B.O.B. are set to do battle in five days in the DMZ. OCW and XWF tag titles on the line.
~He exhales~
Leo the High School Intern: Strange things are afoot down here in Key West. I’m going to call the local authorities. If any additional details emerge, I’ll return with an updated report! Until then, stay safe, friends!
~Leo ends his stream~