Alice's OWLis & Alice (Ep.2 PHONE BOOTH)

[Alice Knight]

OCW TV PRESENTS

ALICE'S

OWLis & ALICE!

EPISODE #2: PHOTOBOOTH

OPENS ON A SHOT OF A MALL. WE SEE MANY PEOPLE WALKING AROUND SHOPPING. WE SEE OWLIE AND ALICE WALKING THROUGH THE MALL ALSO. THEY SEE A OLD PHOTO BOOTH IN A DARK PART OF THE MALL.

Alice: Holy Awesome, Owlie! It's a photo booth! I haven't seen one of these in decades...

OWLie: How old are you?

Alice: Ha ha. Too funny, Owlie! TOOOOOO FUNNY!

OWLie: No seriously?

Alice: Ha ha! What a story, Owlie!

Owlie: Ok... Whatever...

Alice: Let's get a few shots, we can totally put them in our living room... it will be super awesome. Nostalgia times a HUNDRED BILLION, RIGHT? IT'S GONNA LOOK GREAT AT THE HOUSE... 

Owlie: Would it really be 'awesome' though?

Alice: YEP!! Let's go!

Alice and Owlie walking into the booth.

*FLASH*

Alice: This is so much fun!

Owlie: I guess...

*FLASH*

Alice: That's gonna be a GOOD one! I look so sexy...

Owlie: You think?

*FLASH*

IGGY HARDY: WHAT THE BLUE DIAMOND FUCK!!!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Owlie & ALice: WHAAAAAAA?!?!??!

THEY RUN OUT OF THE PHOTO BOOTH FOLLOWED BY IGGY HOLDING A HAND GUN!!

IGGY HARDY: AND DON'T COME BACK!!!

Alice: IGGY! We're sorry... we didn't know you ... lived in a abandoned Mall Photo booth!! Right, Owlie?!?!?

Owlie: I read about it actually, but I didn't really give to flying fucks about Iggy Hardy.

IGGY HARDY: You best walk away and fly away girls. And leave the photos... I need whack off material... I MEAN... I need to hold the evidence. NOW BEAT IT!!

Alice and Owlie run away as Iggy picks up the photos and lips it in his trunks before staggering back into the Photo booth.

FIN.

Created by Alice Knight