Post by Vicky Stone on Jul 1, 2021 15:15:09 GMT -5
I N T R O D U C T I O N
WTF IS TICK TOCK AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE?!?!
WTF IS TICK TOCK AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE?!?!
Adi Gold: Hi... I am Adi Gold, the head of Online Championship Wrestling Television. AKA. OCW TV. Years ago, former wrestling and a personal idol of mine, Vicky Stone created a series at Stanton Enterprises. The first wrestling company to start their own Television network. Where wrestlers would write and star in original TV programming. Vicky Stone was one of the first to jump on board. With TICK TOCK a Sci Fi adventure mixed with dark humor. I was a fan. So when Stanton Enterprises went under, I bought the rights to Vicky Stone's TICK TOCK for OCW TV. With a few reshoots and casting changes. It is the first action adventure show for the OCW TV network. And were happy to air the first season redone OCW style... right Vicky?
Vicky Stone walks out and stands next to Adi Gold.
Vicky Stone: Thank you Adi... I just wanted to say this one thing and...
Adi GOLD: Thanks, Vicky! And with that, Adi Gold gives you WHAT YOU WANT!!!
OCW TV Presents.
TICK-TOCK
Episode One: "Pilot"
Aimee Reynolds - Vicky Stone
Cracker Jack - Modern Day Crusader
Mr. Albert - Shootah
The Year - 2066
Location - Saturn Home Base - Wichita
We open on a shot of Aimee Reynolds surrounded by a bunch alien like creatures from Saturn. She is locked in a prison like cell. Some of the creatures poke her with a stick as she swats it away.
Narration.
Aimee: My name is Aimee Reynolds. Correction, Agent Aimee Reynolds. I work for Time Corp. Me, an official Time Corp officer? Has a nice ring to it, huh? You bet your sexy ass and giant cock it does. Assuming your ass is sexy. And your dick is big and juicy... Um... If it's one of those disgusting butt holes, get out of here.. and a small peckers will not do. But how did I become a part of the time travel agency? As weeks before this I was just a simple drug addict. You see in the distant future, 2025, time travel will be invented. How? I don't have the slightest clue. I'm no rocket scientist. Which is why they hired me. It turns out only crack addicts have the mental ability to travel through time so far. Weird right? You betcha! I don't ask questions. I just take my money, take my free food and take a dose of crack or crystal meth (whatever they get me high on that week) like a good girl and go to wherever they send me. Because the maniac terrorist The Cracker Jack and he also has the ability to travel through time. And that dude is kind of a fucking dick prick face shit head. He is a greedy killer with one thing on his mind. World domination.
Hence why I am stuck in this situation with all these Saturn creatures who captured me. In the year 2066, the people of Earth and the creatures of Saturn signed a truce. But good ol' evil Cracker Jack ruined things by killing the Saturn leader and started up a war. And when did it happen? Just a few days ago... Which brings things to me.
Aimee stands up in her cell.
Aimee- People of Saturn. You say us humans are brutes and savages, huh? Why? Because of one idiot named Cracker Jack? Shooting your so called leader in the brain? Do you fuck faces even have brains?
The creatures growl.
Aimee- I mean, sure if I could get out of this cage I'll tell you one thing! I might tear each and every one of you a new Saturn arsehole!!
They hiss and growl some more at Aimee.
Aimee- On the other hand... i might not. Because of one person, you think I am a violent and barbaric monster of sorts? But have any of you reached in here to shake my hand with a peace offering? No! Because if you did I would jerk it off and eat the arm in front of all of you. "YUMMY! YUM! YUM! That's good Saturn" I'd yell. But no... that hasn't happened. Because humans are not like this...
Saturn Creature- Miss Reynolds. It's not that we don't trust you humans. It's just that this Cracker Jack man killed our leader. If we don't show some kind of retaliation we shall come off as weak to Earth...
Aimee- Why because you think you all are more advanced than us!?! But who is really more 'advanced' and 'civilized'? You all there standing there watching me. Or me? Squatting down and urinating in the food dish you gave me and throwing it at some of your Saturn Alien children? Huh? Huh?
Saturn Creature- Miss Reynolds. We mean you no harm. We just need you to go back a few days from now before our leader was assassinated. Understand?
Aimee- Oh I see. I SEE!! You act all peaceful trying to get on Earths good side. But you know what I think? You are stupid mongoloid fools! With big stupid heads. I came in peace... looking for Cracker Jack... also money and slaves. But you treat me like an intruder? You know who is the intruder? You! You is the intruder! But I'll tell you what. You let me loose. And give me back my hand bag with all my tools in it. And I promise to behave and not spit at you or pee on you.
Aimee crosses her fingers behind her back.
Saturn Creature- LET HER LOOSE!
The cage rises as Aimee puts her fists up walking through the crowd of Saturn aliens. She picks up her hand bag and falls to her knees. She digs in it and finds her crack pipe. Using her lighter she begins lighting it and puffing on it.
The creatures look at her confused. She pulls out a box that closely resembles a clock. Sticking one of the wires into her arm vein.
Aimee- Okay, so your leader gets shot 3 days ago. So what happens now is I like I get high for like 20 minutes to 30 minutes. Then this clock thingy doo hickey will take me time shift and go there. I'll stop Cracker Jack from killing your boss. And everything will be super duper... cool?
Saturn Creature- Sure... I guess.
Aimee- You got any Styx by the way? I get higher faster with some music. You know what would be wild, some Stones...
Saturn Creature- No... we don't have human music. But Gloop Glorp over there can play some of our Saturn music for you.
Aimee- Be alot cooler with Styx. But whatever works.
Gloop Glorp(begins squealing) - BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP! BLARP! BLARP! BLORP!
Aimee cringes and puffs on the pipe faster to get higher. A few seconds later she begins shaking as if she is having a seizure. The clock begins beeping. And like that!!! SHE DISAPEARS. The creatures look on shocked.
3 DAYS EARLIER
Aimee wakes up as she dry heaves. She looks over and sees a speech being made by the Saturn leader and the President of the United States. Aimee looks in her hand bag and pulls out a gun. She approaches the stage and podium from the back area, where she notices Cracker Jack aiming a rifle at the Saturn Leader.
Aimee looks at her gun and realizes it's empty.
Aimee- Damn I knew it was a bad idea to trade all my ammunition to those teen agers for that six pack of Coors light. Damn it. Damn it.
Cracker Jack(talking to his rifle): Aliens and Humans? Cats and dogs? World hysteria, man. People call me a stain... but man, I am a stain. And the more you rub me, the more I spread around, man... and...
Cracker Jack loads up the gun and is about to shoot. Aimee then notices a food dish bowl. She quickly grabs it pulls down her pants and proceeds to urinate into the dish. Just as Cracker Jack is about to pull the trigger... Aimee runs at him flinging the dish of piss at him like a Frisbee knocking him in the head. He falls over the railing. The creatures and humans all look at Aimee.
Saturn Leader- Hurray! I didn't get shot and die! The peace treaty can go on as planned!!
US President - YAY! WE DID IT! WE DID IT TOGETHER!!! YAY!!!
Aimee: And now we can all be together happy living in America!
Everyone from Saturn creatures and humans cheers as Aimee curtsies and takes a bow.
2021
Time Corp Base - Unknown
We see Aimee and Mr. Albert walking into a staff room.
Mr. Albert- Good job Aimee. You saved the day... but you let Cracker Jack get away. Next time please arrest him, Aimee. We can't have that fool running around anymore trying to shoot leaders.
Aimee nods as she bops her head up and down.
Mr. Albert- Aimee. Are you listening to a word I am saying?
Aimee(pulling out her ear buds)- Sorry boss. Got the Styx on. Say, where's the bathroom? I have to pee-pee real quick-quick...
They both look at a bowl dish on the table. Aimee begins to laugh as Mr. Albert rolls his eyes looking into the camera.
END CREDITS
Created by Vicky Stone
