Alice's OWLis & ALICE (Ep.1 BIG BAG OF ONIONS)
Jun 30, 2021 23:17:35 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Knight on Jun 30, 2021 23:17:35 GMT -5
OCW TV PRESENTS
ALICE'S
OWLis & ALICE!
EPISODE #1: BIG BAG OF ONIONS!
OPENS ON A SHOT INSIDE A GROCERY STORE. WE SEE ALICE PICKING UP A LARGE BAG OF ONIONS!
Alice: Perfect!!!! The PERFECT bag size of Onions! FOR! The PERFECT PRICE! Now I can't wait to go home and make that Onion Flavored Jello...
OWLIE FLIES ON SCREEN NEAR ALICE!
Owlie: HEY, ALICE! I see someone is planning to make some of her home made Onion Jello!
ALICE SMILES!
Alice: That's Right OWLIE! Heck, isn't this the biggest bag of Onions you have ever seen...?
Owlie: Nah... I've seen bigger...
ALice: Oh you liar, you! You have NEVER and I do mean NEVER-EVER have seen a bag on Onions this big. This here, is the biggest bag of onions...
Owlie: Yeah?
Alice: Yep!
Owlie: Then... what is that over at the cash register, huh? Huh Alice?
Alice looks over to see a GIANT bag of Onions in sunglasses and a giant mustache, using it's VISA card to buy it's groceries.
Alice:...
Owlie: Well...?
Alice: That... is one big bag of onions!
F I N.
Created by Alice Knight.
