Post by The LEO on May 3, 2021 12:35:58 GMT -5
Welsh is drunk.
Who'Re is lead commentator.
The audience is nothing but a bunch of homeless bums.
The competitors are a ragtag bunch of lifetime losers. Aside from THE JUDGE, of course. Please don't hurt me, JUDGE.
Seems pretty bleak, right?
Well, apparently not. Interest in OCW has never been higher. Applications from all over the world are pouring in. People seeking employment with the once-great company.
Is Welsh's DNA really that coveted?
OR
Is there more to this tournament than we've been led to believe? Is the prestigious OCW Title up for grabs? Did Mack get stripped and/or lose the OCW Title during a drinking contest with Marcus Welsh - underestimating his elevated level of alcohol tolerance?
Who's to say. I'm merely a 40-year-old High School Intern.
All I know is that people are beating down the door to take part in this dilapidated incarnation of OCW. Yet, OCW refuses to accept applications. Something's afoot. And it ain't just feet.
I'll be here all evening, folks.
Who'Re is lead commentator.
The audience is nothing but a bunch of homeless bums.
The competitors are a ragtag bunch of lifetime losers. Aside from THE JUDGE, of course. Please don't hurt me, JUDGE.
Seems pretty bleak, right?
Well, apparently not. Interest in OCW has never been higher. Applications from all over the world are pouring in. People seeking employment with the once-great company.
Is Welsh's DNA really that coveted?
OR
Is there more to this tournament than we've been led to believe? Is the prestigious OCW Title up for grabs? Did Mack get stripped and/or lose the OCW Title during a drinking contest with Marcus Welsh - underestimating his elevated level of alcohol tolerance?
Who's to say. I'm merely a 40-year-old High School Intern.
All I know is that people are beating down the door to take part in this dilapidated incarnation of OCW. Yet, OCW refuses to accept applications. Something's afoot. And it ain't just feet.
I'll be here all evening, folks.