Heroes get remembered, but legends never die Sept 6, 2019 5:45:27 GMT -5 Rob Morbs/Dravers' Culliford and zybala like this
Post by The Ubertaker on Sept 6, 2019 5:45:27 GMT -5
~Mike Roth, aka the Ubertaker, sits in the garage of his Aunt April’s home. He seems down and depressed. He glances at a hanging mirror, looking at himself: Pathetic. He takes a breath, looking down at the ground in disappointment. After several moments, the door to the house opens. He hears a familiar voice… His Aunt April~
Mikey, some of your friends came to visit you.
~Uber turned his head, a small tear dropping from his eye~
~Tony the Spider and JAM G walk through the door, both in good spirits. Uber’s first instinct is to smile, but he still felt depressed. He looked away, wallowing in his own grief~
What’s wrong, Uber?
Why? Why are you depressed?
I have nothing.
You’re one half of OCW’s Tag Team Champions!
~Uber looks to his side at the Tag Team Belt. Jam G was right: He was technically an OCW Champion~
I know. But I just don’t feel right about anything. I’m…
~Uber looks into the camera with a frown~
~Tony the Spider looks determined, and he steps forward~
I’m tired of this, Uber. You’re better than this.
I’m not! I’m a villain! I’m the worst of the worst! I’m here to ruin everyone’s lives!
~Uber whimpers a little. Tony the Spider steps forward, placing a hand on Uber’s shoulder~
Maybe you’re not. Maybe you’re the hero we always needed.
No. I’m evil. You know it, and I know it.
You claim that you’re evil now. But do you remember when you were good?
What are you talking about?
~Tony the Spider looks into the camera, speaking to the audience~
~A slideshow appears. Tony the Spider narrates the slideshow as images from Uber’s career appear~
Remember when standing up to that Purple Bully? Do you, Uber? Do you remember when you stood up for the little guy?
~Uber begins to get emotional. Tony continues to narrate~
Uber, do you remember falling in love with Alice Knight, the love of your life? Do you remember making love to her?
We never made love.
We dry humped a lot. And it was amazing.
~Tony takes a breath, then continues narrating the slideshow~
Do you remember standing face-to-face with that disgusting character known as CJ O’Donnell? Do you remember, Uber?! Do you remember dying a horrible death, but then rising from the grave?! Rising from the grave to seek revenge on those who wronged you?! Do you remember, Uber?! Do you remember?!
~Uber stares at Tony~
That’s the most I’ve ever heard you speak.
You’re a hero, Uber! Not a villain!
~Tony steps forward, grabbing Uber’s shoulders~
We will follow you to the end. So lead us, Uber. Lead us as the true hero you are. Be the hero you were born to be. Not the villain.
Yes! I will! I will defeat the janitor! I will win the day!
~Uber smiles at Tony~
~They laugh: The true Uber Man returns~