Post by Rob Morbs/Dravers' Culliford on Aug 28, 2019 16:53:41 GMT -5
Mr. Allton is sat in a fancy restaurant with Bill, his support worker. The waiter brings over a bottle of wine...
Mr. A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I ASKED FOR TEA YOU IDIOT! I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL - GET THIS SWILL AWAY FROM ME!
Bill: We've been through this. You can't talk to people like that... I'm sure it was just a simple mistake...
Mr. A: Oh shut the goddamn fuck up! I can do whatever the FUCK I want. I'm a superstar and you're just the fucking help. Help by the way, that I am free to fire whenever I deem necessary. Remember that, Billy.
Bill goes quiet with a look of quiet contempt on his face. Mr. Allton smashes the bottle of wine over the head of the waiter in a fit of anger and Bill looks on in horror while Mr. Allton merely looks into the camera.
Mr. A: Janitor who looks like a rip off of the guy from SCRUBS... Uberfatman… Zyballs. I want you to know that after I kill Cori Haim in the ring, I'm going to be paying special attention to the main fucking event. Because whoever wins between Vaughn and Uberman… I'm going after them for the Outsiders title at the FOLLOWING Dystopia! You know what that means winner of THIS Dystopia?! You have SIX WEEKS to keep my title warm! Zybala… you're going to make this happen. I'm not begging, I'm not pleading. I'm NOT asking nicely. I'm TELLING YOU, you're making this match happen! Because if not?
Mr. Allton points downwards and the camera pans down to the waiter on the floor. An evil smile brushes across Mr. Allton's lips just as another waiter brings out some tea. Mr. Allton takes a sip still smiling evilly, eyeing the camera like a hawk, not blinking once and the camera fades out to the theme from A Clockwork Orange - a favourite book and movie of Mr. Allton.