Post by Rob Morbs/Dravers' Culliford on Aug 16, 2019 16:29:00 GMT -5
All my life, I've had people telling me 'Mr. Allton, you're such an inspiration. It's like... it's like you don't see the chair'. Fuck off, and fuck you. Disabled people are just like any other human being on this planet. The only difference between them and me is I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more pretty. You don't have to talk to us like we're three fucking years old. Not all of us are 'special' you know. Before coming over to Outsiders I graduated university in English Literature.
Everyone previously who has wrestled with some kind of disability - Zack Gowan springs to mind, Tenacious Z himself. Even OCW's own Max Ironside - they were all fan favourites. Yes Max, I watched you. Pandering to you ugly, decrepit, sycophants, who you felt it a duty to feel sorry for just because of their disability. Well I will NOT allow you to do the same for me. The Lord of Dashing has worked DAMN hard for where he's at in life and he hasn't done it by being Mr. Nicey-Nice. You all will look at me and chant 'asshole' and that's damn fine. I'm NOT a hero, I'm NOT a role model. And I am most certainly not an Ambassador for Make-A Godamn - Wish. But I am much more handsome than every single other twat in that backyard. I am going to roll into Outsiders, with one purpose. Obtain the Outsiders Championship and NEVER let it go.