Beverly Hills Uchiha

[Tony the Spider]

Tony the Spider
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Tony has been a busy man this week. Not only did he secure some great contracts that were murually beneficial for the OCW and the wrestlers involved, he also walked away as one third of the tag team championship belt wirh UberTaker and JamG. There has also been much to celebrate in the Webb household as Sally has not menstruated in 2 months.

"Well either you're pregnant or you're going through menopause." Was Tony's response when she told him. She popped him in the eye real nice and gave him a shiner.

Sally has clearly been frustrated with Tony's lack of attention towards her and the triplets.

"You're spending too much time on OCW", she says.

All Tony can do is laugh it off. To date this is the most success he has found in the company.

"They are rewarding my hard work Sal. They are giving me a shot to compete for the x factor title. They've made me in charge of the sportsbook. I'm a company man." Tony was beaming and elated when he recited that.

Sally nearly gave him a shiner in the other eye.
" At least ask them for a raise you big goof."

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Sally Mander

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For most of her life, Sally was a smalltown girl living in a lonely world. But she never had the courage to take a midnight train going anywhere.

2 days ago, Tony the Spider surprised her and the triplets with a surprise trip to Beverly Hills.

Beverly Hills? Really?

Sally has never stepped foot outside of the Smalltown. Everything that she knows about the world ourside of Smalltown is from tv shows and movies. Her favorite show is and was Beverly Hills 90210. She always fancied herself as Brenda waiting to meet her dashing prince charming Dylan. Instead she ended up with Tony the Spider.

"Tony this place is so beautiful."

Sally is mesmerized by the glitz and glamor of the shops and people on rodeo drive.

"You think you can buy me something from one of these stores Tony? That would be so romantic."

Tony is busy maneuvering the 3 seat stroller, he laughs ,"hahahahahaha. "

Sally gives him a playful punch in the arm.

"Ow. Why are you so violent Sal. " he rubs his arm. " I'd love to buy you something, but i dont see any Goodwills anywhere."

"Goodwill? Really Tony? You really do love me."

Sally gives Tony a peck on the cheek when all of a sudden an old lady in a sun dress and giabt ridiculous hat comes running by screaming, " My poor chihuahua, where are you?"

Tony looks over at Sally.

" did she just say she's looking for Robert Chihuahua? I think that's the wrestler I'm facing this Monday Sal. What's he doing here? "

Sally shrugs, she's too busy looking for guys that look like Luke Perry, but all she sees are guys in blouses and man buns.

"If that Chihuahua guy is following us, he'll have one thing coming to him. " Tony tries to cravk his knuckles but nothing happens.

"All these guys look like fuck boys Tony. " Sally says as she shakes her head.

" How do you know what fuck boy means Sal? You've been watching too much of that Love and Hip Hop."

"Don't talk about my shows Tony. Unless you want me to give you another bruise. "

Tony laughs nervously.
" that Robert Chihuahua guy sounds like a little fuck boy to me. Playing video games eating pizza rolls. This Monday he is going to be eating a mouth full of spider bites. "

A bunch of paparazzi come rushing past Tony and Sally and start taking pictures of someone behind them.

Tony turns to get a good glimpse of the celebrity.

"OMG. Sally do you know who that was? That was Ariana Grande! I love her music."

Sallly gives Tony a disapproving glare.
" Tony, it's kind of creepy for a 40 year old man to be fan girling over Ariana Grande."

"Whatever." Says Tony as he pushes the stroller forward. The stroller goes over a small bump as the sound of a little squeak can be heard.

Sally grabs Tony's arm and makes him stop the stroller.

"Tony you just ran over a big rat. "

Tony pulls the stroller back then looks down.
" that is the ugliest rat I have ever seen."

The rat is in fact not a rat at all but a chihuahua. Tony kicks it to check if it is alive, but it is clearly dead.

The old lady from earlier comes running and screaming. " my poor chihuahua. You've killed my poor chihuahua. Somebody call the ambulance."

Tony starta to think allowed.

" Did I just kill a Beverly hills chihuahua? Next monday Tony the spider is going is to inkect his venom into Robert Chihuahua, and there is nothing that anybody can do about it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Tony pauses to take a deep breath then ," hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The end for now fuck boys!