Post by zybala on Nov 21, 2017 15:08:26 GMT -5
We open up in the yard. It's a nice, mild day; as most days are here in The Yard The fans are already in their seats, most of the adults have beers in hand. "Because I Got High" can be heard playing as Mitch is getting in the ring. Zybala is at the refrigerator box they call the announce table, trusty laptop at hand ready to play the theme songs. Commissioner Annie is sleeping in her bean bag chair. Emilio is unseen behind the camera. Zybala turns off the African song, clicks the mouse a few times and "Da Funk" starts playing over the speakers. The fans cheer as President Dean makes his way down the driveway to the ring, pausing along the way to high-five the fans. He enters the ring, pulls a microphone from his back pocket, Zybala stops the music and let wild rumpus start.
Dean; YEEEEEAAAH!! WAZZUP SUCKAS?!?! Welcome back to The Yard and to Dystopia number SIX! (fans cheer) We got an awesome, better than Buffet can do, show for you so let's get the fucker started!!!
Dean gets out of the ring and sits next to Zybala behind the announce "table" and puts on his head phones. As a reminder, they aren't hooked up to anything, they are for show. He looks at a still sleeping Annie and prods her. She groans and rolls over but doesn't get up. Dean stands up and grabs the bean bag chair and starts shaking it.
Dean: Wake up.....(nothing)
Wake Up! (shakes a little harder, still nothing.)
WAKE UP!!!
Dean shakes the beanbag chair as if he wants to rip it apart. Annie finally wakes up and glares at Dean. Without a word, he hands her the microphone and points in the ring. She snatches the mic and groggily makes her way into the ring. She props herself in the corner, let's put a big yawn and finally gets to her job.
Annie: This next match is gonna be Jam G versus The Uber Man. Mitch, do your thing. Wake me up when it's over.
She walks out of the ring, gives the mic back to Dean and plops back on the beanbag chair, quickly falling back to sleep. Dean and Zybala look at each other and just shrug. We can see both JAM G and Uber Man at the driveway fence looking at Dean for direction. He just waves for them to get to the ring. They open the gate and walk in the yard as the fans cheer. Zybala taps a few keys on the laptop and the Mucha Lucha theme song starts playing over the speakers. The fans laugh as JAM G and Uber walk more lively and high five the fans before getting in the ring. The music stops and Mitch calls for the bell to start the match. JAM G and Uber shake hands and back away.
Zybala: Here we go fans. Another exciting episode of Dystopia. I'm Mike Zybala calling the action, and as always by my side is OCW president Dean. We're in for an great match partner.
Dean: That's right Mike. Despite the lackluster introduction (Annie raises her middle finger before going back to sleep) it looks like Uber Man and JAM G are ready to go.
Uber Man and JAM G circle each other, looking for an opening. Uber looks like he wants to go in for a lock up, arms spread as he takes a step forward, but backs away as he reconsiders. JAM G takes a big step forward and tries to grab Uber Man's leg. Uber pulls his leg back and quickly dashes towards JAM G and puts him in a headlock. Mitch looks to make sure it's a legal headlock and not a choke. All good. Uber Man is really wrenching the hold in deep as JAM G cries out in pain. He raises his hands up and makes a T shape with them. The fans laugh as there is no such thing as a time out in wrestling. Regardless, JAM G continues his gesture until Uber Man finally let's him go. JAM G starts rubbing his own neck.
JAM G: Jeez, man. You trying to rip my head off? That really hurt.
Uber Man: Well, this is wrestling and you ARE my foe.
JAM G: Only for this week, then we team up.
Uber Man: What do you mean?
At the announce table, Dean quickly stands up and point at the men.
Dean: You shut your cock hostler right now! That's a surprise.
Random Fan: No it's not!
Dean: Huh?
Zybala gently grabs Dean by the shoulder and eases him back down in his chair. Dean's chair, not Zybala's. Nobody is sitting on any laps here.
Zybala: I posted the tag tournament brackets on the website already.
Dean: What The Fuck!!!!! Why?!?
Zybala: Because you told me to last night. You were drunk and gave me the go ahead. That's why Annie is hung over. You two were partying hard.
Dean: But that was gonna be my big announcement at intermission....
Zybala: Sorry buddy.
Uber Man: If we're gonna team up, I don't wanna wrestle and risk injuring him.
JAM G: Me either.
Dean: Listen! Neither of you made a promo, so you're lucky you're even still hired, let alone in the tourney. Now fight!
Zybala suddenly looks scared and slightly lowers himself behind the refrigerator box. Dean, confused, looks at him.
Dean: And what's your fucking problem?
Zybala: You said that they both failed to make a promo?
Dean: Yeeeeah.....
Zybala: (begins to visibly look frightened) Aww shit...
Dean: What?
Zybala: There's an old wrestling legend that says whenever two white folk that don the hood of the luchador face in a competition, yet fail to honor the tradition of talking trash about one another to build to the match, an ancient beast will storm the ring and demolish both competitors.
Dean: That is the dumbest fucking thing that I have ever freaking heard in my whole damn life.
Suddenly, a loud roar can be heard from outside of the yard. Zybala gives a frightened scream and slinks lower behind the box. Without warning, the wooden fence behind the Yardies explodes into splinters as a large person wearing a hairy beast costume, and a large squash costume over it menacingly stomps into the yard.
Zybala: ITS THE SQUASH-NESS MONSTER!!!
Dean:........ What?
The fans laugh and cheer as the creature continues to menacingly stomps towards the ring. JAM G and Uber Man look confused at the monster. When Squash-ness gets to the edge of the outside of the ring, JAM G pats Uber on the chest in a "I got this" gesture. He then runs towards the ropes and leaps over the top rope and onto Squash-ness, who effortlessly catches JAM G and slams him down to the grass. With JAM G writhing on the ground in pain, the Squash-ness Monster starts to climb up the apron and steps over the top rope. It makes its way towards Uber Man, who strikes a superhero pose then slides out of the ring.
Dean: Outsider's resident superhero is running away from.... whatever this guy is.
Zybala: (peaking up from behind the announce table) Bravely running away. No one can stand up to that beast!
Uber Man runs to the other side of the ring and picks up JAM G and carries him down the driveway and out of the yard to safety, but peeks over the gate to see if they are being followed. Squash-ness exits the ring, but instead of trailing after the masked men, it heads towards the fence that it made its entrance in. Instead of exiting the way it entered, The Squash-ness Monster kicks and punches yet another large hole in the fence as Dean has a "what the fuck" look on his face. The beast's squash portion of the costume gets snagged on a broken edge of the fence. With a mighty yank, The Squash-ness Monster gets free and continues to leave, however a T-shirt seems to have ripped from the costume. If you're still asking questions like how or why at Episode 6, you're reading the wrong efed. Zybala, looking relieved, gets back into his seat. Uber-man sees the T-shirt and goes to investigate. When he gets to the hole in the fence, Uber first checks for the beast....... Coast is clear. He picks up the shirt and investigates it. It's a Kiss Concert Tour T-shirt. Uber Man gasps.
Uber Man: A clue! My mom was wearing a shirt exactly like this one on the day she was murdered!
Uber Man keeps the shirt as he walks back towards the gate, and exits the yard. Dean looks at Zybala.
Dean: Can you fucking explain any of that shit?!
Zybala: Well it looks to me that the match ended in a no contest. The monster left, and Uber Man is one step closer to finding his mother's killer. I say we move on to our main event before that monster returns. Annie! Get your ass up!
Annie grumbles as she slowly gets up from her bean bag chair and heads to the ring. Before she starts, she sees the fence. She looks at Dean confused, who just shakes his head and mouths no. Annie shrugs her shoulders and raises her microphone.
Annie: It's time for our main event of the night and it's for the Outsiders Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Title! Coming to the ring first, hailing from somewhere because he didn't fill out the resumé completely. He looks about 180 pounds. He is here to clean up the competition, he is "The Janitor" Peter Vaughn!!!
Zybala cues up "Through the Night" by Arimachi Masahiko on YouTube as Vaughn walks into the yard. He's clad in his usual janitorial garb and clutching his trusty broom, with a very determined look on his face. He makes his way to the ring, high fiving the fans along the way. He sets the broom on the outside of the ring and climbs in. He leans against the corner as the music dies down and Annie continues.
Annie: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, standing 6’5 and weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the OCW Heavyweight Champion, "The Marvel’ Matt Meyhu!!!!!
"LA… LA, LA LA… Wait till I get my money right…”
"Can't Tell Me Nothing" starts playing over the speakers and we see several unknown people rush into the yard. They jam sparkles into the grass and light them, creating a lane to the ring. The fans boo as Matt Meyhu then enters the yard with the OCW title around his waist. He walks down his sparkler light lane towards the ring, snubbing the fans who reach out for high fives. Meyhu gets in the ring and the music stops. He takes off the belt and hand it to Mitch. Mitch shows the belt to Vaughn and then holds it up to show the fans. He then hands the belt to Annie, who leaves the ring, then calls for the bell. Dean hits the cowbell.
Dean: And here we go folks our main event is under way! Champion Matt Meyhu defending his title against former champ Peter Vaughn.
Zybala: Personally, I'm hoping for a miracle and Vaughn gets back the title that was stolen from him.
Meyhu doesn't look worried at all. He eyes Vaughn up and has a cocky look on his face. Meyhu leans forward and taps his cheek, offering the first shot to Vaughn. Peter doesn't hesitate one bit as he nails Meyhu with a forearm that surprises the champ. Vaughn continues with the forearm attacks which staggers Meyhu back into the corner. The fans are cheering on Vaughn as he keeps up the attack, alternating between forearms and chops across the chest. Meyhu finally is able to shove Vaughn away. Catching his breath, Meyhu looks more shocked than anything. Vaughn charges in for another onslaught but Meyhu quickly gets his leg up and hits a superkick on Vaughn's chin. Vaughn crashes to the mat in a heap.
Dean: Right in the fucking face! That's it folks. Peter started strong, but Meyhu got in that M100 and down goes Frazier.
Zybala: Fucking travesty.
Just like their last encounter, Meyhu puts his foot on Vaughn's chest as Mitch goes for the count.
Mitch: One...
Two...
Thr...nooo!!
At the last possible millisecond, Vaughn manages to get his shoulder up. The fans cheer as Meyhu looks stunned and pissed. He starts to angrily stomp away at Vaughn, yelling at him the entire time.
Meyhu: I tried being a nice guy! I tried making it end quick for you! I didn't want to waste either of our time dragging this out! But you had to kick out! Well you know what?!? Fuck being a nice guy! Fuck making it easy! And most of all, FUCK YOU!!!
With that, Meyhu stomps extra hard on Vaughn's chest and leaves his foot there. We can see Meyhu lean over and use his hands to push down on his knee, increasing the pressure on Vaughn's chest. Vaughn is coughing and gasping as his lungs slowly get crushed. Surprisingly, Meyhu takes his foot off. He patiently waits for Peter to get to his feet, then knocks him back down with a wicked clothesline, falling with Vaughn for extra force. With both men laying side by side, Meyhu wraps his arms around Vaughn's neck, putting him in a headlock. Mitch goes in to check it out and starts yelling at Meyhu that he's using an illegal choke. Meyhu doesn't care and Mitch starts to count. Before he reaches five, Meyhu releases the hold. The fans boo as Meyhu quickly puts Vaughn in another headlock. Mitch checks again, this time it's legal.
Zybala: This is bullshit! Meyhu shouldn't even be in this fed. He's professionally trained, he has more experience than our whole roster, and he's in better shape than any Yardie wrestler out there.
Dean: You make some good points Mike, but I think he's best for business because of those points. We can use him to bring the company some exposure.
Zybala: It makes me sick. You promised no pros!! Just home grown talent.
Dean: Someone has to make that talent rise up their game. Survival by adaptation. Speaking of surviving, I don't think Vaughn is long for this match.
Meyhu still has the headlock sinched in and Vaughn looks completely out of it. Mitch grabs Vaughn's arm and raises it. It falls and Mitch yells out "One!" Mitch grabs the arm again and lifts up. Again it falls and Mitch yells "Two!" For a third time, Mitch lifts Vaughn's arm, but before it drops, Meyhu releases the hold. He laughs as everyone looks stunned and starts stomping away again at a lifeless Vaughn. Meyhu then picks him up, holds Vaughn's face in his hands and screams more obscenities at him. Meyhu then grabs Vaughn close and drops him with a Flatliner!!
Dean: Ego Trip!!
Zybala: And mercifully this one is over. I had hope for Peter, but at least the beating is done.
Meyhu covers the prone body of Vaughn and Mitch makes the count.
Mitch: One.....
Two....
At two, Meyhu jumps off of Vaughn as if he was pushed. He has a mock look of astonishment as he gazes at the fallen janitor. He goes to Mitch and tries to confirm that the count wasn't three, but Mitch tells him two. Meyhu looks down at Vaughn when a guy at the fence starts yelling.
A Guy: Yo! Mitch back there?
Mitch: Whaddup Doug?!
Doug: I got your delivery.
Mitch: Word?? Yo, time out guys. I'll be right back.
Mitch leaves the ring as everyone looks confused. Meyhu is dumbfounded for a moment before a evil smirk spreads across his lips. He leaves the ring, goes towards the fans and grabs an empty folding chair. He goes in the ring at starts yelling at Vaughn to stand up. Vaughn is very slowly starting to move.
Dean: This is unnecessary sucka. You got the dude beat. Just pin him.
Zybala: Fuck this Drano. I can't watch this any more.
Zybala stands up from his chair and steps out from behind the announce "table." Vaughn is on his knees, using the ropes to pull himself up. Meyhu is poised and ready with the chair. Meyhu swings back the chair, but it's grabbed from his hands. Confused, Meyhu turns around and is face to face with Zybala, who has thrown the chair out of the ring. The two start arguing and yelling at each other as the fans cheer. They see Vaughn crawling on his hands and knees to get behind the distracted Meyhu. Vaughn them uppercuts Meyhu between the legs! Meyhu grabs his crotch in pain and Zybala nails him with a superkick. The fans cheer as Meyhu falls. Zybala drags Meyhu near the turnbuckles then helps Vaughn to the top rope. Still woozy, Vaughn is able to stand straight and leaps off with a shaky shooting star press. He doesn't get the full rotation for the leg drop but he still crashes into Meyhu. He covers the champ as we see Mitch, bag of weed out hand, running to the ring. Mitch slides in and makes the count.
Mitch: One....
Two.....
THREE!!!!
Zybala runs over to the announce table and starts ringing the cowbell like a mad man. He also cues up Peter's music as Annie gets on the mic.
Annie: Here is your winner and NEW outsiders Champion, PETER VAUGHN!!
The Yardies start cheering as Zybala grabs the title and goes to give it to Vaughn. Still collecting himself, Peter takes the title and falls back into the corner. He is hugging the title while looking around, as if expecting someone else to come out and getting a impromptu title match. No one rushes in. Vaughn weakly forces himself to a standing position and raises the title over his head. The crowd cheers for The Janitor, then cheers louder as we see number one contender Bri Carter standing at the driveway fence clapping. She points at her eyes then at Vaughn. He nods at her and she walks away as the camera cuts out.
Dean; YEEEEEAAAH!! WAZZUP SUCKAS?!?! Welcome back to The Yard and to Dystopia number SIX! (fans cheer) We got an awesome, better than Buffet can do, show for you so let's get the fucker started!!!
Dean gets out of the ring and sits next to Zybala behind the announce "table" and puts on his head phones. As a reminder, they aren't hooked up to anything, they are for show. He looks at a still sleeping Annie and prods her. She groans and rolls over but doesn't get up. Dean stands up and grabs the bean bag chair and starts shaking it.
Dean: Wake up.....(nothing)
Wake Up! (shakes a little harder, still nothing.)
WAKE UP!!!
Dean shakes the beanbag chair as if he wants to rip it apart. Annie finally wakes up and glares at Dean. Without a word, he hands her the microphone and points in the ring. She snatches the mic and groggily makes her way into the ring. She props herself in the corner, let's put a big yawn and finally gets to her job.
Annie: This next match is gonna be Jam G versus The Uber Man. Mitch, do your thing. Wake me up when it's over.
She walks out of the ring, gives the mic back to Dean and plops back on the beanbag chair, quickly falling back to sleep. Dean and Zybala look at each other and just shrug. We can see both JAM G and Uber Man at the driveway fence looking at Dean for direction. He just waves for them to get to the ring. They open the gate and walk in the yard as the fans cheer. Zybala taps a few keys on the laptop and the Mucha Lucha theme song starts playing over the speakers. The fans laugh as JAM G and Uber walk more lively and high five the fans before getting in the ring. The music stops and Mitch calls for the bell to start the match. JAM G and Uber shake hands and back away.
Zybala: Here we go fans. Another exciting episode of Dystopia. I'm Mike Zybala calling the action, and as always by my side is OCW president Dean. We're in for an great match partner.
Dean: That's right Mike. Despite the lackluster introduction (Annie raises her middle finger before going back to sleep) it looks like Uber Man and JAM G are ready to go.
Uber Man and JAM G circle each other, looking for an opening. Uber looks like he wants to go in for a lock up, arms spread as he takes a step forward, but backs away as he reconsiders. JAM G takes a big step forward and tries to grab Uber Man's leg. Uber pulls his leg back and quickly dashes towards JAM G and puts him in a headlock. Mitch looks to make sure it's a legal headlock and not a choke. All good. Uber Man is really wrenching the hold in deep as JAM G cries out in pain. He raises his hands up and makes a T shape with them. The fans laugh as there is no such thing as a time out in wrestling. Regardless, JAM G continues his gesture until Uber Man finally let's him go. JAM G starts rubbing his own neck.
JAM G: Jeez, man. You trying to rip my head off? That really hurt.
Uber Man: Well, this is wrestling and you ARE my foe.
JAM G: Only for this week, then we team up.
Uber Man: What do you mean?
At the announce table, Dean quickly stands up and point at the men.
Dean: You shut your cock hostler right now! That's a surprise.
Random Fan: No it's not!
Dean: Huh?
Zybala gently grabs Dean by the shoulder and eases him back down in his chair. Dean's chair, not Zybala's. Nobody is sitting on any laps here.
Zybala: I posted the tag tournament brackets on the website already.
Dean: What The Fuck!!!!! Why?!?
Zybala: Because you told me to last night. You were drunk and gave me the go ahead. That's why Annie is hung over. You two were partying hard.
Dean: But that was gonna be my big announcement at intermission....
Zybala: Sorry buddy.
Uber Man: If we're gonna team up, I don't wanna wrestle and risk injuring him.
JAM G: Me either.
Dean: Listen! Neither of you made a promo, so you're lucky you're even still hired, let alone in the tourney. Now fight!
Zybala suddenly looks scared and slightly lowers himself behind the refrigerator box. Dean, confused, looks at him.
Dean: And what's your fucking problem?
Zybala: You said that they both failed to make a promo?
Dean: Yeeeeah.....
Zybala: (begins to visibly look frightened) Aww shit...
Dean: What?
Zybala: There's an old wrestling legend that says whenever two white folk that don the hood of the luchador face in a competition, yet fail to honor the tradition of talking trash about one another to build to the match, an ancient beast will storm the ring and demolish both competitors.
Dean: That is the dumbest fucking thing that I have ever freaking heard in my whole damn life.
Suddenly, a loud roar can be heard from outside of the yard. Zybala gives a frightened scream and slinks lower behind the box. Without warning, the wooden fence behind the Yardies explodes into splinters as a large person wearing a hairy beast costume, and a large squash costume over it menacingly stomps into the yard.
Zybala: ITS THE SQUASH-NESS MONSTER!!!
Dean:........ What?
The fans laugh and cheer as the creature continues to menacingly stomps towards the ring. JAM G and Uber Man look confused at the monster. When Squash-ness gets to the edge of the outside of the ring, JAM G pats Uber on the chest in a "I got this" gesture. He then runs towards the ropes and leaps over the top rope and onto Squash-ness, who effortlessly catches JAM G and slams him down to the grass. With JAM G writhing on the ground in pain, the Squash-ness Monster starts to climb up the apron and steps over the top rope. It makes its way towards Uber Man, who strikes a superhero pose then slides out of the ring.
Dean: Outsider's resident superhero is running away from.... whatever this guy is.
Zybala: (peaking up from behind the announce table) Bravely running away. No one can stand up to that beast!
Uber Man runs to the other side of the ring and picks up JAM G and carries him down the driveway and out of the yard to safety, but peeks over the gate to see if they are being followed. Squash-ness exits the ring, but instead of trailing after the masked men, it heads towards the fence that it made its entrance in. Instead of exiting the way it entered, The Squash-ness Monster kicks and punches yet another large hole in the fence as Dean has a "what the fuck" look on his face. The beast's squash portion of the costume gets snagged on a broken edge of the fence. With a mighty yank, The Squash-ness Monster gets free and continues to leave, however a T-shirt seems to have ripped from the costume. If you're still asking questions like how or why at Episode 6, you're reading the wrong efed. Zybala, looking relieved, gets back into his seat. Uber-man sees the T-shirt and goes to investigate. When he gets to the hole in the fence, Uber first checks for the beast....... Coast is clear. He picks up the shirt and investigates it. It's a Kiss Concert Tour T-shirt. Uber Man gasps.
Uber Man: A clue! My mom was wearing a shirt exactly like this one on the day she was murdered!
Uber Man keeps the shirt as he walks back towards the gate, and exits the yard. Dean looks at Zybala.
Dean: Can you fucking explain any of that shit?!
Zybala: Well it looks to me that the match ended in a no contest. The monster left, and Uber Man is one step closer to finding his mother's killer. I say we move on to our main event before that monster returns. Annie! Get your ass up!
Annie grumbles as she slowly gets up from her bean bag chair and heads to the ring. Before she starts, she sees the fence. She looks at Dean confused, who just shakes his head and mouths no. Annie shrugs her shoulders and raises her microphone.
Annie: It's time for our main event of the night and it's for the Outsiders Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Title! Coming to the ring first, hailing from somewhere because he didn't fill out the resumé completely. He looks about 180 pounds. He is here to clean up the competition, he is "The Janitor" Peter Vaughn!!!
Zybala cues up "Through the Night" by Arimachi Masahiko on YouTube as Vaughn walks into the yard. He's clad in his usual janitorial garb and clutching his trusty broom, with a very determined look on his face. He makes his way to the ring, high fiving the fans along the way. He sets the broom on the outside of the ring and climbs in. He leans against the corner as the music dies down and Annie continues.
Annie: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, standing 6’5 and weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the OCW Heavyweight Champion, "The Marvel’ Matt Meyhu!!!!!
"LA… LA, LA LA… Wait till I get my money right…”
"Can't Tell Me Nothing" starts playing over the speakers and we see several unknown people rush into the yard. They jam sparkles into the grass and light them, creating a lane to the ring. The fans boo as Matt Meyhu then enters the yard with the OCW title around his waist. He walks down his sparkler light lane towards the ring, snubbing the fans who reach out for high fives. Meyhu gets in the ring and the music stops. He takes off the belt and hand it to Mitch. Mitch shows the belt to Vaughn and then holds it up to show the fans. He then hands the belt to Annie, who leaves the ring, then calls for the bell. Dean hits the cowbell.
Dean: And here we go folks our main event is under way! Champion Matt Meyhu defending his title against former champ Peter Vaughn.
Zybala: Personally, I'm hoping for a miracle and Vaughn gets back the title that was stolen from him.
Meyhu doesn't look worried at all. He eyes Vaughn up and has a cocky look on his face. Meyhu leans forward and taps his cheek, offering the first shot to Vaughn. Peter doesn't hesitate one bit as he nails Meyhu with a forearm that surprises the champ. Vaughn continues with the forearm attacks which staggers Meyhu back into the corner. The fans are cheering on Vaughn as he keeps up the attack, alternating between forearms and chops across the chest. Meyhu finally is able to shove Vaughn away. Catching his breath, Meyhu looks more shocked than anything. Vaughn charges in for another onslaught but Meyhu quickly gets his leg up and hits a superkick on Vaughn's chin. Vaughn crashes to the mat in a heap.
Dean: Right in the fucking face! That's it folks. Peter started strong, but Meyhu got in that M100 and down goes Frazier.
Zybala: Fucking travesty.
Just like their last encounter, Meyhu puts his foot on Vaughn's chest as Mitch goes for the count.
Mitch: One...
Two...
Thr...nooo!!
At the last possible millisecond, Vaughn manages to get his shoulder up. The fans cheer as Meyhu looks stunned and pissed. He starts to angrily stomp away at Vaughn, yelling at him the entire time.
Meyhu: I tried being a nice guy! I tried making it end quick for you! I didn't want to waste either of our time dragging this out! But you had to kick out! Well you know what?!? Fuck being a nice guy! Fuck making it easy! And most of all, FUCK YOU!!!
With that, Meyhu stomps extra hard on Vaughn's chest and leaves his foot there. We can see Meyhu lean over and use his hands to push down on his knee, increasing the pressure on Vaughn's chest. Vaughn is coughing and gasping as his lungs slowly get crushed. Surprisingly, Meyhu takes his foot off. He patiently waits for Peter to get to his feet, then knocks him back down with a wicked clothesline, falling with Vaughn for extra force. With both men laying side by side, Meyhu wraps his arms around Vaughn's neck, putting him in a headlock. Mitch goes in to check it out and starts yelling at Meyhu that he's using an illegal choke. Meyhu doesn't care and Mitch starts to count. Before he reaches five, Meyhu releases the hold. The fans boo as Meyhu quickly puts Vaughn in another headlock. Mitch checks again, this time it's legal.
Zybala: This is bullshit! Meyhu shouldn't even be in this fed. He's professionally trained, he has more experience than our whole roster, and he's in better shape than any Yardie wrestler out there.
Dean: You make some good points Mike, but I think he's best for business because of those points. We can use him to bring the company some exposure.
Zybala: It makes me sick. You promised no pros!! Just home grown talent.
Dean: Someone has to make that talent rise up their game. Survival by adaptation. Speaking of surviving, I don't think Vaughn is long for this match.
Meyhu still has the headlock sinched in and Vaughn looks completely out of it. Mitch grabs Vaughn's arm and raises it. It falls and Mitch yells out "One!" Mitch grabs the arm again and lifts up. Again it falls and Mitch yells "Two!" For a third time, Mitch lifts Vaughn's arm, but before it drops, Meyhu releases the hold. He laughs as everyone looks stunned and starts stomping away again at a lifeless Vaughn. Meyhu then picks him up, holds Vaughn's face in his hands and screams more obscenities at him. Meyhu then grabs Vaughn close and drops him with a Flatliner!!
Dean: Ego Trip!!
Zybala: And mercifully this one is over. I had hope for Peter, but at least the beating is done.
Meyhu covers the prone body of Vaughn and Mitch makes the count.
Mitch: One.....
Two....
At two, Meyhu jumps off of Vaughn as if he was pushed. He has a mock look of astonishment as he gazes at the fallen janitor. He goes to Mitch and tries to confirm that the count wasn't three, but Mitch tells him two. Meyhu looks down at Vaughn when a guy at the fence starts yelling.
A Guy: Yo! Mitch back there?
Mitch: Whaddup Doug?!
Doug: I got your delivery.
Mitch: Word?? Yo, time out guys. I'll be right back.
Mitch leaves the ring as everyone looks confused. Meyhu is dumbfounded for a moment before a evil smirk spreads across his lips. He leaves the ring, goes towards the fans and grabs an empty folding chair. He goes in the ring at starts yelling at Vaughn to stand up. Vaughn is very slowly starting to move.
Dean: This is unnecessary sucka. You got the dude beat. Just pin him.
Zybala: Fuck this Drano. I can't watch this any more.
Zybala stands up from his chair and steps out from behind the announce "table." Vaughn is on his knees, using the ropes to pull himself up. Meyhu is poised and ready with the chair. Meyhu swings back the chair, but it's grabbed from his hands. Confused, Meyhu turns around and is face to face with Zybala, who has thrown the chair out of the ring. The two start arguing and yelling at each other as the fans cheer. They see Vaughn crawling on his hands and knees to get behind the distracted Meyhu. Vaughn them uppercuts Meyhu between the legs! Meyhu grabs his crotch in pain and Zybala nails him with a superkick. The fans cheer as Meyhu falls. Zybala drags Meyhu near the turnbuckles then helps Vaughn to the top rope. Still woozy, Vaughn is able to stand straight and leaps off with a shaky shooting star press. He doesn't get the full rotation for the leg drop but he still crashes into Meyhu. He covers the champ as we see Mitch, bag of weed out hand, running to the ring. Mitch slides in and makes the count.
Mitch: One....
Two.....
THREE!!!!
Zybala runs over to the announce table and starts ringing the cowbell like a mad man. He also cues up Peter's music as Annie gets on the mic.
Annie: Here is your winner and NEW outsiders Champion, PETER VAUGHN!!
The Yardies start cheering as Zybala grabs the title and goes to give it to Vaughn. Still collecting himself, Peter takes the title and falls back into the corner. He is hugging the title while looking around, as if expecting someone else to come out and getting a impromptu title match. No one rushes in. Vaughn weakly forces himself to a standing position and raises the title over his head. The crowd cheers for The Janitor, then cheers louder as we see number one contender Bri Carter standing at the driveway fence clapping. She points at her eyes then at Vaughn. He nods at her and she walks away as the camera cuts out.