OCW.com Exclusive -Alice On The Andrea Owl Attack-
Jul 30, 2019 14:41:46 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Knight on Jul 30, 2019 14:41:46 GMT -5
This is an OCW.com official Exclusive.
Alice Knight: Please, have a seat everyone... Ladies and gentlemen. And others of the odd LGQT corner of the community. And North Koreans... who probably will not understand a single word I will say right now... but I just want to start off and say I have no update on Andrea Hernandez's condition. After that brutal attack from the Owl Parliament, if that is what they are calling those savage beasts that did horrible things to poor Andrea at OCW Redacted. We all pray for her healthy return A.S.A. as soon as possible...
Alice takes a second and makes the crucifix with her hands looking up at the ceiling.
Alice Knight: Now on to the main question everybody seems to be asking... did I put these OWL Parliament thugs up to attacking poor, poor, Andrea? And the answer is simple... I had NOTHING to do with it. Rumors circulating that I wasn't ready for the Pay Per View match with Andrea and I set this all up to get out of wrestling her. Not true. I love Andrea. Maybe not a personal friend, but she is one of the best OCW has to offer. And in NO WAY would I set up Andrea like this. It's not my style. I am the FACE of OCW. Would the best FACE of all time in OCW do such a appalling thing to one of her peers? Never. Never is the answer.
Alice wipes away a tear.
Alice Knight: It hurts me when people like Hood and some OCW members talking behind my back say i did what I didn't do. You are the real monsters. Okay... the OWL Parliament is the real problem monsters. And I want to take a second to say something to them... listen up you mean bully hooters. You are not only giving myself a bad name... but OWLS around the world. And if you have the courage to reveal who you are and who was behind this... then I will be at OCW Massacre to confront any of you. Shame on you all. Poor Andrea...
Alice pulls out a acoustic guitar.
Alice Knight: Now for Andrea, I will be accepting any donations on her behalf for her to have a quick recovery. And for her I will do a quick cover of Elton John's Can You Feel The Love Tonight from The Lion King soundtrack... I was going to do Candle In The Wind... but I couldn't figure out the cords. Sorry. Enjoy...
Alice begins playing.
Alice Knight: "And CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEL the love tonight? It is where we are... it's enough for this wild eyed wonderer that we got this far... Annnnnnd can you feeeeeeeeel the love tonight...."
The people at the small press conference loudly leave the area as Alice awkwardly keeps playing.
The feed cuts away to the OCW logo.